Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[LemonParty]

Well, dude, that sucks.
Also, stfu

You're right it does suck, it sucks that everyone's lovable oaf fucked his elderly demented mom. It sucks that I was right, but it's not surprising, for those of us who aren't retarded at least.

 

[66andtwothirds]

WHY DO YOU CARE?

the correct answer to this is always "i care because you care". I need to shame these people as long as there is someone who will defend the person being deservedly shamed.

 

[King Kiwi]

So, is Chris still driving around in that trashed up minivan or did he acquire another salvage title bearing heap of junk to bestow the Son-Chu mantle upon? Not that it makes a difference, if he treats it the way he's treated 14 BC....

No one knows.

Josh has given up on him and I'm not sure anyone feels up to following a rapist around filming.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I wonder if he is jealous that he wasn’t molested as a kid and trying to make up for lost time

He wasn't?

 

[Burd Turglar]

In 2019 I posted (with another account) in a CWC thread here about how, if given the opportunity, Chris would molest someone. The senerio I used was that if he wondered into a dentist's office to find an unconscious female patient in a chair he would molest the fuck out of them.

I was slammed with "dumb" and "mad at the internet" tags and told I didn't understand Chris and to GTFO of Chris threads by regular CWC lurkers.

Let me state this again. If Chris were presented with an incapacitated female he would molest them, he's a potential predator.

Don't feel bad, I straight up said he was either already fucking or going to fuck his mother and the same thing happened. Then, when I restate that I called this shit people airdrop dumb ratings cause they'e assmad that their favorite tard who we knew to be a sex pest and a fucking creep turned out to be a sex pest and creep. Willful ignorance is a helluva drug.

 

[AeroFanta]

I'm not surprised, trying to help Chris always blows up right in whomevers face

 

[Penis]

Thats it. Being a silly, angry manchild with a shitty sonic OC comic is no longer what Chris will be known for.

 

[RifRaf]

After ending up homeless Chris will resort to selling his body to survive. Screencap this.

didn't he try that already.

 

[Yamamura]

Well looks like we've reached the end of our story. I don't see what saga could possibly follow this event in Christory. Does Chris get locked away in some institution/prison without internet and we can't watch him anymore?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

After ending up homeless Chris will resort to selling his body to survive. Screencap this.

Nah man, I ain't a law expert or nothing, but here is how it's going to go down, imo:

1. Barb goes to Jail or aslyum- Prob dies of a heart attack before it actually happens.
2. Chris goes for a mental health check ordered by the court - He rants about how Magichan sonichu possessed him and made him buttfuck his mom to start the merge or something.
3. Chris spends the rest of his days in an insane asylum equivalent and gets limited and monitored internet access. Finally, over the course of years of medication and help, make Sonichu pages somewhat coherent again.

 

[Dom Cruise]

eating out your mum's pussy for practice and comparing yourself to your dad regarding how you fuck your mum isn't anywhere near 'normal'. The fuck are they doing in Virginia? The Gunt, the mother fucker. Bomb that state.

West Virginia is also known for monsters like Mothman and The Flatwoods Monster, what is going on in that region?

 

[Fools Idol]

Which part of this is high functioning again?

Well, he did find her G-spot.

 

[JannyJammy]

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Nah man, I ain't a law expert or nothing, but here is how it's going to go down, imo:

1. Barb goes to Jail or aslyum- Prob dies of a heart attack before it actually happens.
2. Chris goes for a mental health check ordered by the court - He rants about how Magichan sonichu possessed him and made him buttfuck his mom to start the merge or something.
3. Chris spends the rest of his days in an insane asylum equivalent and gets limited and monitored internet access. Finally, over the course of years of medication and help, make Sonichu pages somewhat coherent again.

THAT BITCH GOT RAPED, LOCK HER UP

 

[jerkinmydickoff]

It'll be just like that movie, catch me if you can. I really, really hope he tries flying to seattle.

I don't know if someone beat me to it but I had to make it

 

[MrShekelstein36]

I’m a retard and not understanding. So he has access to Barb’s bank account and sends himself money?

It seems like it. There's a good chance that since Barb may not be entirely there, that Chris managed to get some form of conservatorship over her and her property. Mind you this is all just speculation, so I can't actually say for sure.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Vaush going for gold in the Mental Gymnastics Olympics to defend incest.

I'm floored.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

That's tricky tho, because then couldn't a hospital say they think you're crazy to force medical procedures on you?

Not really, there's totally standards you have to meet to be declared that way before they can start forcing procedures on you. Its not just "dude seems nuts lets check his asshole" or something.

 

[Valentinian II]

notable socialist sex pest, Vaush, comes to the defense of Chris, because Chris is trans and got trolled by some retards

Jesus fucking christ, I hope that his earlobe tumors move to his brain so I never have to deal with his misplaced smugness ever again.

 

[DetectiveDuBois]

All because he was traumatised and anally raped by the internet