Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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I can’t believe some of you can just take a random ass person on their word like this lmao
It's not the texts that led me to believe that any of this is real, it's Null confirming that Chris got booted out of his own house and the subsequent shitshow that led to Null basically denying Chris the donated money.

Even if this whole incest shit is a big lie, I see no reason why Null would lie about Chris having to sleep in a van down by the river in some parking lot.
 
It's not the texts that led me to believe that any of this is real, it's Null confirming that Chris got booted out of his own house and the subsequent shitshow that led to Null basically denying Chris the donated money.

Even if this whole incest shit is a big lie, I see no reason why Null would lie about Chris having to sleep in a van down by the river in some parking lot.
Don't feel bad. Chris prob 100% fucked his mom. What you should be aware of is that Chris prob' didn't piledrive his Mom in a homemade sex swing in the kitchen while shouting how much incest rules or whatever Bangbros style.
 
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EDIT: Due to skepticism surrounding this screenshot, I urge all of you to take this screenshot with a grain of salt.
2nd EDIT: The person who handed me this is in the thread now. @10anon
2014 troon saga - "God, this couldn't get any worse."
2021 elder rape saga - "GOD! This couldn't get any worse!"
2024 romance novel writer saga - "PLEASE END OUR SUFFERING."
 
There are no insane asylums anymore. They were expensive, had bad PR, and the psychiatric doctrine changed from hiding away genetic fuckups to pretending they could live on their own.

The ideal situation for a Chris-tier autist is a job at Safeway, a small apartment or group care home, and a tard wrangler to help make sure clothes are washed and the toilet isn’t plugged. That is the absolute ideal. But Chris won’t get it. Why? He’s a sociopath and a shizo. It is not the tard wrangler’s job to suffer through abuse and excuses, you either follow the treatment plan or everyone involved throws up their hands and says “lol nope”.

America’s streets are overflowing with the kind of person Chris is. And nobody cares. There are no asylums, there are no workhouses. Those went away decades ago, to be replaced with a culture that almost worships urban decay and mental illness.
This is so true. People often romanticize homeless as poor fellas who just hit a streak of bad luck, but they’re often just unsuccessful sociopaths and abusers that - unlike their more charismatic counterparts - finally managed to push away every single person in their life that would ever just remotely think about helping them, and it takes a lot for that.
 
Why in the fuck is everybody spelling it out as Chris Chan instead of hyphenating it LIKE IT IS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE? It's Chris-chan, not some chink shit CHRIS CHAN.

This pisses me off more than any troon seeing the wrong pronouns.
We have more important things to worry about, like who gets to make the first fancomic of Chris motorboating Barb's sagging GILF tits.
 
Why in the fuck is everybody spelling it out as Chris Chan instead of hyphenating it LIKE IT IS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE? It's Chris-chan, not some chink shit CHRIS CHAN.

This pisses me off more than any troon seeing the wrong pronouns.
Don't japs spell it hyphenated, though?

I recall many Japanese people in conversation who add -san to the end of a name. Like Miyamoto-san
 
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I thought I was ready to read this. I mean, I followed Digibro for years; I'm used to disgusting. But this is still sickening. The scariest part is that I should have expected this seeing he's a sociopath. I sooner expected him to rape a stranger, but not his mom... jezus fucking tapdancing christ.

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I love that, it's like if you were watching a wrestling fight, and suddenly Hulk Hogan would come out of nowhere, and then.... words can't describe what he did, but he reminded the world that He is the number one
 
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Yes. The animals have crapped up the house and Chris' gender fluids and Barb's queef dust combined have gifted the hoard with sentience.
I've been on the internet for over 25 years, and somehow this is on the Top 100 most fucked up sentences I've ever read online.

Kacey's father call all the way back in 2009 was the true last chance Chris had. That was the wake up call he needed, even if trolling was the main purgative. 2009 was peak Christory. It has been nothing but agonizing decay ever since. Think of how much you yourself have grown and changed throughout the past 12 years.... And now compare yourself to Chris. Holy shit man.
I vividly remember that call, and how Kacey's dad would call him "naive" several times because that was his trigger word back then.

God I miss Liquid Chris. Kacey was a beau.
 
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