Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[JoyfulDarter]

I hear the genitalia of a female manatee is very much like a human vagina. So something to keep in mind.

Thanks, I'll tuck that gem away for later.

 

[Mister Mint]

This is going to sound retarded because it is retarded but what if Chris made the whole thing up to get the trolls off his back as who wants to associate with anyone that fucks their mom? He wanted Null and others to figure this out with, now in hindsight, very obvious clues.

You're thinking Chris can play 4D underwater chess when he'd bet his life savings on a riverboat poker tournament holding a three of diamonds and a Rules For Bridge card.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

This is going to sound retarded because it is retarded but what if Chris made the whole thing up to get the trolls off his back as who wants to associate with anyone that fucks their mom? He wanted Null and others to figure this out with, now in hindsight, very obvious clues.

You know this makes no sense but went with it anyways?

 

[Wraith342]

holy fuck.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

The optimist in me wants to say that Chris is willingly laying low for the time because somewhere in his lizard brain the realization that he really screwed up this time has hit and he won't find the usual waves of simps to pamper his ass on Twitter this time.

The realist in me believes that either he misplaced his phone or it's dead and he has no way of charging it, because prudence is not something that Chris is capable of.

Honestly, not going to rule out the chance that he tried to go home and the police detained him instead.

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

I've seen this sentiment many times, but here's the problem:

Everything Chris has done or ever will do was the result of his child-like naiveté. His actual inability to empathize with anybody. His inability level with others emotionally as if they were his own experiences. Chris completely lacks it. Empathy is a powerful thing – it grants perspective, something we humans use to grow. I’ve made mention to Chris’s almost biblical persona for many reasons. This is one of them. He is the direct human avatar of hedonism. He properly embodies every deadly sin and carries this cross with child-like listlessness.

Chris is a child – but he’s the worst child of all, an evil one. He’s the one who uses his infantile disposition to justify mood swings. He uses “yo[uth] at heart.” His ignorance is a virtue to him, therefore as he got older and gained adult impulses instead of coming to terms with said inclinations, he ignores them, and has continued to ignore them for almost four decades now.

Spoiler: Mystic Sperging

I will say this once – being a child “At heart” is the most SELF-DESTRUCTIVE THING YOU CAN DO. It’s pushed by people many of whom with vile ulterior motives who seriously believe this is a virtue. A “child at heart” is somebody who denies the truth and world ahead of them. To be truly enlightened, and find real visceral joy in this world, you must face its ugliness. In all forms. Then and only then can you chart reference for joy, and appreciate the smaller things. This is balance. You must be forward-thinking and learn. You, young buddha must reach a point where after ample meditation and self-reflection must return from the mountain and interact with the world. That is growth. That is the path we all must set on. Do you see now why society has begun to erode? Everything demands you return to the mental state of a child. From our nostalgia-riddled media down to our politics. “Everybody deserves a free [x y and fucking z].” This is thinking on par with a 5 year old.

So what’s this pseudo-mystic sperging to do with Chris Chan? Simple. Chris has no personal boundaries because he delights in being a child. He delights in his hedonistic tendencies and outright refuses to change. When he draws porn of Megan and reveals it all he thinks of is himself, his ego, and his reputation – Megan’s be damned. When he steals from his penniless parents all he thinks of is himself. When he embarrasses his household itself by showing it off in all it's squalor, Chris is not considering how his parents feel, his only concern is that he's being yelled at. When he enacts violent revenge fantasies not bound in any form of perspective. All the while, he believes he’s being philanthropic excessively throwing phrases like “love and peace” with the weight of a snowflake. His own wrath is merely a means to an end.

I’d argue Chris has always been the most dangerous type of person. A man who kills in a moment of wrath and weakness may eventually seek penitence. A man who believes his crimes are for the greater good (if he even views his wrong doing as crime) will justify to themselves that they’re doing it for their victim’s own good.

Chris didn’t Rape Barbra. He didn’t rape an old dementia-riddled octogenarian who said no to him. Told him he was hurting her. He was merely helping her regain her memories. He’s a goddess connected to mythical energies of the universe, after all. Who knows better than he? For who’s judgement is more venerable?

We were negligent. Chris is Evil.

This reminds me a lot of something I've been thinking about. A la Of Mice and Men. George deciding to off Lennie even though Lennie is ultimately innocent - just a victim of his retardation. I watched a vid of this legit major autismo guy confessing to having killed a man while hitchhiking. If I could find it, I would post, but it went like this
Cop: You killed a man.
Autistic Murderer: Yep.
Cop: Why?
Autistic Murderer: I don't know.
Cop: And now you have to go to prison.
Autistic Murderer: Yep.
Cop: Do you feel bad?
Autistic Murderer: Not really.

I wish I could find it but it may have been a fever dream. Idk. Nothing is real anymore. Hold me, Kiwis.

Autism is my superpower.

