Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[kidney]

Oh my fucking god it just gets worse from here doesn't it

 

[manaatti]

Condoms are being used in the intercourse.

She and I have our romps in the sack every three nights at the present.

Did the social worker find a pile of used condoms near Barb's bed?

 

[Rose of Dawn]

“

Also, you may note what I have told you of my lady friend so far and in future; I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself, as also the few others I’ve confided strictly with this detail. Don Lashomb and Wildcat are the two others who have additional clues as well.

This is probably what disturbs me the most from what Chris said: he wanted people to find out he was raping his mum. Like an autistic Riddler.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Word.

I meant that the book is mostly about going slow and not harming each other, so I guess if you're going to be raped by a sped, this is a better instruction manual for said sped than him watching some gonzo granny porn and just winging it.

After Chris' groundbreaking legal defense, all sex manuals post-2021 will require a "but don't fuck your mom" addendum sticker somewhere after the table of contents.

This item contains chemicals known by the state of California to cause cancer. Also, don’t fuck yer mum.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I can understand why you took it at face value, but knowing what we know now makes it so obviously gross. You were a good mentor to him Null, as much as anyone could be. It’s not your fault he’s irredeemably broken.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

If a video drops, I'm ready to sudoku.

 

[Wikipedia Scholar]

it seems like Chris has some sort of compartmentalization going on, where he disassociates his maternal relationship with her from his sexual relationship
I'd assume even Chris is subject to the Westermarck Effect, so maybe that's how he overcame it.

 

[Basketball Jones]

For real question:
Chris admitted to heterosexual P-n-V sex with Barb after years of saying he’s a lesbian (lol). So, is this proof that the whole troon thing was a gimmick to get closer to women and that outside of a women’s clothing paraphilia/tactile experience, Chris doesn actually consider himself a TRUE and HONEST woman?
Or is it safer to assume Chris doesn’t think that far ahead and sex is sex as long as Chris gets off?

 

[Das Fladermaus]

I just.....Can't....

 

[Epic Fail Man]

All of this reminds me of the ReviewTechUSA guy talking about Chris-Chan when he pepper sprayed a GameStop employee in back in 2015. This guy may be boring as fuck but he was on point.

 

[Mussi]

For real question:
Chris admitted to heterosexual P-n-V sex with Barb after years of saying he’s a lesbian (lol). So, is this proof that the whole troon thing was a gimmick to get closer to women and that outside of a women’s clothing paraphilia/tactile experience, Chris doesn actually consider himself a TRUE and HONEST woman?
Or is it safer to assume Chris doesn’t think that far ahead and sex is sex as long as Chris gets off?

A tranny would say they're having lesbian sex while they're balls deep (read: two inches) in their either underaged or apparently overaged victim's pussy.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Prosecutor: "We would like to call Joshua Moon to the stand."

 

[Fapcop]

Holy fuck I thought he was just fingering the bitch this nigger is putting his dick in his mother's cunt

Ehm, technically no. Need I remind you:

“Condoms are being used in the intercourse!”

Which of course raises some questions, mainly WHY?

Was Chris worried about getting his 80 year old mother pregnant?

Did Chris at some point go: “My moms was kind of a whore, better rubber up before I stick my bent duck in there!”?

Was he just being a dumb autist about this?

Or was there perhaps a tiny sliver of human decency left in the man, that made him go: “I’m going to fuck Barb, but I’ll put on a condom so there won’t be any skin touching, since she after all is my mother!”

 

[Garfieldchu]

How did Chris get hard? There are two things working against a boner right there. The fact that she's fucking 80 and the fact that she's his mom. I know Ron Jeremy fucked an 87 year old woman named Rosie for a porno but at least it wasn't his mom.

I thought Chris couldn't get a hard one due to the hormones. Is Chris still on them?

 

[draggs]

So Chris told some other people clues and is all playful abashed grin coy about people figuring it out... like he was soooooo genuinely happy about banging his 80 year old mother. And believed she was genuinely soooooooo happy about it as well. (Maybe she was who tf knows)

His disconnect from reality is so huge. Psych Ward Saga (forever) is badly needed.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I was holding on to the idea that Chris was being manipulated into saying he was having sex with Barb. That a new batch of shitty trolls had convinced him to do a reading of CWCville fan fiction or something along those lines.

But, Christ, this seals it for me. This is how twisted, confused, and deluded Chris has become; that he started to turn his mother into his sex surrogate.

 

[Android raptor]

Dude, there's spooning and there is RAPE. Chris raped his own mother. Barb was a lonely crazy buddy asking her son for a creepy hug. Chris fucked her.

It is not comparable. Barb likely didn't have more than the precursors to dementia then, but it is clear she is incapacitated these days. You can't put those things on the same level. Barb is not capable of consent, Chris knew this, Chris studied it, and he did it knowing it was a crime.

Theres also barb violently abusing Cole and all the other receipts on her. Plus she only really seemed to go downhill after the fire.

Chris is fucked and a threat to society but it's very likely this is just some much deeper, older, and more fucked up skeletons finally being dragged out of the closet.

 

[Sperghetti]

Holy fuck I thought he was just fingering the bitch this nigger is putting his dick in his mother's cunt

Ehm, technically no. Need I remind you:

“Condoms are being used in the intercourse!”

Which of course raises some questions, mainly WHY?

Was Chris worried about getting his 80 year old mother pregnant?

Did Chris at some point go: “My moms was kind of a whore, better rubber up before I stick my bent duck in there!”?

Was he just being a dumb autist about this?

Or was there perhaps a tiny sliver of human decency left in the man, that made him go: “I’m going to fuck Barb, but I’ll put on a condom so there won’t be any skin touching, since she after all is my mother!”

He also keeps talking about getting checked for STDs in that exchange. It's like he knows that "safe sex" is a thing people ought to be concerned with so he needs to be concerned, too, but he doesn't actually understand why.

 

[Not just another poster]

Chris cucked his own dad. Love it

 

[Moon Man]

Ehm, technically no. Need I remind you:

“Condoms are being used in the intercourse!”

Which of course raises some questions, mainly WHY?

Was Chris worried about getting his 80 year old mother pregnant?

Did Chris at some point go: “My moms was kind of a whore, better rubber up before I stick my bent duck in there!”?

Was he just being a dumb autist about this?

Or was there perhaps a tiny sliver of human decency left in the man, that made him go: “I’m going to fuck Barb, but I’ll put on a condom so there won’t be any skin touching, since she after all is my mother!”

I think he probably didn't want what she had from being a slutty barfly in the 70s and 80s