Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[Octavia]

How the fuck is it that whenever I close this website, some other new thread comes out that digs the Chris hole a few feet deeper into Hell? Why, God, have you forsaken us?

 

[Jeff Bezos]

Is this rock bottom, frens?

This is only the beginning!

 

[DICTATOR]

The "hindsight is 20/20" looking back on evidence is hilarous

 

[Kulee Baba]

It was barb

Welp, you were right on the money. So glad I bothered Null for more details.

 

[Sperghetti]

Yeah that kinda makes me wonder if he truly understood what he was doing either. Both Chris and Barb have deteriorated psychologically over the last five or so years. If nothing else this might ultimately be ruled a particularly horrific folie a duex.

I was wondering that yesterday: What happens if they're both ruled mentally incompetent? How the hell does that even get handled?

 

[Lurker]

behold the tale of chris-chan the sped
who longed for a woman to have sex with in bed
tried for years to get laid
on his love-quest crusade
so he went and fucked his mom instead

 

[Pringles Can]

Is this rock bottom, frens?

If chris has taught us anything, its that he will somehow dig himself deeper and deeper into dumb shit.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris trying to be coy about fucking his mother and acting like it's no big deal makes me want to fucking vomit.

He lives in southern Virginia, right in the heart of Inbred Country. He probably thought it was weird that he *wasn't* porking his mom all this time.

 

[Euler's identity]

Well, this is all very objectionable.

 

[Android raptor]

I was wondering that yesterday: What happens if they're both ruled mentally incompetent? How the hell does that even get handled?

Both being sent to care facilities, I would hope. Which i think is quite possibly what will end up happening.

I think ultimately Chris is just a product of his extremely fucked up family dynamic and this is just stuff that's been going on for decades finally coming to a head.

 

[AnOminous]

Where is the part where he rips his eyes out while sitting on his throne screaming?

 

[Fapcop]

it seems like Chris has some sort of compartmentalization going on, where he disassociates his maternal relationship with her from his sexual relationship
I'd assume even Chris is subject to the Westermarck Effect, so maybe that's how he overcame it.

Or... More likely: He wants to brag about getting laid, but knows that incest is a no-no.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Did Chris think he'd really get away with it? He really seemed like he wanted to keep the fact it was his mom as hidden as possible, man could've just dropped the mention of her working in accounting when it was right there on the wiki. I know I should know that it's Chris and Chris doesn't think too far ahead, but come on.

Anywho, wonder if Cole's going to get involved somehow. I'm hoping he helps Barbara out, who knows how her mental health is after all this shit going on. That lifeless gaze of hers makes a lot of sense now.

 

[Stupidface]

Everyday God tests us.. But just seems cruel, have mercy!
Just so many things that solidify he was talking about his mother, this is beyond sick. I can't believe I had any doubt originally, just reading this shit might as well be another form of admission from Chris.

 

[Spatula]

"I no longer believe in labels that would hinder, and I do not listen to those shadows."


I see what he did there. Making you think he had just broadened his horizons about age, when really he was talking about fucking his mom. That's almost kind of clever, especially for Chris.

This admittance of his is proof he is aware that what he is doing is wrong, but has no regrets and goes forward with it.
I think this settles the prison - mental asylum dilemma.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Chris trying to be coy about fucking his mother and acting like it's no big deal makes me want to fucking vomit.

Most importantly it shows Chris knew what he was doing is fucking wrong. He couldn't tell the truth to one of his closest confidants. The whole insanity argument falls flat on its face.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

Now, I also have a major update to share with you; Strictly Confidential.

The past week up to Sunday the 27th has been a major game-changer for the positive with me. I tell you this in Strictest Confidence, and trust; I do not want word of this on the Kiwi or going public.

But, I had sex with someone last week; someone of this half of our universe. I worked thoroughly and compassionately with her beforehand, and at present. She's physically older than I. If heard, one may say it's something out of an anime or fan fiction. But, yeah, keeping her safe as well. Also, next appointment with my doctor is on the 20th, so I'll get checked then, to be safe. Condoms are being used in the intercourse.

It was there all along, staring us in the face

Chris is the Zodiac Killer confirmed

 

[Fapcop]

Chris cucked his own dad. Love it

Didn’t just cuck him. Über cucked him.

This nigga actually bragged about how Bob could never reach her Gspot and make her climax, but that he: Chris-Chan with his mighty bent duck finally gave his mom an orgasm after 80 years.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

LMAO I knew the girlfriend was just poor Barb but THE FACT HE BOUGHT A BOOK ON HOW TO BETTER FUCK HIS SENILE FOSSIL OF A MOTHER MAKES ME WANT TO DIE SCREAMING!!!!!!

 

[Mr. 0]

If Chris had a daughter he'd have molested it and given a similar story to null a la nick bate