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Chef Hanlon said:
Ok now that the chain of events has been accelerated somewhat within the past few days. The questions draws closer: Who is going to be the next owner of 14 Branchland Court? My thoughts are maybe some rich ween might buy it and try to turn it into a historical site.
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The bank that still owns it and boy are they in for a treat how the Chandler's handled that "investment"
 
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Who the fuck is the Fiona of which Chris has spoken? Princess Fiona from Shrek or an actual human?
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fenny said:
What's up with the Praetor people amidst all this?
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oh shit i forgot all about them in all this, was "bella" a member of praetor? or affiliated with them in any way?
fitting name they've given themselves considering that when Cesar was stabbed to death 23 times, his praetorian gaud was nowhere to be found or in some cases were among the group stabbing him to death.

Chris: Eh tu Brute? Null?
 
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D_Tractor said:
Who the fuck is the Fiona of which Chris has spoken? Princess Fiona from Shrek or an actual human?
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That's what I'm confused bout too. Like it really didn't sound like he usually does when he was talking about someone from the other dimension, so I fell like we're all missing a big part of the picture here. My pet theory is that the $750 is for her in some way.
 
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Yesterday I was away from the computer for a little bit, living life as you do. I was away from my phone for a solid 6 hours and when I return I immediately see Chris is trending on Twitter. I wish I hadn't clicked on the hashtag but being a member of the Farms I would've found out sooner or later.
I'm so completely horrified. There are no words to describe the gut wrenching dread I felt as I read through the original thread. I genuinely felt sick. I kinda still do.
I've been following Chris for over a decade at this point. I'm not like these little babies who are viewing the Farms with no idea who he is.

I don't know. I don't understand how anybody can find humor in this situation. If this person hadn't gained Chris' trust and have the phone call with him how long would this have gone on for? How long has Chris been doing this? Everyone's saying June 27th but I'm starting to lose hope and catastrophizing that this has gone on for much longer ("Turn me loose you silly goose, you used to say that much more flirt-ily").

This post really solidified the feeling of horror for me.
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Swan said:
Yesterday I was away from the computer for a little bit, living life as you do. I was away from my phone for a solid 6 hours and when I return I immediately see Chris is trending on Twitter. I wish I hadn't clicked on the hashtag but being a member of the Farms I would've found out sooner or later.
I'm so completely horrified. There are no words to describe the gut wrenching dread I felt as I read through the original thread. I genuinely felt sick. I kinda still do.
I've been following Chris for over a decade at this point. I'm not like these little babies who are viewing the Farms with no idea who he is.

I don't know. I don't understand how anybody can find humor in this situation. If this person hadn't gained Chris' trust and have the phone call with him how long would this have gone on for? How long has Chris been doing this? Everyone's saying June 27th but I'm starting to lose hope and catastrophizing that this has gone on for much longer ("Turn me loose you silly goose, you used to say that much more flirt-ily").

This post really solidified the feeling of horror for me.
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Have you tried not being a faggot
 
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horrorfan89 said:
oh shit i forgot all about them in all this, was "bella" a member of praetor? or affiliated with them in any way?
fitting name they've given themselves considering that when Cesar was stabbed to death 23 times, his praetorian gaud was nowhere to be found or in some cases were among the group stabbing him to death.

Chris: Eh tu Brute? Null?
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"Bella" is a 12 or 13 year old slightly effeminate boy. Listen carefully. Chris' kryptonite is 13 year old boys pretending to be of age females. A 12 year old troll may have tricked him into fucking his mother Oedipus style. The Zeuss of trolls.
 
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Spooky Bones said:
Remember the guy that claimed to have the Chris/Barb sex tape?

Well, this little laugh is making the rounds:

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Sloppy. Very sloppy.
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Oh fuck YEAH dude, that’s the good stuff. Glowinda Darks getting btfo. Can’t wait to see the results of this.
 
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Oh fuck YEAH dude, that’s the good stuff. Glowinda Darks getting btfo. Can’t wait to see the results of this.
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You never know what is going to pop off when the Internet gets perturbed about something and it certainly is about Chris.
 
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srrody said:
Since we might be coming up to the thrilling final season of Chris Chan, what would be the best song to play over the end credits?
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Seriously, I could see this played at the end of the season finale of a Biopic after an actor playing Josh looks into the mirror and says out loud, "He really fucking did it!".
 
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He's going to praying hard about the merge should happen sooner. He might think the godhood immunity will save him from a human law.
 
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