Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Truthboi said:
We all know CWCVille is a dictatorship where only Chris can do whatever he wants
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This just sort of proves that chris is has and always will be more responsible and accountable for his actions than any white knight wants to admit. Frankly this is probably just the inevitable culmination of 30 years of shitting yourself and doing nothing karma catching up was inevitable really

Tl;dr: chris ran on for a long time but sooner or later god was gonna cut him down
 
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Marigold_Souci said:
I wonder if they'll test his IQ, there's just no way he's not legally 'retarded' or whatever the name for it is in 2021. He might squeak out of this because he can't understand nuance, IDK I'm just speculating.
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It's no longer autism. He has autism, but even at the start it was apparently explained that it was high functioning, that he had stunted social skills but that the rest of his cognitive functioning was basically the same as everyone elses.

Somewhere along the line, he developed other mental illnesses. Not an expert, but the dude screams of dark triad personality disorders. He might be a skitzoid, might have schizophrenia (but really honestly doesnt seem like he does have that, if you have seen or been around these patients), but the point is theres more thats wrong with him than just autism. The fact that people blame his retardedness on autism or that he, himself, blames shit on his autism is an insult on autism and the dude unironically uses his condition as a scapegoat for all his problems.

Its really shameful behavior, considering how his father wanted him to be a champion for autism, or earlier on "to show that autistic people could function normally" if every time he does something bad of his own volition, he blames it on le autisme, and people take that at face value. The way he developed, and any personality disorder shit, probably has something to do with him being coddled by both of his parents, and then Barb saying that her special sunshine could do nothing wrong and it was the people he had actually wronged who had it out for him. Really sounds like he has a narcissistic personality disorder, more than anything else, with maybe anti-social disorder, and then yeah, the being a non-medical retard which the world is full of anyways, with or without the autism.

On those kinds of disorders, you don't really get any sort of legal defense if you commit a crime, and if you're lucky you might just get a court officer that you check in with after being sentenced; but this isn't just some standard probation defense that we're talking about with an officer attached after. This is raping his mother.

Thats just internet guessing on the diagnoses though, so pay it no mind.
 
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Anonymous_Crusader said:
I hate being a debbie downer...
oh who am I fucking kidding this is the perfect time to be one, can someone not let Chris be alone until the blows over?

If I was Chris in this situation right now, I would self delete.
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He's not going to commit not alive - he's not self-aware enough to realize how badly he fucked up. However, I do think giving him a 24/7 wrangler (who won't tolerate his bullshit) is probably a good idea at this point.
 
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Well, I have been following Chris since 2008. My interest has been waning as the years move forward, but I still stayed because I am dying to find out the grand finale of this saga. Yelp, this is how it ends out of a few different possibilities. Let’s face it, folks, Chris only had a handful of fates , and this is one of them.
 
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Null said:
Today, this audio and these screenshots were posted.

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They are considered genuine. Nobody knew of this except one person named "Bella", a trollsona of someone called 10thanonymous, who Chris confided this information in.

Early this morning, Greene County Police visited the Chandler residence for a wellness check.

Just now, Chris was served an emergency protective order until August 5th. He is not allowed at 14 Branchland Court until then. He is also not allowed to contact his mother at all. Barbara is at the hospital for a senior care inspection.

Chris has someplace to sleep. I will be disbursing the remainder of the GoFundMe money to him to cover emergency expenses, as promised and as legally obligated of me.

Incest is a Class 1 Misdemeanor with penalties going up to 1 year in jail.
It is apparently a Class 5 Felony if between mother/son.

"Class 5 felonies are “wobblers,” crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the crime is charged and, sometimes, how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: 1 to 10 years in prison (when the conviction is a felony), or up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500 (misdemeanor)." (Source)


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Cuntspiracy Man said:
well here it is
mind you the audio is muffled as all hell on his end, and chris is already not the clearest speaker. doesnt help that a lot of what he says doesnt sound like... correct english, either, making it more difficult to tell if a word didnt get picked up or if the man just genuinely thinks what he constructed there was a real sentence
im cutting out a bit of faff and all the stuttering