 

[fenny]

It's an incredible ruse to hide that Chris has finally successfully raped his former church counselor Rocky, of course.

quotes are hard, pretend i replied to that guy

 

[garfieldgirl69]

You know this makes no sense but went with it anyways?

Some people just like the sound of their own voice. Putting on a tinfoil hat when the real answer is way more simple is retarded lmao

 

[mosh spice]

How did we go from this
(fish wish.mp4)
to this?

Easy tbh. Every fucked up degenerate was once a sweet and silly kid, some of y'all truly were wearing rose colored glasses if you truly missed chris' very obvious slide into degeneracy.
(Yeah, I'm shocked too so I'm lecturing myself really. Remember some of the really degenerate shit he continuously did tho? The cake farts, the drawing of finger fuckin poor Megan... Many such cases.)

 

[Claudius]

This reminds me a lot of something I've been thinking about. A la Of Mice and Men. George deciding to off Lennie even though Lennie is ultimately innocent - just a victim of his retardation. I watched a vid of this legit major autismo guy confessing to having killed a man while hitchhiking. If I could find it, I would post, but it went like this
Cop: You killed a man.
Autistic Murderer: Yep.
Cop: Why?
Autistic Murderer: I don't know.
Cop: And now you have to go to prison.
Autistic Murderer: Yep.
Cop: Do you feel bad?
Autistic Murderer: Not really.

I wish I could find it but it may have been a fever dream. Idk. Nothing is real anymore. Hold me, Kiwis.

Autism is my superpower.

You mean this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7pNnL4ZCo

 

[Fuck!]

Ait i change my mind Chris is a fucking psycho

 

[SaltyFantaMan]

Easy tbh. Every fucked up degenerate was once a sweet and silly kid, some of y'all truly were wearing rose colored glasses if you truly missed chris' very obvious slide into degeneracy.
(Yeah, I'm shocked too so I'm lecturing myself really. Remember some of the really degenerate shit he continuously did tho? The cake farts, the drawing of finger fuckin poor Megan. Sad! Many such cases.)

Yes, but this could be PEAK degeneracy, this makes Pamperchu look normal

 

[King Homer⠀]

he was somewhat active on twitter yesterday after everything so i think he may have his phone or access to the internet somehow, maybe a library is my guess
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that tweet was posted before he was removed from his home

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

You mean this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7pNnL4ZCo

Yep. Exactly him.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

This reminds me a lot of something I've been thinking about. A la Of Mice and Men. George deciding to off Lennie even though Lennie is ultimately innocent - just a victim of his retardation. I watched a vid of this legit major autismo guy confessing to having killed a man while hitchhiking. If I could find it, I would post, but it went like this
Cop: You killed a man.
Autistic Murderer: Yep.
Cop: Why?
Autistic Murderer: I don't know.
Cop: And now you have to go to prison.
Autistic Murderer: Yep.
Cop: Do you feel bad?
Autistic Murderer: Not really.

I wish I could find it but it may have been a fever dream. Idk. Nothing is real anymore. Hold me, Kiwis.

Autism is my superpower.

Jerrod Murray - he ended up in the psych hospital for life.

EDIT: Beaten to it.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Wtf, just wtf Chris

 

[Barley]

that tweet was posted before he was removed from his home

And he talked to Null when he was out the house already, remember the talk about the money and going to the mall.

 

[McChicken_Fucker13]

that tweet was posted before he was removed from his home

my bad

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I don't get it, how did he lie? Is there something I am missing?
Did you ask Barb for money? No. Did Barb send you money? No. Both of his replies are true statements.

I agree in a technical sense. And Chris is autistic enough that he could answer those questions "no" without reading the broader context.

But I think it's more likely that he was trying to be deceptive anyway- thinking "AHA! The answer is no, because she did not send it, therefore I can avoid telling the whole ugly truth- that I took it." At least Bill Clinton had a sort of sleezy charm to him and was only lying about fucking an intern with his "depends on the definition of the word is, is" schtick.

In the end I don't think it really matters. He was issued a protective order against him for allegedly fucking his elderly mother who was then taken to a hospital for observation. He isn't even allowed in the house, much less her finances. He then logged into her bank account to take money out of it for himself and himself alone (because he's blown all his money on toys, vidya, whatever). This isn't just stupid or autistic (and illegal!), it's self-servingly stupid to the point where I can't imagine anyone wanting to be involved with him at this point... technical lie or not.

 

[Neil]

I can't get over that shit. His life is over, everyone knows he is a literal mother fucker, his remaining family probably hates his guts, he'll NEVER just be able to sit around and play PlayStation again and has just been caught stealing, and all the autistic trantard has to say is "hmm I'm bored the malls not open yet."

Chris going to the mall to buy toys and video games is his life's equivalent of the orchestra playing while the titanic is sinking. Except Chris doesn't realize how badly he's fucked.