Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[DawnDusk]

Damn.

The fact that as of last night on the Rekeita stream, Null was still convincing himself this was a different woman from Barb despite the writing on the wall being clear (insofar as he thought the incest story was to protect this supposedly separate woman), shows that even a man principled on the idea of "you're a fucking retard if you have online friends" can get too emotionally invested in the wrong people.

Respect. I'm sorry it took something like this, but I'm glad the tie is severed.

 

[camopattern]

 

[Mussi]

I'm proud of you, Josh. What's her name?

Charbara Bandler

 

[Sperghetti]

This is one of those things that initially sounds only slightly weird until you get one essential piece of information that got left out...

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

being found in her

YUCK.....

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Imagine you’re Josh.
You feel bad for the retarded autist that gets bullied.
“I know! I’ll help him go to the brony con by starting a gofundme and making sure he completes drawings for the donators!”
Everything goes great. You even wildly surpass the initial goal and the autist is doing the work!
The autist tells you about his new girlfriend and all the sex they’re having.
“How nice” Josh thinks “she sounds like a lonely old autistic woman herself. Finally true love.”
Josh buys the plane tickets, sets up the poor autist for his dream pony con.
A Reddit post drops. The autist is talking about fucking his mom.
“Oh no, the autist is just lying to cover up his girlfriend” thinks Josh. “There’s no way he’s fucking his own mother!”

24 hours later

 

[Pickle Inspector]

And my ally deities guided me to seek her out and make things go further with great effort.

Magi-chan does it again!

 

[Lame Entropy]

I owe an apology to anyone I ever called a retard for saying that Chris is an actual serious danger to someone other than himself and GameStop employees.

 

[Pickle Dick]

...welp

the probability that barb mightve screwed chris herself went from about 50% to an extremely negligible percentage

wow

but man am i jealous about him

 

[Smash That Kike Button]

How you holding up?

 

[Kiwi Boer]

Is this the Fiona referenced in the recorded call?

Do we know anything about that Fiona?

 

[Retired Junta Member]

The next question is how long has this been going on?

I have a feeling that the lines between Chris and his mother have always been blurred at least. It’s possible that the actual abuse is kinda new, but there could have been a longer story of emotional incest and minor form of abuse/grooming. Idk man, it’s a bad story but these things don’t just happen all of a sudden.

 

[Quioui]

I'm not trying to press, just curious. It's good you're both into things like anime

You need to use the ochre crayon on that line

 

[Xance_]

It does give her something to look forward to. She is very grateful, and I am also appreciative in being able to enlighten her with sex play she missed out on from even her exes.

Yeah I'm sure she's grateful....

 

[Sperghetti]

Yesterday - Chris isn't fucking Barb, he is just autisticaly covering for his much older girlfriend.

Today - Chris's older girlfriend was a cover-up, he was fucking Barb all this time

If we could turn back time... To the good old days...

Right Now - Chris’s “older girlfriend” IS Barb.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Oh my fucking God there are so many little hints to it being his Mother. Just reading it as it is isn't too bad but if any Christorian sat down for just 20 minutes looking at this exchange then their light bulb would fucking SHINE.

"I will see my doctor on the 20th, so I will get tested to confirm lack of STDs then."

Does he say this to throw off the scent? lol

"I do not want word of this on the Kiwi or going public."

> Tell's the owner of KiwiFarms
C'mon

 

[The Weed Wizard]

Fuck anyone who defended this disgusting creature

Tbf if you're a normie who's entire life is based around yelling at people on twitter, you wouldnt be able to imagine the amount of shit Chris has done. But the troons who know and dont care that he raped his mom should be looked into by cops...

 

[King Kiwi]

Do we know anything about that Fiona?

Yeah, she has a thing for ogre ass

 

[peekacho]

I really dont understand the "we have sex every 3 nights" thing... why every 3 days??

 

[UncleFuckAss]

>Past her 50s
>wants to keep it secret so it won't hurt her
>Referring to himself as her former son
>Accountant
>The book of massages to that shows how to get elderly people aroused

Null's face when all the pieces finally came together
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