if anyone can fill in some of the blanks thatd be greatly appreciated

CWC: so yeah shes got really..... (unclear)..... G-spot because apparently i dont believe- i dont believe that Mr. C and her past boyfriend and husbands, they havent really reached IN her G-spot really
interviewer: right, right...
CWC: they havent, they were focused on themselves really as opposed to focusing on her, which thats my focus. (this line was unclear since the interviewer is constantly coofing thruout this recording)
interviewer: (says something unclear and laughs) make sure to have a lot of fun- yknow make sure to push [beep]. have a lot of fun with her, right? because uh- because now youre doing this for your mom. make sure- ill be there watching you guys making sure that nobody is trying to (...) hurt you, do anything like take photos of you two. [weird cut] the dance will be awesome, you can take turns having to dance with her too and you guys can take like the slow dance or whatever.
(they both kinda talk over eachother at this point and going 'yeah' yeah')
interviewer: but how are you feeling, christine? cause i know theres societal pressure on you about this thing with barbara. lotta societal pressure, lotta people, yknow, consciously judge and yknow, theres a lotta eyes on you. it must be very stressful.
CWC: yeah it is.
interviewer: yeah i can imagine. im so sorry about all that stuff yeah.
CWC says something unclear and the interviewer COUGHTS OVER HIM AGAIN NIGGA DO BETTER. the entire next line is very oddly jumpy and theres weird cuts in the audio.
CWC: the incest fanfics that came true and shit-
interviewer: i didnt even know there was such a thing. i didnt even know there was incest fanfics. are they about you and barbara? i cant believe that. i didnt even think that- i knew you guys had a good relationship but i always thought- cause im not huge on christory and yknow whatever, i just thought that the whole sonichu franchise was very interesting and thats how i got into you. when i was younger, right. but i had no idea that barbara and you had a relationship. i never got those vibes. but how did you approach her?
CWC: i approached her with care and caution and it was a time and, it was a time first, so i just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just (?) slow and steady and i encouraged her positively, let make the first move. she wanted to do it-
interviewer: oh she did? she made the first move?
CWC: yeah.
interviewer: oh! oh really? wooow, barbara! how did she do it if you dont mind me asking? what was the first move?
CWC: uh, uh, dont remember..... well that was her first move, but my first was... i forgot exactly what terminology the approach i used but, i approached with care and caution.
interviewer: thats good.
CWC: then i was direct and firm with her for the most part.
interviewer: thats good. how did she respond when you approached her? what did she say?
CWC: i dont remember exactly what she said, but, it was kinda - partially confused at one point but then she came around obviously. ...more approaching than i was doing with her along the way.
interviewer: right so she got into it. how was the first kiss? you kissed her, how did that feel? having known this woman your whole life, how did that feel?
CWC: oh yeah there was simple lip lock, lip-kiss, thats it. but yeah it was actually... it felt right.
interviewer: when did you start having feelings for barbara?
CWC: for obviously for... well for a long time, i remember mentioning some time ago that i had dreams where i had sex with her obviously.
interviewer: really?
CWC: yeah but... yeah thats right, the Oedipus c-
interviewer: Oedipus, thats right! yeah! yeah thats right! how, if you dont mind me asking... i know thats probably personal, you dont have to answer, but how is the sex?
CWC: it was satisfactory. it took a while, a few tries.
interviewer: a few tries, yeah... she is older...
CWC: it was uh also... shes very understanding about the whole thing is, i was direct with her. *still* direct and honest with her. and i made sure that i.... obviously im never gonna propose marriage to her because were already daughter and uh-[hard stops]
interviewer: yeah, mother and daughter. yknow they say theres no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.
CWC: weve been doing it every third night, and the first night was on June 27th.
interviewer: oh you have a routine.
CWC: yeah.
interviewer: at least you have a stable relationship. because you know its not gonna end.... like if anything happened, youd still be yknow... mother and daughter. its not gonna be an explosive breakup right. at least thats comforting. so you said- june- june (the interviewer is attempting to get this across while chris is saying more garbled things in the background)
CWC: (unclear) was nice to figure out what made her feel right, what didnt feel right, and-
interviewer: did you mother enjoy it.
CWC: yeah. shes having a good time.
interviewer: she is? shes having a good time?
CWC: yeah especially what we figured out.
interviewer: thats good to hear. do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like lovers? like say you come home from, yknow, the supermarket and you see barbara. do you say 'hey sweetheart'? or do you say 'hi mom'?
CWC: yeah im... im..... i havent called her 'mom' in quite some time now.
interviewer: or really?
CWC: im more of a (muffled, possibly said "i call her 'love' at this point"?)
interviewer: you recently started dating Fiona, thats true right? an open relationship?
CWC: yeah, yeah... its uh, its um... its an... its an open relationship, between barbara and I, theres an open relationship and made that very clear with her.
interviewer: right, is barbara dating anyone else?
CWC: uhhhh... i think not.
interviewer: no? but shes fine with you other people, right?
CWC: yeah shes ok.
interviewer: do you guys go on any dates, or anything romantic like that?
CWC: well, probably, not anything extravagant yet but we do... as often as possible.... we did the dinner table together. we havent been able to do much lately because ive had to switch to a soup diet because- (not sure what hes saying, and the interviewer cuts in with "oh"s and "oh did you"s? talking over him). but shes still starting to remember her in her childhood- (everything from here on is also unintelligible and the interviewer once again intejects over chris a lot)
interviewer: yknow christine, i think that... shes mature and shes wise, shes wise in her ways... yknow she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. but wouldnt you want someone whos younger? someone to keep up more with your energy? yeah (chris says something very quietly) [cut] -a lot of time with your mom, whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. because yknow, you dont know how long she has left. so you just dont want her to be lonely or anything, right?
CWC: yeah uh, obviously. but i still would want somebody who was younge, more close to my age obviously, idk maybe uh-
interviewer: you dont want anyone whos younger?
CWC: not to many others at this time, but (??) obviously, we (??????????) worked in more slowly.
(buncha faff with the interviewer talking about their hearing or whatever)
CWC: (????) -I was feeling like i, i really needed sexual release. (???) everything was coming into good alignment- (chris is starting to speak MUCH less clearly and quieter towards the end of the vid, idk if hes slowly moving away form his mic or what, but ive listened to some of these lines about 10 times and it feels like pudding on my brain) -(???) GOD said it was ok-
interviewer: god aid this was ok!? yeah then you dont have anything to worry about, god himself said this is fine!
CWC: yeah... (????)
interviewer: but how did this happen? how did this come about?
CWC: well... mom would just.... (???) mainly very horny and uh, it, a true and honest relationship to come about, so... obviously this was one of the best ways to do it. despite this being uh.... (he gets back up to the mic and says this next part pretty loudly, like hes making a statement: ) i dont want to label it all! but, obviously....
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Several people have asked about a transcript of the audio recording. Here's my best attempt. There's a lot of cross-talk and the overall quality of the recording is pretty poor, so if anyone wants to try cleaning it up, they're more than welcome

