Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Pickle Inspector]

Doesn't Chris say that he rarely refers to her as Barbra, usually Barbie or love instead, and that she specifically doesnt like being called Barb?

Seems fake, where'd you get this?

Yeah but he said that on the 23rd of June and had only just heard her say that recently so it's possible that message was sent before then:

 

[AnOminous]

My mind is a blank.

In the time of chimpanzees there was a monkey butane in my veins. . .

 

[Male Idiot]

Chris does that as an autistic form of emphasis.

normal
Loud
LOUDER

I think he got it from American comics (like the sanic comics) where text is bolded for emphasis.

Don't you think that it has too few? He only puts the emphasis on ROPE, and he usually has 1 every sentence, instead there is only one instance here in the entire text.

 

[Seraphim]

Did someone write up a transcript of the audio file somewhere?

Yes, there are a few different versions.
Here's one written by me and edited/formatted by @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...d-from-14-branchland-court.96559/post-9577441
And here's another by @Andrew Neiman:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...d-from-14-branchland-court.96559/post-9577665
There were others that came after but they got buried.

 

[Clout $ Monei]

ima let you do the googling on that one boss

I tried, didn't get anything at first.
Removed the safe search filter, currently vomiting.
Will update later (maybe).

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

Did Chris try to clean up Barb after the act or did he just leave his baby gravy up in her grey old snatch?

 

[cancermonger]

Yeah but he said that on the 23rd of June and had only just heard her say that recently so it's possible that message was sent before then:
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you couldn't pay me to call her anything but barb

 

[Doctor of Autism]

On one hand, I can now believe he bondaged his elderly mother.

On the other hand, the spelling is curiously lacking in the Unusual Capitalisation that Characterises our Pet Autistic Motherfucker. It just does not seem to be typed in Chris's True and Honest Autistic Hand.



.... if you feel down, remember that Bob at least had a normal other family of Chandlers. Which he should have stuck with.

Bob at least has a successful legacy with his other family, but it was weird when he left them for Barb, like I still don't get what he saw in her.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Five hundred and sixty-three pages in a single day and all the guy had to do was fuck his mother.

How's that 'fame' thing working out for you, Chris?

 

[Nointey]

The Chris chan sex tape is lost media boys

 

[garfieldgirl69]

By Allah, may you wake up in your sleep tonight to CwC raping you for spreading this without confirming the source/for updoots

New sex doll just dropped!

 

[cancermonger]

Bob at least has a successful legacy with his other family, but it was weird when he left them for Barb, like I still don't get what he saw in her.

I don't get what any of them saw in themselves, honestly

 

[Pickle Inspector]

you couldn't pay me to call her anything but barb

I am still fond of Snorlax, a reminder of simpler times.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

So, for the record, is sperging about tranny pronouns and incest more or less autistic than the time we had a multi-page thread of people discussing whether or not McDonald's wings were spicy to Chris?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Don't you think that it has too few?

If it is Chris, then maybe he didn't feel like emphasizing - like he's talking in an autistic monotone.

(I hope it's not real.)

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I wonder if Chris was with the medallion while he was doing this.
It's kinda disturbing to imagine your son sodomizing you while that fucking crusty medallion stares at your soul.

 

[Ryanwasgay]

NSFW screenshot of the video going around.

The shirt Barb is wearing in this has appeared in one of Chris's old videos before so looks to be legit. The full video has not been released so can not confirm 100% yet but apparently Chris starts going down and fingering, licking Barb in the rest of the video. Look only if you have a strong stomach.

Spoiler

 

[Nointey]

i bet you not chris will try to blame kiwis if he "kills himself" just like byuu

 

[themotherflippin480]

Don't you think that it has too few? He only puts the emphasis on ROPE, and he usually has 1 every sentence, instead there is only one instance here in the entire text.

Indeed. Can your source come here and clarify this error for us @Psychic Espeon

 

[cancermonger]

I am still fond of Snorlax, a reminder of simpler times.

real chads call the whole chandler household borbchu