Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[DeeCeeBees]

Tell me you've never made a woman cum without telling me that you've never made a woman cum.

The female orgasm is a myth.

 

[AnOminous]

I want off of this ride

Lmao you seriously thought there was a way out?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh, info about the 50-something girlfriend with kids finally dropped, interesting. I was wondering what kind of woman "Fiona" was to want to fuck Chris, and how he managed to keep his trap shut about it. Now let's see here...

I do not want word of this on the Kiwi

Ha, Chris talking about shit like an old man ("on the Kiwi," "on the YouTubes") never fails to crack me up.

I no longer believe in labels that would hinder, and I do not listen to those shadows. This was of my own choice and acceptance, and I have no regrets. This feels right and good with I, and her.

Oof, that's...ominous, given what we know now. Gross.

She and I have our romps in the sack every three nights at the present.

Wait, that sounds exactly like how he described sex with...

...oh God.

It does give her something to look forward to. She is very grateful, and I am also appreciative in being able to enlighten her with sex play she missed out on from even her exes.

Oh God.

"If heard, one may say it's something out of an anime or fan fiction."

Oh God.

And I thought the book about disabilities was for his own benefit, trying to have a sexual relationship as an autistic...but then I saw the subtitle.

"For all of us who live with disabilities, chronic pain, and illness."

Physical disabilities.

Like the kind of limitations an octogenerian would have.

...oh God.

 

[Esquilax]

Dammit, so Chris Chan wasn't Amber's wifey afterall

 

[Lame Entropy]

 

[Hogar Grupal]

the sad thing is whoever defends him in court is going to use rob bell's adult autistic child defense and chris is going to take great offense to it even though its his only real defense

If it's one step closer to move Chris into a cell (whether it be iron/concrete or padded), and away from society, so be it. The irony being in doing so, it will break Chris to the point of turning him mute again. Maybe it will teach him not to talk too much.

Once again, I feel for Bob.

 

[Neil]

Thank the Lord that Chris at least used a condom. Fucking hell, how genuinely sickening. I'm fucking heaving.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

feels kind of relevant to the topic

 

[Jagraveen]

His mental illness shows no bounds. I can't look at this guy the same way ever again. Back then, I though Sonichu was an abomination, but it's clear the real abomination is its creator.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I can see why Null thought the whole Barb thing might be some incredibly autistic smokescreen. He does lie about the age but, more importantly, it's unfair to blame anyone for assuming that Barb would be the person someone is bragging about fucking.

 

[Slap47]

You'd be hard pressed to find someone at this point to defend Chris. Not even the twitter troons who care more for Chris' identity than what did to his own mom can defend this.

Not really. They just defend Chris by going:

"Why do you even care". They have nothing left.

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

Usually if you fail to solve the riddler's scheme, people die. In this case he just fucks his mom.

 

[Some JERK]

Woof!

You got that right, psycho.

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

I'd be lying if I didn't say I had my suspicions when "Chris has a girlfriend" came out so quickly after "Chris fucked his mom."

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I wasn't in denial before but now that there's really no question, I can feel that horrible anxious swelling you get in your chest start to come on. It also feels like my heartrate has increased.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Call me mati or whatever but I honestly think this situation is one of few times I agree with people contacting the cops and social workers on a lowcow. taking away ones view on a-loggers,redditors, or whatever. Just rancid...

 

[Philosophy Phil]

@Null Officially requesting this to be playing on the main page for the next 48 hours.

 

[Barley]

Thought it really was a different woman, like, okay, maybe he found someone else that was insane enough to be his gf. I didn't really make the connection at first, fucking hell...

 

[plane]

if there was any doubt in my mind before, it’s complete gone now. he knew what he was doing was wrong. jesus christ…

 

[Yeşil]

Oh god oh fuck