Chris: So, yeah, she's got really [unintelligible] g-spot, because, apparently, I don't believe her, I don't believe that Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends and ex-husbands, they haven't really reached and hit her g-spot, really, with their dicks.

Bella: Right. Right.

Chris: They haven't, they -- they prefer to focus on themselves, really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus.

Bella: Right? Ditto, yeah. True. For, like, I think that men should make sure to have a lot of fun -- make sure to have a, you know, push your [bleep] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because --

Chris: Obviously.

Bella: Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, yet make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there, watching you guys making sure nobody is -- [coughs] Sorry, my throat. [coughs] Nobody is trying to hurt you, do anything, take photos of you two.

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Bella: Dance would be awesome. You could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance or whatever, and --

[cut in recording]

Chris: -- And all the other [signs for?] [unintelligible] the convention [paying?] for the convention as well.

Bella: Yeah. Buy how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's lots of societal pressure on you about like this thing with Barbara. There's lots of societal pressure and a lot of people you know consciously who ju--, who would judge, you know, there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.

Chris: Yeah, it is.

Bella: Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff. Yeah.

Chris: Well, still, but [still?] we'll still have Magi-Chan and Cryzel to dance with.

Bella: You always have them.

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Bella: Okay.

Chris: The incest fanfics that come true and shit.

Bella: I didn't know there was such a thing. I didn't know there was incest fanfics. Were there, about you and Barbara? I can't believe it. I didn't even think that, I knew that you guys had a good relationship, but I always thought, 'cause I'm not huge on Christory, and you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting, and that's how I got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I [didn't have any?] idea that Barbara, that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship, I never got any of those vibes. But, how did you approach her?

Chris: I approached her with care and caution. And, it was a time for us, so I just gave her comfort and talked with her, and we just [unintelligible] out slow and steady, and I, and I encouraged her positively, let her make the first move. She wanted to do it, and she--

Bella: Oh, she did, really? She made the first move?

Chris: Yeah.

Bella: Oh! Oh, really! Wow! Barbara, hehheheh! How, how did she do it, if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?

Chris: Ugh. I don't remember exac-- That was her first move, but my approach was, I forgot exactly what terminology and approach I used, but I approached with care and caution.

Bella: That's good.

Chris: And I was, and I was most, and I was direct and upfront with her for the most part.

Bella: That's good. And how did she respond when you, when you approached her? What'd she say?

