Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Narr Then]

I doubt very much that he'll top himself.

Unless you're going to do it by injecting a heroic amount of smack (and even then you've got to have more than basic knowledge about how to get a dig together) it's gonna hurt, if only for a split second.

Knowing that is enough to put people off, apart from the attention whores who just scratch themselves up or neck a few valium of course.

 

[Pickle Dick]

Okay, so there are three options for what happened:
1. Chris raped Barb (likely)
2. Barb raped Chris (also likely)
3. Chris "raped" Barb in his fantasies (likely, but at this point, not as likely)

Even if Chris didn't rape Barb, the fraud is still enough for anyone to lose sympathy over him

 

[Guntburglar]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

Imagine getting grifted by a legally retarded ebeggar all because you're an interfering bleeding heart shield.
Who could have ever seen that coming!?!

 

[Hoodie]

It's horrendous isn't it. So he's been removed from the house and there's a court order stopping him from going near his mum, does this mean he's on the run from the police? Is there a warrant out to arrest him for incest (Is that even against the law in Virginia)?

Seems the stolen money would be enough for him to live out of his car for a month, so maybe we're going to see Chris Chan Across America as he tries to escape to the Bronies in Seattle or the Tranch or somewhere.

it's just a protection order at the moment, I believe. That's just saying he can't go near his mom or talk to her, etc.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

My surprise is that you White Knighted (or at least gave that appearance) Chris o long.

 

[idosometimes]

I am against stealing and having intimate relations with old people, but I cannot help feeling that this is partly Barb's fault. Chris is probably mostly responsible for the sex with his mom, but Barb and Bob never prepared Chris to live on his own. He expects to just buy what he wants whenever. Anything bad is because haters, trolls, and cyberbullies are jealous of him or want to play America's favorite game.

Chris needed the structure around him to maintain the meager life he had. Pardon the cursing, but I see no way that his future is not going to heck.

I want to say to all the newfags who are about to go on a decent into Chris lore:

It starts off funny. Fake girlfriends and Liquid Chris. But the further you go you'll realize its becoming a psychological horror. And then you'll realize it always has been.

Chris was largely kept in check by his family in the olden days. Part of the joke was Barb and Bob getting mad at people for tricking their idiot son for the 1039403849th time. Chris was a loser, but not dangerous. He was just a goof who overshared and had a very high opinion of himself.

It really was not until Bob died and Barb's brain turned to pea soup that it got really sad and a bit scary. Chris losing limits around him let his autism go to 11. The neglect of his mother and of himself make it really hard to laugh at "Little C".

Funny story. SEATAC airport is nowhere near Seattle. It's in Tacoma. If Chris is trying to get Seattle he's not going to make it l. He'll be stranded.

Taxis are flat rate and fairly cheap. For an extra $10 or so (that he should definitely spend), he could get a town car from SEA. He would have no trouble getting to the city.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I mean if he spent that $750 on a plane ticket, what's he going to do when he arrives? Will he even be able to get himself to the convention?

Afaik he doesn't have a ticket and isn't welcome there - and Chris is an incredibly visually distinctive person, so people would know it was him immediately - but I've no idea what security is like in those places.

I wouldn't put it past Chris but I think it's more likely he stole $750 to sustain himself more than anything else.

Funny story. SEATAC airport is nowhere near Seattle. It's in Tacoma. If Chris is trying to get Seattle he's not going to make it l. He'll be stranded.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

shoutout to all the people that think barb was asking for it

yall niggas stupid

 

[AnOminous]

This is honestly fucking straight depressing. Chris was a lowcow I enjoyed viewing since I was 12, and saw him as a bumbling idiot but joyful one to watch. With each passing year however, it just got more and more depressing of seeing a person turn from a comedy to a tragedy....

"But Doctor, I am Pagliacci."

Is there a warrant out to arrest him for incest (Is that even against the law in Virginia)?

If they enforced that law in any real way, Virginia would just be a giant prison.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

thieving autistic rapist

Imagine Chris being sent this via twitter through bronies.

 

[A Money Creature]

This is the best time for Jacob Sockness to take him in

 

[AssignedEva]

He probably barely remembers her at this point. Megan might have been the most pivotal gal-pal in Christory, but to Chris himself, she was only a footnote, brought up only in the haze of his childish delusions of grandeur..

As of 2018 he was planning to visit her (without her knowing) and only got put off when someone told him she owned multiple guns. I doubt he'd try and go to her now, though.

I really feel bad for Megan. She was just a nice person who saw he was lonely and tried to be a friend to him and then got totally humiliated by him.

I'm pretty sure she will have heard about this.

 

[dacwcman68]

Now that Chris is banned from Everfree NW, if he plans on fleeing to Seattle to attend he'll probably need a disguise. I suggest ret-conning an old classic.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

Whenever a twatter troon types "r*pe" I read it as "ripe"

Type the word, pussies

 

[totallyrandomusername]

I wonder how long it will be until the entire situation involving Chris is blamed on KiwiFarms?

 

[LemmeSee]

Has someone already asked and gotten an answer about why the texts are so blurry?

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

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"14 and a half years from now, I will be so well known that I will be one of the worldwide top trending subjects on a social media platform that doesn't exist yet! How, you ask? Is it because of my comics I create or something great I have done for all of humanity?
Nope.
It will be because I will have confessed to the near constant raping my elderly mother over the course of a month! My father, who currently sits inside our home behind me, will be long dead and will smile down upon me as I brag that I am better at hitting my mother's G spot than he ever was.
Also, the house will burn down once, we will be flat broke, I will be LARPing as a woman and I am so far removed from reality that I believe I am a computer goddess that spans multiple dimensions!"

What a wonderful trip it has been.

Wait, is that Chris Chan from many years ago in the vid? Or some random niggerfaggot?

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

shoutout to all the people that think barb was asking for it

yall niggas stupid

Barb literally enabled and manipulated Chris into inappropriate intimate activities with her for years to the point where he was having erotic dreams about her and having other sexual fantasies involving his mother. This has likely been going on for years and years. Don't call it a grave, call it the future Barb chose.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Every day my hatred for trannies grows bigger and bigger

Gradually, I began to hate them.

Funny story. SEATAC airport is nowhere near Seattle. It's in Tacoma. If Chris is trying to get Seattle he's not going to make it l. He'll be stranded.

You say that like he would have anywhere to go once he got to Seattle.

IIRC on the stream last night Null said the first 1k was paid out to chris, with the other 4 held until he created the commissions. He could have prepaid for a hotel but I don't give Chris that much credit to preplan.

 

[MG-34]

Funny story. SEATAC airport is nowhere near Seattle. It's in Tacoma. If Chris is trying to get Seattle he's not going to make it l. He'll be stranded.

Some ween will undoubtedly give him some money to get to the con just to keep the ride going.