Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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So let's just get this straight. He has been disowned by - his extended family and null.

What the fuck is he going to do? Live in his car? Make a break for Seattle and hope the merge happens?

The only positive outcome I can see for this is, Barb's exam comes back clean, and the relevant authorities do a collective shrug at the entire thing and let them go back to 'normal'.
There's really only two ways this is going to go.

1) He's clean (best case scenario). Barb gets out on August 5th, probably still dies a year from now, and nothing really changes there. I think it's safe to assume that, judging from the state of his house, the media and twitter attention hes had, the likely mental issues that Barb (and himself) have, his life will never go back to being the same, period. Barb may be forced into a home if it is deemed that she can't care for herself, as we can assume that its evident that CwC really can't. Even sans that, chances are there will be a court assigned tard wrangler assigned to check in on them, maybe a social worker who goes into the house daily or every other day to take care of Barb, etc. CwC might even get an assigned tard wrangler to himself, specifically. I mean, hell, its about time for that.

He will never be off the state's leash again. In an ideal situation, he will always have to report to a court assigned worker, and getting off that would require drastic changes in his own life, which we know he will never achieve.

Now, even if he's found to be clean, the timeline just reverts to what we've always discussed in the forums anyways. He won't be able to keep the house due to debt, and maybe (maybe) if he's lucky he'd continue to get neetbux and have an assigned apartment in a group home (Something I've seen before, and while it can be very hard to get into/qualify, might be an exception here), or we just jump to another hellish (homeless?) saga years from now.

2) He's not clean. Turns out, he's raped his mom (seems more and more likely in this case). Barb is 100% getting sent to a home. There's a chance that she could get sent back to their own house, though not without a supervisor/someone to care for you, and knowing the state of that home, its going to get condemned. It's basically over for her, and she'll likely just waste away in some state assisted home for whatever remaining years that she has.

CwC will not get a tard wrangler. He's not mentally incompetent, not retarded, he's likely got other mental issues that do not excuse this behavior notwithstanding, but the "please, I have autism" only works if a court is stupid and doesn't realize "hay, wait a minute, this isn't a normal thing that autistic people do". A judge won't have pity on him, which is why I think he's been treated so leniently in the past, pity. If he wants to plead insanity or something else stupid, maybe he doesn't realize that being in a mental hospital can be worse than a jail in ways, because you will have less freedom, be constantly monitored, and you are never getting out. Once you plead the "I am so not in control of my own capabilities that personal restraint is impossible for me" you will be treated that way.

He's going to jail for this, if he did rape his mother. There's no two ways about that. Its too public a case, he's got a bad history of similar rapey behavior or publics stunts, and hes a possible danger to others. He's clearly not all there, and a pretty stupid person, but its more the kind of thing you see with manipulative sex pests than actual retards, who are some of the nicest people you will meet. He will not be allowed to run around the street with the gutter rats, its straight up jail that he will be sent to. Don't know how long a jail sentence will be, but it seems pretty inevitable.

Him stealing money or trying to make a run for it are only making things drastically worse. The one thing both his parents fucked up on is teaching him that there will be consequences for his actions, because clearly he doesn't recognize what that means and is going to be in for a rude awakening in either "good" or bad situation either way.

I think that, no matter what, we won't be hearing much more from CwC. Best case scenario includes him actually getting a proper Tard Wrangler, and their entire job would depend on making sure he doesnt make an ass of himself, so you can bet they would be monitoring his online shit. Worst case scenario? He's in jail, and we're not going to really hear anything from him.

It's not over for CwC, but for the first time in his life, it seems like he will be put under a leash one way or the other in a way that his parent's never did, and with that in mind, the lulz and public disgust are probably over, until we find out that he was raped in prison or something.
 
He already tried offering sex for money long before now.
Maybe he can bring back the Carlos persona.

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I'd think if that were the case Null, or anyone else close, would've heard about it. Chances are the state just was unaware of Barbs condition, which wouldn't be surprising considering they're recluses. This is just total speculation though since we can't really say for certain whats up with Barb.
I kinda hope that is more the case that the state was just unaware, but I don't know. It just seems odd to me that Chris would have access to his mother's bank account. But I guess with everything going on, nothing should seem odd anymore.
 
This will end where it all began: with chris acting like a fucking moron in the mall
Oh no. :o The cycle will complete... THE SLEEPER WILL AWAKEN

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this mall, and the human jerk cops feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter lovequest, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no bf-free-girl is worth dating., and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My sonichu crusade begins here.
 