Chris: I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, it was, I think she was partially confused at one point, but, but then she came around, obviously, [unintelligible] with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way.

Bella: Right. So she, so she got into it. How was -- did you -- how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life. How did that feel?

Chris: Oh yeah, I mean, it was simple, lip, lip-lock, lip-to-lip kiss contact, but, you know, it was actually good and it felt right.

Bella: When did you start having feelings for Barbara?

Chris: Well, obviously for a... Well, for a long time. I mean, I remember even mentioning some time ago in one of the video that I even had dreams where I had, dreams where I had sex with her obviously, so.

Bella: Really? Yeah.

Chris: But, yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex.

Bella: Oh, Oedipus, that's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. How, how, if you don't mind me asking, I know this is probably personal, you don't need to answer, but how is the sex?

Chris: I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries.

Bella: It took a few tries? Yeah. She is, she is older.

Chris: And plus also she's very understanding about the whole thing as well. I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her. And I made sure that I obviously, I am never gonna propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom.

Bella: Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no, there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.

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Chris: We've been doing it every third night, and the first night came on June 27.

Bella: Oh, you have a routine! Ooh!

Chris: Yeah.

Bella: Well, I guess you have a stable, you have a stable relationship, because you know it's not going to end, like, if anything happened, you'd still be, you would still be, you know, you would still be mother and daughter. You're, it's not going to be like explosive breakup, right?

Chris: Yeah.

Bella: That's, at least that's comforting. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Bella: So you said something -- [cross-talk] June. June? [cross-talk] Right.

Chris: [It's been nice?] to figure, to figure out what made, what felt right, and what didn't feel right, and...

Bella: Does your mother enjoy it?

Chris: Yeah. Yeah, she's having a good time [with?] our relationship.

Bella: She is? She's having a good time?

Chris: Yeah, well, we'll figure it out.

Bella: That's good to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers? When, like, say you come home from, you know, the supermarket, and you see Barbara, would you say, "Hey, sweetheart!" or do you say, "Hi mom"?

Chris: Yeahh. I'm, I'm, I haven't called her "mom" in quite some time now.

Bella: Oh really?

Chris: So, yeah. I'm more, I'm more often calling her "love" at this point.

Bella: But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? You're in an open relationship?

Chris: Yeah. It's, it's, [stuttering] between Barbara and I, it is an open relationship, and I made that very clear with her.

Bella: Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?

Chris: She is not, no.

Bella: No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?

Chris: Yeah. She's okay.

Bella: Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?

Chris: Well, not anything extravagant, but we do as often as possible eat at the dinner table together.

Bella: Yeah.

Chris: We haven't been able to that much lately because [unintelligible] have to switch to a soup diet because after getting a crown on a tooth--

Bella: Oh, did you?

Chris: Yeah.

Bella: Right.

Chris: She's still trying to remember her inner child and--

Bella. Right. That's true, yeah.

Chris: But I'm encouraging her towards a [possible?], toward the positives, and be like a homemaker type.

Bella: Yeah, yeah. Knowing you, Christine, I think that because you, I know, I understand that she's mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise, she's wise in her ways of, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense, because, you know, you don't know how long she has left, so you just want to, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?

Chris: Yeah, obviously, but I still would want somebody who is younger than, who is younger or close to my age obviously. I dunno, maybe...

Bella: You don't want anyone who's younger?

Chris: Not too many others, at this point at this time, but obviously, [unintelligible] [informations on attracting my?] [unintelligible] we proceed towards it more slowly.

Bella: Sorry, I turned the volume, for me, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like it [cured?] my voice, its hard to hear anything at all, but I can hear you now, go ahead?

Chris: Right, so anyway, the events of everything, and I was feeling like I really needed a sexual release, and not too many, not too many individuals this side of the iron curtain were coming up to the plate right there, so, and then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was, the signs were all very [unintelligible] and Emmanuelle, you know, God just said it was okay, and [unintelligible] started to guide me towards it.

Bella: God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about, if God himself said, "This is fine."

Chris: Yeah, yeah. And, so, yeah, I just thought to myself, okay, so I'll take a dive for it, so--

Bella: But how did this happen? How did this come about?

