Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

The Last Stand said:
Chris bought the book to USE on his mother. The book itself has nothing to do with what Chris got out of it.
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Word.

I meant that the book is mostly about going slow and not harming each other, so I guess if you're going to be raped by a sped, this is a better instruction manual for said sped than him watching some gonzo granny porn and just winging it.

After Chris' groundbreaking legal defense, all sex manuals post-2021 will require a "but don't fuck your mom" addendum sticker somewhere after the table of contents.
 
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Android raptor said:
Barb was making Chris spoon with her a decade ago. If there was grooming going on, it was Barb who was the primary perpetrator.
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Dude, there's spooning and there is RAPE. Chris raped his own mother. Barb was a lonely crazy buddy asking her son for a creepy hug. Chris fucked her.

It is not comparable. Barb likely didn't have more than the precursors to dementia then, but it is clear she is incapacitated these days. You can't put those things on the same level. Barb is not capable of consent, Chris knew this, Chris studied it, and he did it knowing it was a crime.
 
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El Scorcho said:
Wow, this just keeps getting worse and worse. I have a feeling that there is still much more to this that will be uncovered in the following days. There is still so much degeneracy yet to be revealed.
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I’m looking forward to if there are any goodies discovered in the landfill inside the house.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
How did Chris get hard? There are two things working against a boner right there. The fact that she's fucking 80 and the fact that she's his mom. I know Ron Jeremy fucked an 87 year old woman named Rosie for a porno but at least it wasn't his mom.
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Probably thinking of his time with Julay.
 
Basketball Jones said:
Because it took Jesus three days to rise from the dead and Chris thinks he’s Jesus.

Probably because autists like routines, or maybe he took the line from the book about spontaneous sex not being a requirement, but rather a myth to mean that he could schedule fucking his mom into his day in between drawing Ponycon commissions.

Based on that 5 min sample I heard, there’s a similarity in language used in the book and in what Chris says.
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Chris thinks he's better than Jesus and he's an all powerful goddess

Yet can't get any pussy at all except from his dying mom
 
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