I ask because that thing has had a history of problems (namely the catalytic converter) and considering his habit of neglecting shit, I fear his end may be like Elvis'. If you replace the toilet with a trash-filled minivan.
I predict that Chris will blow his brains out in the back of a white van
 
Nah man, I ain't a law expert or nothing, but here is how it's going to go down, imo:

1. Barb goes to Jail or aslyum- Prob dies of a heart attack before it actually happens.
2. Chris goes for a mental health check ordered by the court - He rants about how Magichan sonichu possessed him and made him buttfuck his mom to start the merge or something.
3. Chris spends the rest of his days in an insane asylum equivalent and gets limited and monitored internet access. Finally, over the course of years of medication and help, make Sonichu pages somewhat coherent again.
There are no insane asylums anymore. They were expensive, had bad PR, and the psychiatric doctrine changed from hiding away genetic fuckups to pretending they could live on their own.

The ideal situation for a Chris-tier autist is a job at Safeway, a small apartment or group care home, and a tard wrangler to help make sure clothes are washed and the toilet isn’t plugged. That is the absolute ideal. But Chris won’t get it. Why? He’s a sociopath and a shizo. It is not the tard wrangler’s job to suffer through abuse and excuses, you either follow the treatment plan or everyone involved throws up their hands and says “lol nope”.

America’s streets are overflowing with the kind of person Chris is. And nobody cares. There are no asylums, there are no workhouses. Those went away decades ago, to be replaced with a culture that almost worships urban decay and mental illness.
 
Don't feel bad, I straight up said he was either already fucking or going to fuck his mother and the same thing happened. Then, when I restate that I called this shit people airdrop dumb ratings cause they'e assmad that their favorite tard who we knew to be a sex pest and a fucking creep turned out to be a sex pest and creep. Willful ignorance is a helluva drug.

Yup it was pretty obvious to those of us without the rose colored glasses of a kiwi CWC sycophant. Even Null (God bless him) fought against all the warning signs. Everyone wants the loveable oaf, the underdog, the bullied town tard, to rise above adversity... unfortunately the majority of adversity Chris caused for himself.
 
Nah man, I ain't a law expert or nothing, but here is how it's going to go down, imo:

1. Barb goes to Jail or aslyum- Prob dies of a heart attack before it actually happens.
2. Chris goes for a mental health check ordered by the court - He rants about how Magichan sonichu possessed him and made him buttfuck his mom to start the merge or something.
3. Chris spends the rest of his days in an insane asylum equivalent and gets limited and monitored internet access. Finally, over the course of years of medication and help, make Sonichu pages somewhat coherent again.
1. Given that she's senile, Barb likely wouldn't face any charges of note. State might take custody of her, but not in prison.

2/3. The whole "X gets the Insanity Plea" thing is overplayed, it's extremely hard to meet the legal definition of insanity for prosecution. Any decent prosecutor would take his "SONICHU MAED MEH DO IT" rants as a tardly attempt at misdirection at best. But hypothetically, even if he did somehow end up meeting that criteria, they wouldn't give him access to shit. He'd be doped up to his eyeballs and left in a room to slowly rot to death in his own mind.

Sad as it is, incest charges don't seem likely either. The way VA law wrote their incest law strongly implies it's mainly aimed at cases involving minors, with greater/lesser offenses for victims under 13 or between 13-17, with a lowly misdemeanor charge for adult incest. That said, elderly abuse is more likely, and definitely worse if they make rape charges stick. That'd potentially be a class 6 felony, or a class 4 if they additionally determine he hurt or incapacitated her in the process somehow. Not that it'd matter, elderly abuse charges of any stripe mean almost nothing next to a rape charge. If he gets that slapped on him, he's truly fucked.
 
So I payed for a criminal background check on InstantCheckmate.com, and searched through some Greensville County court records, and so far I haven't found any mention of a recent arrest - i searched both as "Christian" and "Christine".

If anyone else knows better how to navigate the court records here, they might find something I missed:

 
Nah man, I ain't a law expert or nothing, but here is how it's going to go down, imo:

1. Barb goes to Jail or aslyum- Prob dies of a heart attack before it actually happens.
2. Chris goes for a mental health check ordered by the court - He rants about how Magichan sonichu possessed him and made him buttfuck his mom to start the merge or something.
3. Chris spends the rest of his days in an insane asylum equivalent and gets limited and monitored internet access. Finally, over the course of years of medication and help, make Sonichu pages somewhat coherent again.
I doubt Chris would go to prison, as if anyone has an insanity defense, it's him. And yeah, while I don't know the Virgina legal or mental health systems, I'd guess he's most likely going to end up involuntarily committed. Hopefully a state hospital and not a forensic one, but that might be too much optimism, given that Chris (apparently, allegedly) raped his senile mother.

I'm not seeing why Barb would go to jail, though - she's basically a vegetable, and while God and Magichan would probably testify that she wanted the sex / initiated the sex, I think it's likely the VA legal system will ignore God and Magichan and treat Barb as a victim, instead of a cunning acomplice. Asyulm? Probably, or if not then some kind of assisted living facility. But jail...?
 
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