Chris: [stress sigh] Well, from which just mainly I was very very horny and I need a true and honest relationship to come about, so obviously this was one of the best ways to do it, despite it being the [unintelligible]. I don't want to believe in labels at all, but obviously--
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BonerMan said:
I don't know if anyone has tried to transcribe what was being said in the audio but here is an attempt.
Chris: So yeah shes got a really unintelligible (possibly deep) g-bot g-spot because apparently i don't believe her i don't believe he Mr. C or any of her past boyfriends ex-husbands they haven't really reached or hit her g-spot really with their dicks
Bella: Right, Right
Chris: They were more focused on pleasuring themselves really as opposed to focusing on her which is my focus
Bella: Right? unintelligible True. Umm for like at the convention make sure to have a lot of fun with **** her right
Chris: Obviously
Bella: Yeah because now you are doing this for your mom yeah make sure I'll be there to watch you guys making sure that nobody is trying to hurt you do anything I'll take photos of you two.
Audio appears to be cut and edited
Bella: Yeah the dance will be awesome we can take turns I'd like to dance with her too and then you guys can take the slow dance or whatever.
I cannot understand a word Chris said during this, sorry
Bella; But how are you feeling Chris? Because I know there is a lot of societal pressure on you about this thing with Barbara and a lot of people you know who would consciously judge you know and there are a lot of eyes on you, it must be very stressful.
Chris: Yeah it is
Bella: I can imagine. I am so sorry about all that stuff
Chris: Yeah but still, I still would have Magi-Chan and Crystal(?) to dance with
Bella: You'll always have them
Chris: But the incest fanfics come true and shit
Bella: But I didn't know there was incest fanfics (doubt). Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that, I-I knew that you guys had a good relationship but I always thought cause I'm not huge on Christory and you know whatever I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting and that's how I got into you when I was younger, right? But I had no idea that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship I didn't have those vibes.
But umm, how did you approach her?
Chris: I approached her with care and caution and it was a timed process so I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I approached her positively and let her make the first move and she wanted to do it
Bella: Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?
Chris: Yeah
Bella: Oh Really? Woww! Barbara heheh
How did she do it if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?
Chris: Uh, I don't member exactly, umm it was her first move but my approach was, hmm I forgot exactly what terminology for the approach I used but I approached with care and caution
Bella: That's good.
Chris: Then I was direct and up front with her for the most part
Bella: That's good. And how did she respond when you approached her? What did she say?
Chris: I don't remember exactly what she said but I think she was partially confused at one point but then she came around obviously with more approaching that I was doing with her along the way
Bella: Right, so she got into it. So how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?
Chris: Oh yeah so it was simple, uhh lip lock lip to lip kiss but yeah it was good and it felt right.
Bella: When did you start having feelings for Barbara?
Chris: Well obviously well for a long time I mean I remember even mentioning sometime ago in one of my videos that I've had dreams where I had, I potentially had sex with her.
Bella: Really?
Chris: But yeah its the Oedipus complex.
Bella: Oedipus that's right. Yeah, that's right. Uh, how, if you don't mind me asking, I know this is personal but how is the sex?
Chris: Uhh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while it took a few tries to uhh
Bella: It took a few tries? Yeah she is older.
Chris: And also plus she's also very understanding about the whole thing as well. I was direct with her and still am direct and honest with her and I made sure that I obviously I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all because we're already daughter and... Mom
Bella: Yeah, mother and daughter. You know they say theres no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.
Chris: Yeah, we've been doing it every third night and you know the first being on June 27th.
Bella: Oh, you have a routine? Cool
Chris: Yeah
Bella: Well at least you have a stable relationship, because you know if anything happened and it ended you know you would still be mother and daughter and so it's not going to be an explosive breakup right? At least that's comforting.
Chris: Yeah
Bella: Yeah. Talking over Chris: So you said its been since June?
Chris: It's just something nice to do, to figure out what goes right and what didn't feel right and..
Bella: Does your mother enjoy it?
Chris: Yeah, she is having a good time
Bella: Shes having a good time?
Chris: Yeah especially when unintelligible
Bella: That's good to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter or do you guys act more like, you know, like lovers? Like say you come home from, you know the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uhh, would you say "Hey sweetheart" or do you say "Hi mom"?
Chris: Yeah, um, I'm I haven't called her mom in quite some time now
Bella: Oh really?
Chris: Yeah, I'm more into calling her love at this point.
Bella: But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that true, right? You have a relationship?
Chris: Yeah so between Barbara and I it is an (open relationship or isn't a relationship, can't tell). I made that very clear with her
Bella: Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?
Chris: Well, uhh, she is not.
Bella: No? But she is fine with you dating other people, right?
Chris: Yeah she's okay.
Bella: Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?
Chris: mm, well, not anything extravagant but we do uhh as often as possible eat at the dinner table together. But we haven't been able to much lately because I had to switch to a soup diet because I had to get a crown on my tooth
Bella: Oh did you?
Chris: Yeah and plus we still try to remember her in her child but I have been trying to encourage her towards the positives
Bella: Yeah
Chris: be like a homemaker kind of
Bella: Yeah, knowing you Christine I think that uhh because you I-I know that she's mature and wise, she is wise in her ways. I know she has experience and she loves you and you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who is younger and can keep up more with your energy?
Audio is edited and cuts out his response
Bella: Yeah, a lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense, because you know you don't know how long she has left so you just wanna you don't want her to be lonely or anything right?
This kind of provides context for what was cut out. Seems like she is just repeating back his original response as a question.
Chris: Yeah obviously, but still I would want somebody who is younger or close to my age, obviously I don't know maybe
Bella: You don't want someone who is younger?
Chris: No, not too many others at this time but I mean obviously I would uh like can't understand him at the time we are proceeding more slowly
Bella: Sorry I am playing with the volume, I have a really bad ear because I just got sick like you can hear in my voice, it is hard to hear anything at all. But I could hear now, go ahead
Chris: Alright, so anyway umm with the events and everything that I was showing I really to a sexual relation(ship). Not too many individuals on this side unintelligible are coming up to the plate right quick right here
Bella: Right?
Chris: So umm everything was coming into good alignment and it was in the signs were all there you can imagine the way I felt, God said it was okay unintelligible rambling
Bella: God said this was okay? Yeah then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said this was fine
Chris: Yeah and uhh yeah and I was talking to myself I said okay so I'll take a dive for it you know so
Bella: So how did this happen? How did this come about
Chris: Well, long which mainly I was really really horny and I need a to be true and honest relationship to come about and so obviously this was one of the best ways to do it, despite it being with uh I don't want it to be labels at all but you know obviously

