Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[StraightShooter2]

Looks like Chris is no longer a virgin with rage.
What a player.

He lost his virginity to a hooker ("Mia Hamm") a long time ago.

 

[Greasy Grape]

The next question is how long has this been going on?

 

[niggaphil]

After reading this, i seriously hope chris didn't record the sex tape of banging his mom, it gonna be a fucking train wreck. But it is chris, so who knows....

 

[Biggins]

man, he's REALLY proud of fucking raping his mom

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Chris thought he was going to get STD's from his mom? Huh - Well, OK then.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

Fuck anyone who defended this disgusting creature

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I'm not trying to press, just curious. It's good you're both into things like anime

As horrible as Chris raping his 80-year-old senile mother already was, I now have to assume he forced her to watch anime as he fucked her. Truly nauseating.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm proud of you, Josh. What's her name?

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Null is losing weight but no one would blame him if he opened a bottle of whatever knocks him the fuck out tonight. Hell, I'd buy you a stiff drink if I could, man.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Holy fuck I thought he was just fingering the bitch this nigger is putting his dick in his mother's cunt

He said from the start he did it because he needed a “sexual release” and he was horny.

 

[160048]

Im really sorry null, you must feel really bad about all this. It looks like chris is a lost cause and all the work you have put in is useless. Just try and move on dude, its for the best.

 

[Aldora]

If only the Pickle-man had been there to save Barb...

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Adam West was one of her favourite people back in the 60’s

Clearly this person would be way past 50..... more like BARBS AGE. YEET

 

[lemongrab]

Christ. Null, I'm so sorry. You really did all you could to help and you couldn't have realized at the time.

This just confirms everything. I don't know how to feel, it's like losing innocence as one becomes an adult but so suddenly.

 

[NigKid]

This was of my own choice and acceptance,

Good start there buddy, maybe your partner should feel the same though...

Those pigeons better be taking good care of you null, this is fucked....

 

[UnKillFill]

Sometimes I wonder why I joined this site.

Not gonna lie, this kind of shit is exactly why I joined this site.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Also, someone should send that picture of the "sex guidebook" to the police as additional evidence.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Turn me loose you silly goose!

 

[LolRaccoon]

Null, you've had to deal with this motherfucker for way too long. I'm sorry.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

""""girlfriend""""