Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Fapcop said:
This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


The man who lied about having sex with his geriatric mom lied about stealing money from her?!

Wow, I’m shocked!

This really also shows his lack of imagination and how tenuous his connection to reality is.

Chris is for all practical reasons homeless, and where is the only place he can think of going? The mall.


The Chandlers are a local freakshow, and by now everyone in Ruckersville likely knows that their pet tranny raped (or had sex) with his (maybe) demented mother.

Gee, maybe now would be a good time to drive a few hundred miles and get a room at a cheap motel?

But nah... Chris’s horizon is totally limited to Ruckersville and the immediate surroundings.

(And once locals make their reaction known, he’ll of course blame “haters and trolls.)


BTW: Good for you Null, but are you sure you’re DONE. I mean, we’ve heard that before no? For your sake I hope so!
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It shows he is capable of understanding and lying to cover up bad actions. Which means he's likely to be competant enough to stand trial.

Null, you did a heros duty trying to help him. It shows your compassion. But yeah walk away from this one. He's clearly not what you or anyone thought.

Scary question. Assuming his passionate love affair with Mommy Dearest wasn't outed, what would have happened once she died? Who would he have turned to?
 
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Hexbox said:
Getting shot in Chicago would be interesting.
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I would LOVE for him to break down in some small town, like a hallmark family movie. He meets the locals, has to work off the car repairs, and through old fashioned family farm livin' and hard work, comes to grow into a real man. Five years from now, he has three kids and a burgeoning corn farm.

Someday in the future, you drive through a gas station and spot his classic striped shirt through the pumps to spot a hearty dad-bodded guy lifting up a toddler wearing a sonichu medallion into the cab of his truck. "Hey, are you--"

"Not sure who you're lookin' for, stranger. I'm just a farm boy here, name's christopher now. Good day!" he says as he tips his hat and drives off into the sunset.
StraightShooter2 said:
Like who? You think everybody here is one of the "trolls" who actually made contact with him or blackmailed him into doing stuff like shoving that medallion up his ass? Most of the viewers here are just people who follow his social media updates which he's been posting voluntarily for years.
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Yelling at the farms for ruining his life is like going to the African wildlife preserve rangers and screaming at them for poaching elephants. You're going after the wrong guys, this is the friendly, watch and observe side. I keep having to explain that to normies IRL today.
 
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Lord Thistlewick Flanders said:
We're living in the bad timeline where Bob died instead of Barb. In the alternate universe where Bob is alive, Chris is living a quiet, introspective life drawing his comics in his spare-time, living independently in a clean non-hoarded up apartment after having permanently moved out of his childhood home, with finances in order and working a simple but honest job at the local Walmart where his silly Donald Duck imitations amuse and entertain the local children. With his autism under control due to regular mental health treatment and free from the harmful influences of his late mother, Chris can look towards a bright future despite his inborn condition. Instead we got the bad end. :(

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May he rest in peace. I feel bad that this shit is happening to his family after he died
 
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Current autistic thoughts: how to explain this shit to normies if they ask, an autistic guide:

Option A: shrug it off and pretend you don't know or just tell them to google it.

Option B: "Christian Weston Chandler is an autistic man from Virginia who gained internet fame because of his weird personality and bad fanfic webcomic Sonichu, which is the tales of sonic crossed with a pikachu. People watch him because he is like a reality tv show personality, but for shut in nerds. Over the years, his mental health has deteriorated, partly from the internet friends he hung out with and partly from his dad dying and his dysfunctional mom becoming a greater influence on his life. He has recently admitted to sexually assaulting her to a friend of his and that friend leaked the chatlogs. He is now banned from his home until the police process a rape kit and sort things out."

"Why did he do it? Did he really do it?"
Not sure. He has had a history of being hypersexual with an obsession on getting a girl. He and his mom both displayed boundary pushing behaviors like spooning in bed before. However, he is also gullible and had been manipulated into assaulting her before by internet trolls. He has a loose relationship with reality and tends to ignore parts he does not like, so he will lie about things to make himself look better.
The police are still processing evidence and we will not have a clearer answer until later.

"What's going to happen?"
Not sure. The most likely thing is that Chris is going to court. His mom will likely be put in an old folks home if she is unfit to care for herself. Chris could be spending jail time or be put into a state hospital depending on the judge. If he is found innocent or is dismissed for whatever reason, he will most likely become homeless.

"Did a troll site really raise a gofundme for the rapist?"
The owner of the site, null, was helping Chris do a gofundme before Null knew of the sexual assault. Chris was going to drive to a My Little Pony convention in Washington State, but Null convinced him to try and earn money for a plane ticket and hotel room by doing art commissions instead. Null was trying to teach Chris the value of a dollar by making Chris work, which Chris did until the bomb dropped. Chris asked for the gofundme to close at 5000$, and it did. Null was going to give Chris the money after the news since it was legally Chris's, but Chris then took 750$ from his mom's account so Null aims to refund the money to donators instead.
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Yes, but it was before the rape. The money was going to go to Chris originally because it was legally his and the owner wanted to wash his hands of the whole thing, but Chris stole money from his mom's account and lied about it so the money is now in the process of being refunded.

"Is there proof? I heard someone saw a video."
We have nothing but Chris' word at the moment. The rape kit is still being processed. There is no video, people are lying because they want to feel special and get more likes on social media.

"Isn't Chris a Trans Woman?"
Chris believes that a dimensional merge is happening with his fanfiction comic and that he is a goddess in human form. He is unlikely to be actually trans as his grip on reality has slipped too much.
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Chris fucked his mom and all you can think about is treating him with respect, the fuck is wrong with you?
 
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eDove said:
This might have the unintended effect of exposing the trans community for what it truly is to all of the normies. Could you imagine?

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I can see them trying to cover up Chris’ existence and the mere mentioning of him will be considered an act of transphobia.
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
Please show me the "reasonable trannies" you speak of. They seem to continually allow retards to drown them into silence.

Keep reeeeeing about people pointing out hypocrisy, regardless of the source, in the trans community. Knock yourself out.
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im not gonna contribute to derailing the thread further
PuffyGroundCloud said:
Imagine working for USSC and have to archive this shit
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the person will deserve a purple heart for all the mind fucking going on the further they go down the rabbit hole
 
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Tonberry said:
While it's not related to Chris banging Barb, there's another interesting piece of foreshadowing all the way back in 2009. When asked in a Mumble call what he'd do if he couldn't live in Barb's house anymore, Chris smugly told Clyde he'd just beg another family member to take him in.

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Fast-forward 12 fucking years, that's exactly what he tried to do, and when he was promptly turned down he had no other option but to sleep in his car. Despite all the donations he got over the years, he never bothered saving any of it for an emergency or making any backup plans. Chris just expected things would work themselves out like he always did.
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Classic employment of the Chekhov's Gun trope by the script writers. Man the writing in this season of Chris Chan is phenomenal, they're giving Ozymandias from Breaking Bad a run for its money
 
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