I couldn't get all of it perfectly and there are moments when I could not at all understand what the fuck Chris was saying. Keep in mind he is a severely autistic man talking with his phone on speaker while the girl he was talking to interjected half the time he was mid sentence.

General highlights:
Chris wanted to go to Everfree to meet up with a non-troll boyfriend free girl and dance with them.
Chris kept asking Barb for china until she relented, had to be direct with her about it but made her make the first move.
Chris did shit with her every 3 days for a month.
Chris only started doing this because he was horny and nobody else wanted his bent pickle
The girl in the call edited the content, cutting parts out while encouraging Chris in his actions.
Chris got led on by another damn dirty troll
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I offer my autism as well

Chris: Yeah, she's got a really [unintelligible] p-bot- g-spot, because apparently -I don't
believe her -apparently he did- Mr. C. and any of her past boyfriends and ex-husbands, they haven't really
reached- hit her g-spot, really...

Interviewer [interjecting]: Right...

Chris: ... with their sticks. (probably 'dicks', but genuinely heard it like that)

Iv: Right.

Chris: They haven't- they haven't- they- they were focused on- [Iv coughs] on themselves, really, as opposed to focus on her, which that's my focus.

Iv: Right? Yeah [laughing], true. Ehm, for, like a bit of [unintelligible] make sure to have, uh, a lot of fun- is- make sure to have a, y'know, push her [bleeps] have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, ehm...

Chris [interjects]: Obviously.

Iv: Yeah, because you know you are doing this for your mom, yeah, uh, make sure: "I'll be there, I'll be there,
watching, making sure that nobody is... [coughs]. Sorry, my throat. [coughs] ... Nobody is trying to hurt you, do anything like take photos of you two...

[cut]

Iv: A dance would be awesome! You could take turns...

Chris [interjects]: Yeah.

Iv: ... I'd like to dance with her, too, then you guys could take it to slow-dance or whatever and, uh

[cut]

Chris: Among and all the other re- [unintelligible]...

Iv [interjects]: Yeah!

Chris: ... [had nothing in downtown, pretending for to get richer as well?] (no idea, just what I heard)

Iv: Right! But how are you feeling, Christine?

Chris [trying to continue still]: But then-

Iv [being persistent]: How are you feeling? 'Cuz I know there is a lot of societal pressure on you about like, uhm, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure, a lot of people, y'know, consciously- who judge- who would judge, y'know, there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.

Chris: Yeah, it is. [something something hurt]

Iv: Yeah, I can imagine.

Chris [tries to continue speaking but gets drowned out by Iv]

Iv: I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah.

Chris: Well, it's still, but I'm still... [Iv coughs] but I still have Magi-Chan and Cryzel-Chan, so I...

Iv [interjects]: You always have them!

[cut]

Iv: Ah, ya, okay...

