Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Spoiler: Chris

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Spoiler: Pony People

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kek the thought of him being mocked and escorted out by LITERAL little ponies as hes throwing a fit is pretty hilarious

 

[Product Placement]

If Chris was raping his mother, he should overdraft as much as he can, take that $750 and just go wild with the last of his freedom or try to go to Mexico.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

It’s August 1 so Chris knew his SSI and Barb’s SS check was hitting the banks today. I wonder how much of that $700 he will blow on crap at the mall today.

Crap that he'll expect to add to the hoard and then be shocked when the hoard is thrown out after he is court ordered out of the house forever.

 

[Sinpie]

Null's such a tender sweetheart for wanting to keep helping Chris even after this situation. What a shame that Chris refuses to be helped and continues doing wrongs.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Congratulations to Chris for finally ending his love quest saga.

Although I have to say this may be the worst sweetheart in the history of chrisology, maybe ever.

Maybe the real sweehearts are the friends we made along the way

 

[anon4890201]

I feel like he's going to die soon. I don't know what it is, but it's a feeling.

 

[Elaine Benes]

I never would have pegged Barb for a dyke.

FTFY

 

[TheBeanz]

It's horrendous isn't it. So he's been removed from the house and there's a court order stopping him from going near his mum, does this mean he's on the run from the police? Is there a warrant out to arrest him for incest (Is that even against the law in Virginia)?

Seems the stolen money would be enough for him to live out of his car for a month, so maybe we're going to see Chris Chan Across America as he tries to escape to the Bronies in Seattle or the Tranch or somewhere.

 

[Hoodie]

in the end, I feel the most sympathy towards Null.

I await the next update with bated breath...if we can get the information since Null rightfully cut contact.

 

[Pina Colada]

Oh wow, so he's a thief and a motherfucker. A motherfuckin' thief.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Being completely honest, from memory, Megan is probably the only likeable person in the entire book of the Chris Saga. I wonder whatever happened to her, she kind of disappeared after she cut contact with Chris after the whole "She came for CWC" incident.

She got married had kids and retired to private life.
She wants absolutely nothing to do with Chris

 

[jason analberg]

I wonder if we'll ever get a full timeline on events.
Who initiated it, when it first started, etc.

I hope so, but I don't think we'll see it for a while. I'm guessing there's going to be at least a week or two of shit surfacing, and chris digging himself deeper, and then we'll see how/when this started.

 

[Count Olaf]

I'm not sure if this was posted yet, but
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Plane tickets from Charlottesville-Albemarle to Washington are roughly 750 dollars. The MLP convention is located in Seattle. Is it possible Chris is still trying to go to the convention? Dear God...
It's within the realm of possibility that Chris lied about going to the mall to Null.

You know this is the part where I want to say, "No I don't think Chris would actually do that. It's way to extreme, he's too cowardly/lazy", ect, but after saying that exact thing about so many other things in his life only to be proved wrong I genuinely don't know. I wont be surprised if he does. However, Everfree isn't for another couple of weeks. Where would he go in Seattle? What would he do? I doubt there's any kind of plan in his head beyond just getting there IF he actually tries to go there.

 

[ChingChong]

"14 and a half years from now, I will be so well known that I will be one of the worldwide top trending subjects on a social media platform that doesn't exist yet! How, you ask? Is it because of my comics I create or something great I have done for all of humanity?
Nope.
It will be because I will have confessed to the near constant raping my elderly mother over the course of a month! My father, who currently sits inside our home behind me, will be long dead and will smile down upon me as I brag that I am better at hitting my mother's G spot than he ever was.
Also, the house will burn down once, we will be flat broke, I will be LARPing as a woman and I am so far removed from reality that I believe I am a computer goddess that spans multiple dimensions!"

What a wonderful trip it has been.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

It does brings out these troons logic.
If they changed their gender, they’re a different person hence the deadname shit.

If I was being cynical I'd say trans rights are for twitter activists just the latest incarnation of radical chic, and almost none of these people actually give a single fuck. Bitching about pronouns is an easy way to pretend you're doing something while actually doing nothing and never leaving your comfort zone.

I mean, don't get me wrong here, I support anybody's right to live however the fuck they want. But trans "allies" are some of the most annoying people I've encountered. Not trans people, mind you. The people who constantly condescend to "defend" them. It's a bunch of straight white girls lecturing other white people on privilege and tolerance, even though they live the world's most cushy existence.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Not mentally ill btw

Every day my hatred for trannies grows bigger and bigger

 

[The One Pooper]

if the law people are indeed overseeing this thread then let it be known that you are observing sacred forbidden grounds

 

[lanceisbestweapon95]

I feel like he's going to die soon. I don't know what it is, but it's a feeling.

Probably the fact that he's too retarded to take care of himself and has driven away every single support network he's ever had. He can barely survive when things are handed to him, he won't last a week homeless.

 

[KiwiFarms User]

I wonder what the sex offender saga will be like.

 

[A Money Creature]

HOT TAKE:
Barb let Chris fuck her on purpose.

This might have been said already, but I can't be bothered to read through a 430+ page thread that's growing faster than I can read.
So, hear me out:
- Barb is a cunning bitch. We know this.
- She knows her son is mentally handicapped but still loves him. Their weird relationship is proof of that.
- There is information pointing to Barb not being as demented as she acts, but purposefully putting on a show in order to get more money coming in.
- We know Barb has a horrendous mountain of debt that she can hardly pay off.
- We know, and she knows, that one day in the not-so-distant future, she will inevitably bite the dust. When this happens, due to her debt, Chris will be living on the street.

So, here comes the plan:
- Her future goals, combining what we know about her, will be comprised of two main points:

1. She wants herself to be provided for until the day she dies.
2. Once she's gone, she wants Chris to be provided for

- Knowing Chris, his mental illness, and his pattern of trusting random female voices from the internet, she comes up with the following steps:

1. Initiate a sexual relationship with her son. That's her sacrifice.
2. Wait until her son inevitably spills the beans and the trolls call in another welfare check.
3. She will land in an institution for the elderly, provided for by the state.
4. Chris will be charged but is, due to his mental illness, more likely to be institutionalized instead of going to prison. The state will provide for him, too.
5. She can live out her life in peace and will ultimately die knowing that her son receives the medical care he needs and won't have to sleep on the street.

This is what a cunning bitch with a handicapped son whom she nonetheless loves would do. Her sacrifice is, in the wider picture, relatively small, as the whole world anyway already looked at them as being crazy people.

This isn't a anime