Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Megatardingo]

Will he quickdraw the pepperspray to stop the policemen? He's got time to refine his technique.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Morbid reminder:

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

Just a thought occured to me.

If Chris was a woman and somewhat decent looking, you know he would get away with stealing money and shit. He would get laid regularly and get some free shit out of it.

Chris is the basic version of a shitty slut but Asperger and penis.

If Chris was a decent looking woman he would have a husband and therefore a source of income, and would neither rape his mother nor steal money from her as he wouldn't need to.

 

[AnOminous]

anyone else think the craziest thing is Chris Chan has now had 2 sexual partners

maybe I'm slow but i didn't realise he was free to wander the mall. I assumed he was in some kind of custody

Imagine being an incel, and realizing a "Virgin With Rage" like Chris banged a hooker and HIS OWN MOM. Imagine being an incel and realizing Chris-Chan has absolutely defeated you in the sexual arena that is the true proof of Chad-dom.

 

[Danger]

No way Chris was on that account. Would a transfer even be necessary if he was? And if for some reason he was on the account, I would think it would have been shown as both their names on the transfer.

For jointly tilted accounts both do not need to sign off on the transfer, this surprises alot of people when they suddenly learn about it by getting ripped off by a loved one.

One would think Barb would know better than to have Chris as a joint signer, but an alarming amount of older people do this because they think its easier than setting up a power of attorney.

If the account Chris transfered it to is setup as some sort of predefined transfer and moves money to that account regularly, the transfer probably wasn't even flagged by their security system as suspicious.

I've never worked as a fraud investigator, but I did office share with some before COVID kicked everyone out, family fraud is notoriously difficult to prove.

Again though, the whole molestation thing is a game changer in terms of exploitation its absolutely in FEEVA territory.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Chris will die in your lifetime.

at this point im not sure chris will die in god's lifetime

 

[Super Smelly Vagina]

 

[Ma_Hooty]

HOT TAKE:
Barb let Chris fuck her on purpose.

This might have been said already, but I can't be bothered to read through a 430+ page thread that's growing faster than I can read.
So, hear me out:
- Barb is a cunning bitch. We know this.
- She knows her son is mentally handicapped but still loves him. Their weird relationship is proof of that.
- There is information pointing to Barb not being as demented as she acts, but purposefully putting on a show in order to get more money coming in.
- We know Barb has a horrendous mountain of debt that she can hardly pay off.
- We know, and she knows, that one day in the not-so-distant future, she will inevitably bite the dust. When this happens, due to her debt, Chris will be living on the street.

So, here comes the plan:
- Her future goals, combining what we know about her, will be comprised of two main points:

1. She wants herself to be provided for until the day she dies.
2. Once she's gone, she wants Chris to be provided for

- Knowing Chris, his mental illness, and his pattern of trusting random female voices from the internet, she comes up with the following steps:

1. Initiate a sexual relationship with her son. That's her sacrifice.
2. Wait until her son inevitably spills the beans and the trolls call in another welfare check.
3. She will land in an institution for the elderly, provided for by the state.
4. Chris will be charged but is, due to his mental illness, more likely to be institutionalized instead of going to prison. The state will provide for him, too.
5. She can live out her life in peace and will ultimately die knowing that her son receives the medical care he needs and won't have to sleep on the street.

This is what a cunning bitch with a handicapped son whom she nonetheless loves would do. Her sacrifice is, in the wider picture, relatively small, as the whole world anyway already looked at them as being crazy people.

Yeah, I'm sure a nonagenarian dementia-riddled woman who looks like a Redead planned to get her son to fuck her instead of simply throwing him into a home. All according to keikaku lmao

 

[Bumwine]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

Icy straight Vodka, it's like drinking numbing water

At this point, If someone dug into the hoard and find a corpse or Chris reveal he have raped his pets I will not be surprised

 

[Baptist]

I know this story is unfolding fast and it’s absolutely horrible.
Chris raped his mom and stole 750 bucks from her AND caused the only person that’s ever tried to give him the benefit of the doubt to finally cut ties with him.
There are troons here defending pronouns and a lot of people are responding to that

but what about Fiona? What about Bella? Shouldn’t our efforts be put toward that instead of the circle jerk of the same 3 memes and taking tranny bait?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

If Chris was a decent looking woman he would have a husband and therefore a source of income, and would neither rape his mother nor steal money from her as he wouldn't need to.

Exactly. Shit is so fucked.

Imagine being an incel, and realizing a "Virgin With Rage" like Chris banged a hooker and HIS OWN MOM. Imagine being an incel and realizing Chris-Chan has absolutely defeated you in the sexual arena that is the true proof of Chad-dom.

If that's what it takes to be a Chad, maybe it's not worth it.

 

[Luigi]

Some of you are a bit too invested in this shit.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Imagine being an incel, and realizing a "Virgin With Rage" like Chris banged a hooker and HIS OWN MOM. Imagine being an incel and realizing Chris-Chan has absolutely defeated you in the sexual arena that is the true proof of Chad-dom.

chad chan vs the virgin kf user

 

[Null]

i agree but you cant say he wasnt protected by the forum

He was protected from extortion you stupid queer.

but what about Fiona? What about Bella? Shouldn’t our efforts be put toward that instead of the circle jerk of the same 3 memes and taking tranny bait?

What about them? At this point, if they encouraged anything, it'll get brought up in legal proceedings.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

I haven´t taken my breakfast while I´m reading this (maybe is for the best)

 

[Jewthulhu]

Will he quickdraw the pepperspray to stop the policemen? He's got time to refine his technique.

Let's see how many federal offenses Chris can rack up until they finally put him away

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I wonder if 20 years from now, when Chris extremely likely will be dead, people still will talk about him.
Things can only get worse from now, and it's already deep shit.

with the mainstream normalization of degeneracy and troon culture it's possible in 20 years they're celebrating Christine Mr Poopy Head Weston Chandler Sonichu CPU Blue heart love day while passing around the HRT with the milk and cookies in some kindergarten class to honor CWC with his battle between the evil kiwi farms and trolls who bullied him his whole life

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Chris will die in your lifetime.

Who knows. Barb and Bob lived long lives despite their habits and life conditions. Maybe Chris too will be unlucky enough to live till the age when diapers are acceptable.

 

[cuddle striker]

Okay so inevitably this black swan event will get topped. The question is: which lolcow, how would they do it and when would they do it?

it may not take long, it's an amazing year of milk already. I don't think it can be topped though- just followed.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

So, what is everyone drinking? I've got a couple cans of cheap wine and a few cans of beer. Sipping on this cope juice, watching Snowpiercer as I witness this thread.

Southern sweet tea moonshine, looking at this shit show through the bottom of a jar dulls the edges of reality enough for me keep reading.