Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[DiscoRodeo]

If they do pull Chris’s phone records, won‘t they end up tracking and pulling in the troll for questioning if they are going to charge him? Especially if it turns out they have heavily encouraged it.

They might, but they probably deserve it. Chris is completely mentally unstable at this point in time, the internet is much more well known by the authorities and society in general, and Chris no longer has the shield of his father and mother to protect him from the worst of his consequences.

Anyone who actually trolls Chris at this point in time and doesn't expect some kind of blowback or isn't aware of the risk that they could push him over the edge is equally retarded. Blowback from trolling CwC in any serious way is just too risky for anyone with any self preservation to take seriously.

I even feel bad for his old trolls, before the 2010s. Not going to get into to much detail on whether it was ethical or not to troll him in the 2000s, but I would point out that the internet was more innocent back then and the trolling I could get; but imagine being someone like Liquid Chris now. People are talking about Megan, other gal pals, etc; but Liquid is an actual successful person with a medical career. Suppose this stuff hits the mainstream even more? Anyone recognized as possibly contributing to any of this has potential for some professional blowback in highly public fields. Maybe he deserves it, maybe he doesnt, but I do think that anyone who was trolling or fucking with Chris past a certain point (I'd argue once it was obvious that he was really fucked up in the head, even by his own standards) probably deserves the blowback they get.

 

[Marigold_Souci]

This has happened a handful of times. Like the Gamestop video, or the Want Woman tomgirl saga.

Yes, I'm well aware. I'm saying since they've been banished and the shit has hit the fan. They've been out wandering for a day now and I'm very surprised someone hasn't located them and uploaded something by now for internet points.

 

[BYD]

I remember how shocking and funny the Gamestop macing incident was when it happened. This is certainly shocking and while it should be funny, there is something empty about the memes I've seen about this. Maybe I've been following Chris too long. Maybe it's time to let go and it has been for a long time.

 

[draggs]

A 1,000 page thread about retard fucking his mother. Very [current year].

This is a berry speshul retard to us, I dont think the year would matter much

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Maybe he could move in with the Whittakers.
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Reminds me of that fucked-up X-flies episode. Not that I think about it, Chris and Barb would fit right in with the murder rednecks.

Sometimes we walk, hand in hand by the sea
And we breathe in the cool salty air
You turn to me, with a kiss in your eyes
And my heart feels a thrill beyond compare
Then your lips cling to mine, it's wonderful, wonderful
Oh, so wonderful, my love

Sometimes we stand, on the top of a hill
And we gaze at the earth and the sky
I turn to you, and you melt in my arms
There we are, Darling, only you and I
What a moment to share, it's wonderful, wonderful
Oh, so wonderful, my love

The world is full of wondrous things, it's true
But they wouldn't have much meaning without you

Some quiet evening, I sit by your side
And we're lost in a world of our own
I feel the glow of your unspoken love
I'm aware of the treasure that I hold
And I say to myself "It's wonderful, wonderful
Oh, so wonderful, my love"

And I say to myself "It's wonderful, wonderful
Oh, so wonderful, my love"

 

[Grumbles]

I wonder if Bob ever dreamed about his son performing cunnilingus on Barb, or bragging about pleasing her in ways that Bob couldn’t?

every time I think I've mentally processed whats happening someone puts it into plain text and I feel like I'm gonna be physically ill.

 

[Father Jack]

Does anyone know how long Barb will be in the hospital for? Will she back in the house by the time Chris is allowed back in on the 5th?

 

[Canoodler]

Oh man, what I'd give to resurrect Bob and show him what Chris has become.

 

[rawhide_k]

So, on a lark, I decided to google "chris chan" and see how the news websites are covering it.

First hit I got on google

Obviously very terribly.

The first hit I got gets so much info wrong and at the same time completely tiptoes around the reason he's been trending.

The author states he's married, but to whom "is a mystery." (Quote: "However, the social media personality has never opened up about her relationship.") lol
Doesn't mention trolling, autism, or being trans (other than "She identifies as Christine")
Article claims Chris is much more active on Youtube than Twitter
Doesn't even mention the Cwcki or the Kiwi farms.

I honestly came out of that article feeling less informed about Chris than when I went in.

I'm looking forward to how these "news" sites will be covering it, especially the super-woke ones. Will they be able to completely disown one of their own or completely sweep it under the rug?

Pretty sure pages like that are written by robots and just proofread by discount foreigners. I think the only article written by a real person I've seen is from knowyourmeme.

 

[Raze]

Yesterday:

Please no. How can it even get worse from here? I don't even want to imagine.

Today:

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.

I would like to admit to being a dumb stupid ignorant stinky poopoohead gullible naive idiot and I owe the user "Vyxenn" an apology for ever doubting the possibility this could somehow indeed get worse.




MISTER BOOOONES, I WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I'm keeping tabs now in the hopes we hit 500 before the thread is a day old.

Godspeed, kiwis. This has been a wild ride.

We got 29 minutes to get 20 more pages

 

[BSV]

How depressing. I held out hope that this was the gayest of ops. If this was some discord Tranny having convinced Chris that the way to open a dimensional portal was through his mother. And that place being where he was birth from. Or it all simply was a lie. But the greed makes me lose all hope for the guy. He didn't just steal 5$ in desperation because he needed to eat. But rather 750 dollars.
"This can't get any worse"
is like a spell that somehow.. So I would rather say what is next?

 

[Cletus Kasady]

I wonder if Bob ever dreamed about his son performing cunnilingus on Barb, or bragging about pleasing her in ways that Bob couldn’t?

That moment when you get cucked by your own son.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

I want Chris to to fight for Barb. As he breaks into the hospital lifts Barb out of the hospital bed with urinary catheter still in place, Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" blares in the background. Then, a plain clothes police officer shoots Chris in the back of the head 12 times.

The first shot cures his Autism and he can think rationally for the first time ever. EVERY HORROR AND ATROCITY he ever committed sinks in at once. It feels like days, the agony and regret. The shame.

It is only seconds. The bullets do their job.

Barb sits up, lucid, and her eyes widen. "My god. It's over. I'm coming, Bob. I'm so sorry." Then she too lies still.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Is this the record for thread with most replies in a day?

Gunt got a thousand pages added to his thread within a few days when he leaked his micropenis, so it's up there.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Does anyone know how long Barb will be in the hospital for? Will she back in the house by the time Chris is allowed back in on the 5th?

Think it depends on the state she is in, but realistically they won't let her return to the house in the state it is in and its very very unlikely to me that Barb won't end up in a state run nursing home.

 

[Zarkov]

I am positively boiling with anticipation for the comic adaptation in Sonichu 16.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

The biggest question i have is whats going to happen to the horde?

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

COME ON BOYS!!! SHITPOST HARDER!!!

 

[draggs]

Does anyone know how long Barb will be in the hospital for? Will she back in the house by the time Chris is allowed back in on the 5th?

Who is going to take care of Barb at 14BC? And there is no way the authorities are going to say she is safe in that pigsty even with someone (who is not Chris) looking after her 24/7.

Barb is not going back home. Chris might because he has nowhere else to go, until the house is condemned or he's evicted (or he burns it down again), but I don't see how Barb ever lives there again.