Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Are you kiddding we all literally told him to stop supporting Chris with money.
Tbh, I thought it was more trying to help him support himself by doing commissions because barb was on her last legs. Everyone knew he'd be on shit street when that happened because literally nobody else in his life had bothered to help him prepare for the future, at all.
 
I think people who think that Chris will go to jail for this are :optimistic: to the max.
He got too many tools, he is autistic, a tranny and a victim of internet haters.
And if Barb doesn't play ball with the authorities because Chris is financially useful to her, it's gg.
"Oh no, I never did all those things, I just lied to impress my online friend, I didn't know this would be bad, I'm autistic."
Dunno if that applies here in Britbongistan, but (powerlevelling, sorry) one of my retard (ex) nieces decided to tell some tall stories on social media about wanting to commit die for Internet BAWWWWW points. Cops were round in under 24h and she's on a fucking watch list now.

Didn't matter it was all bullshit. They now have a red flag against them for a long time.

My point? Even if he was making this up, I'd imagine US authorities would take this shit seriously.

I'm happy to be proven an autistic retard for wishful thinking though.
 
Chris is like an autistic Oedipus who didn't exactly kill his father, but had a big role on his downfall and decay, and now won't even have the decency of gouging his own eyes out because he's already unable to see how vile and heinous his own acts were.
The signs were already there, all over the Oracle of the Internet, yet we wouldn't listen, and there was nothing we could do to stop it. This had to happen, sooner or later, it was the pure, sheer force of destiny.
And from the grave, even after having most of his life's work refuted by modern psychology, Freud smiles one last time.
 
Also if he goes on the run, or jist wants his toys, what is there to prevent him from grabbing them from home?
Hopefully a neighbor or family friend (family friend is unlikely) will spot the fat tub of shit walking up the driveway and give him the ass beating he deserves, I know we've all had a laugh at his expense over the years, but THIS is really pushing the envelope even for me... Hopefully prison is coming his way, if not, a nice long spell in a psychiatric ward is definitely required.
 
Maybe he could move in with the Whittakers.
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Dunno if that applies here in Britbongistan, but (powerlevelling, sorry) one of my retard (ex) nieces decided to tell some tall stories on social media about wanting to commit die for Internet BAWWWWW points. Cops were round in under 24h and she's on a fucking watch list now.

Didn't matter it was all bullshit. They now have a red flag against them for a long time.

My point? Even if he was making this up, I'd imagine US authorities would take this shit seriously.

I'm happy to be proven an autistic retard for wishful thinking though.
US isn't your surveillance state Anglo. You have a loisence for that opinion?
 
Chris stands out like a sore thumb with stink lines emanating from it, I can't believe someone hasn't came across them wandering and posted a lumbering Sasquatch-style vid clip yet.
Didn't one of the old trolls originally discover him when she was working a part-time job at the mall and saw him coming there with his attraction sign?

I think wrote a short story about it called "the Tale of the Crazy Pacer".
 
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