Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Looks like the author of the Worhol/Chris Chan book would have to make an updated edition.

lol CWC doesn't even get to cover up the few pickles with his homemade sleeves he planned on passing out at the con. lmao

 

[Mungo Bean]

this whole thing makes me sad.

 

[OrionBalls]

I can't believe I'm asking this; but are you even able to get in trouble for encouraging incest?

I think encouraging someone to actively commit crimes can be considered illegal in some jurisdictions. She is also culpable in my book.

 

[ToeNailClippings]

I wonder if 20 years from now, when Chris extremely likely will be dead, people still will talk about him.
Things can only get worse from now, and it's already deep shit.

I can see Chris being used as a case study or something. Honestly, I expected him to kill Barb in a fit of rage, or letting her die from lack of care before raping her, but I guess when you're that desperate for a sweetheart anything will do. I do wonder if being forced to stay at home for the past year with his mother, assuming he was, made him more desperate than ever. In the past he was at least able to socialize and try (and fail) to find a sweetheart or friends at events.

 

[also autistic]

Who would Chris murder? Would he track down Liquid and shoot him in front of his patients?

Barbara/ more of the pets from neglect

 

[Mister Show]

I know prison photos aren't really a thing, but I would really love to see Chris after he's been in the clink for a while. The first thing that's going to happen is he's going to lose all that weight. They don't serve chicken tendies in prison.

 

[Jack Awful]

I really hope Chris will act reasonably for once and use the $750 that he stole from his elderly mother that he raped to buy himself a gun

Why? A rope and a stool would do the job and doesn't need a background check.

 

[Ratfrik]

TIME TO ROLL THE WHEEL

 

[Altera]

Jesus christ, imagine a trial where a prosecutor starts bringing up pages of the cwcki.

IMAGINE BEING A DEFENSE ATTORNEY WHO HAS TO READ THE WHOLE THING TO UNDERSTAND THE CLIENT.

 

[Ramborambo]

One can only wonder..

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Listening to the audio and Nick’s analysis, the troll claim seems plausible. And Null even said that it’s the MO from the old days that Bella used.

Honestly, there are no heroes, no likeable characters. Except Null, and possibly Cole Smithey. And Bob is the one you feel sorry for.

Idk, I thought Naitsirhc was a pretty cool character.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

so is chris still writing sonichu? didnt he do it up until fairly recently? i know some very recent stuff made it in

how will THIS saga be translated into the sacred scripts

 

[Return The Slab]

If he really plans to fly to Seattle, that is a testament to his inability to change.

Imagine this:
You're on the run.
You've just been found out playing slip and slide with your mothers gash
You've been served a protective order against contacting her
The world is crashing down on you
Youre homeless but still have one person left whos helping you
You steal $750 from your mother and lie to that one person
Fuck him because you're going to the promised land- Brony Con Seattle
Book flight using stolen money
Dodge trolls, weens, and jerkops on the way to the airport
Fly to Seattle. Magi chan is guiding you.


Reach the gates of sanctuary
Immediately get grabbed by jerkops anticipating your autistic obsession with children's toys.

Spend the rest of your in a 6'×8' hole with no idea of how this could happen to a cpu goddess
Clyde Cash weeps from heaven.

 

[SlipNHonk]

I wouldn't put it past Chris at this point to try driving out to the con anyway

Car breaks down or loses gas somewhere between Washington and South/North Dakota.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

This thread is going by so fast it's impossible to keep up.

The bank account incident happened in 407, I woke up and the thread is on 463 now
like they said, the ride never ends

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Now I know I'm homeless but also

L E G O S

Oh Shit LEGOS? Now we know this will be suicide by cop. We've seen how the feds treat those Semi Automatic Lego sets.

 

[Cosmologic]

I think encouraging someone to actively commit crimes can be considered illegal in some jurisdictions. She is also culpable in my book.

it’s insane to me that nobody is talking about that aspect. she was giving chris tips on how to groom his own mother

 

[Philosophy Phil]

With Snoopy's death, a dark cloud invaded the house of Chandler; resulting in many unfortunate events befallen our oafish hero, now turned oafish villain

 

[Megatardingo]

Jesus christ, imagine a trial where a prosecutor starts bringing up pages of the cwcki.

IMAGINE BEING A DEFENSE ATTORNEY WHO HAS TO READ THE WHOLE THING TO UNDERSTAND THE CLIENT.

I just want a judge to sit through the entire video archives

 

[TerrorSperg99]