Chris: ... The incest fanfics have come true and shit.

Iv: I didn't even know there was such a thing, I didn't even know there was incest fanfic- Were they about you and Barbara? I can't believe that! I didn't even think that- I- I knew that you guys had a good relationship, but I always thought, uh, 'cuz I'm not huuge on christory and y'know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting and that's how I, uhm, got into you when I was younger, right?
But I had- I- I- I had- I hadn't any idea that Barbara was, uhm, that Barbara and you had this sort of relationship, I never got into any of those, uh, vibes. But, uhm, how did you approach her?

Chris: I approached her with care and caution.

Iv [interjects]: Mhm.
[something knocks]

Chris: And... It was a- it was a [timed?] approach, so I just gave her comfort and talked
[sounds of glass being put down on a table] with her and we just [preshed?] out slow and steady and then I- I- and I approached her positively, let her make the first move, she wanted doing it.

Iv [interjects]: Oh, she did, really? She made the first move?

Chris: ... Yeah [tries to continue speaking, but gets drowned out].

Iv: Oh. Oh, really! Wooow, Barbara! [laughs] How did she do it, if you don't mind me asking? What was the first
move?

Chris: ... [sighs] Uhh, I don't remember it exa- uhm, well that was her first move, but my approach was... hm...
I forgot exactly what- what terminology the approach I used by- I approached with care and caution.

Iv: That's good.

Chris: And I was t- then I was [supposed?]- I was direct upfront with her for the most part...

Iv: That's good... In- How did she respond when you, uhm, when you approached her? What'd she say?

Chris: Th- I don- I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, it was [happy?], she was partially
confused at one point, but, but then she came around, obviously, for the more approaching- for the more
approaching than I was, uh, doing with her along the way.

Iv: Right. So she [drowns out Chris] So she got into it. Well, how is- did you- how was the first kiss? You
kissed her? How did that feel, having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?

Chris: Oh, yea, I mean, simple, uhh, lip- lip-lock, uhh, lip to lip kiss [content?], but y'know, it was actually
good and felt right.

Iv: When did you start having feelings for Barbara?

Chris: Well, obviously for, y'know, well, for a long time, I mean I remember even mentioning some time
ago [unintelligible] I had a dreams where I had fr- fr- dreams where I sex with her, obviously, so...

Iv: Really? Yeah!

Chris: Yea, but yeah, that's right. The 'Oedipus complex'.

Iv: Oh, Oedipus, that's right, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah. How- how- if you don't mind me asking, I know that's probably personal, but you don't have to answer, but how is the sex?
[tv-noises in the background getting louder]

Chris: I'd say it was satisfactory, took a while, took a few tries t-

Iv: It took a few tries, yeah! She is a- [speaking over Chris] she's older

Chris: ... plus, uhh, also, she's very understanding about the whole thing as well, I was direct with her. Still direct and honest with her, make sure that I- I obviously I never gonna propose marriage to her, at all, 'cuz we're already daughter and... mom...

Iv: Yeah, mother and daughter... You know they say there is no [Chris tries to speak, but can't get through],
there is no stronger bond than a mother and a daughter...

[cut]

Iv: Sorry?

Chris: We have been doing it every third night, and the first night being on June 27.

Iv: Oh, you have a routine? Huh!

Chris: Yeah... [gets interrupted]

Iv: Well, you two have a- you have a stable relationship, because you know it's not gonna end, like, if anything
happened you'd still be- you would still be, y'know, you would still be mother and daughter, y- it's not gonna, like, the explosive break-up, right? That's- at least that's comforting. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah...

Iv: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah.

Iv: So, you said something... June... June?

Chris [trying to talk]: It took a- It took a- It took a few few nights...

Iv: Right.

Chris: ... Or two, it took a few nights to figure- figure out what ma- what felt right and what didn't feel right and [unintelligible]...

Iv: Does your mother enjoy it?

Chris: ... Yeah, she's ou- she's having a good time, right away.

Iv: She is? She is having a good time?

Chris: She- Yeah, especially with what we figured out

Iv: That's good to hear! Do you guys act more like mother and daughter or do you guys act more like, y'know,
lovers? When, like, say you come home from, y'know, the supermarket and you see Barbara, uhm, what do you say? "Hey, sweetheart!" or do you say: "Hi, mom."?

Chris: Yeah, I'm- I'm- I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time, now.

Iv: Oh, really?

Chris: So yeah, I'm more- I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.

Iv: But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that- that's true, right? You're in an open relationship?

Chris: Yeah, it's- yeah, it's- it's an open relationship, between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I
made that quite clear with her, so... [gets talked over]

Iv: Right! So, is Barbara dating anybody else?

Chris: ... Well, uhh, she is not.

Iv [coughs]: No? [sniffles] But she is fine with you dating other people, right?

Chris: Yeah, she is okay.

Iv: Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that? [sniffles]

Chris: Hmm, well, obvi- we're not anything extravagant- but we do- as often as possible- eat at the dinner table together...

Iv: Yeah.

Chris: We haven't been able to see in flesh lately because I had to switch to a soup diet becau- under getting a croown...

Iv: Mhm.

Chris: ... on my tooth is...

Iv: Oh, did you?

Chris: Yeah, all these [unintelligible]

Iv: Right.

Chris: It was- It feels [hard to remember her inner child] [unintelligible]

Iv: Yeah, right. That's true, yeah.

Chris: ... But [I found encourage her towards a poss- a positivity?] We'll be like homemakers [unintelligible]

Iv: Yeah! Knowing- knowing you, Christine, I think that because you, I, uhh, I understand she's mature, y'know,
she is mature and she is wise, she is wise in her ways, uhm, y'know, she is experienced and she loves you and
you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who is younger, right? Who could keep up more with your energy?

Chris: I just-

Iv: Yeah [weird cut?] a lot of time with your mom, like, whatever time you have left with her, that makes sense, because you know you don't know how long she has left so you just wanna- you- you don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?

Chris: Yea, obviously...

Iv: Mhm

Chris: ... but y'know, still, uhm, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or closer
to my age, obviously, I don't know [maybe you know?]

Iv: You don't know anyone who is younger?

[Pause]
Chris: ... Not to- Not too many others at this- at this time, but, at least, obviously, I would by defamation [time
and I'ma trying to win my twin point?] and we pr- we proceed towards it more slowly.

Iv: Mhm. Is that okay with the volume? For very- I can't I have a really bad ear, because I just- I got sick, like it killed my voice, it's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now, go ahead?

Chris: Alright, so, anyway, uhm, I- w-with the events and everything and I was doing [unintelligible] I really
needed a sexual release...

Iv: Mhm.

Chris: ... And... Not too man- Not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to the
plate right in here...

Iv: Right?

Chris: ... so, and then the- everything- everything was coming into good alignment and...

Iv: Right?

Chris: ...it was in good, the signs were all very and then everything, even Emmanuel, y'know, 'God', just s- said- said it was okay and it [unintelligible] towards it

Iv: God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't even need to worry about it, God himself said 'this is fine'
Chris: ... Yeah, yeah, and, uh, so, yeah. I gave a lot of time for myself, I was like 'okay, so i take a dive for it, so-

Iv [interrupts]: But how did this happen? How did this come about?

Chris [sighs]: Well, among which, just mainly I was very, very horny [discord notification sound] and I need a- a true and honest, uhm, relationship to come about, so, obviously this was one of the best ways to do it, despite it being with the and- I don't want to label it. Labels and all...

Iv: Right.

Chris: ... but it obviously...

[cuts off]


Like the others have said, the audio is terrible. Chris got a shitty mic, the interviewer has the coof and then they constantly talk over each other, too. Anyone who hears something else in it feel free to add. The time he says he let her make the first move, for example, it'd be interesting if he said 'she wanted me to do it' or 'she wanted to do it'. I couldn't make it out clear enough and he sounds so insecure when asked further about it.

Other than that, that thread was a ride. Even had to vomit almost! Writing and analyzing this clip curiously helped getting over the shock, though. Kinda took the edge off of it.

I believe it, honestly. The guy thinks he's a CPU goddess, travels dimensions and is into all kinds of new age magical stuff. Not only that, but his rapey tendencies are well documented as well. It's not far of a stretch to imagine how massaging and 'opening his root chakra' or whatever could have led to this. Not like Barb would have the strength to do anything against it anyway.

She might have been not the best kind of parent, but getting sexually molested by your own, mentally impaired offspring while you don't even clearly know what's going on around you... That pretty much sounds how a creative writer would describe hell. Fuck Chris. I hope this ends up being some sort of wake-up-call.
 
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It wasn't any different, he told a gal pal and wasn't able to keep quiet. The only reason we know is because he talked, just like almost every other time.
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Chris thinks having relations with his mother is something to be proud about, something to brag about.

That's why I made that earlier post saying that I don't think Chris understands why what he did with his mother is wrong. He might know that it's wrong in the eyes of society, but he doesn't understand why.
 
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