July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[Quantum Diabetes]

Pretty sure I stayed there once in the mid 2000s.
Saw a few good fights in the attached bar.

 

[awoo]

Can he flee to Mexico to avoid arrest

 

[Childe]

Anyone call the hotel yet and tell them they have a fugitive sexual predator staying in one of their rooms?

He’s not a fugitive yet, he hasn’t been charged with anything, and calling would be faggotry.

Edit: And I’m sure the reddit saviors are already on the case by flooding the poor graveyard shift front desk attendant with phone calls.

 

[winterfag]

Only the cringiest weens would be huntingsightings of him like this but at this rate, sure! Throw in some Reddit paparazzi into the arc, why not?

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

Makes me laugh when I get reminded that Chris drives.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Can he flee to Mexico to avoid arrest

Pfft, as if a cheap-ass like Chris would have the forethought to invest a hundred bucks or so in a passport.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Oh boy that reddit page is blowing up, his location seems to be confirmed to be the Regency Inn in Richmond. Wonder why he would go all the way to Richmond to hide, like is he really that notorious that charlottesville people actually recognize him?

Anyone who lives there might have noticed this fat retard walking around dressed like a fucking unicorn, even if he isn't known locally anyone can spot Chris from anywhere in town. It's the walking Eiffel Tower of Charlottesville lol!

Only the cringiest weens would be huntingsightings of him like this but at this rate, sure! Throw in some Reddit paparazzi into the arc, why not?

Nobody is going to put two in his head , maybe beat him up at best, but if I were a known pile of horseshit like he is, I would be hiding too!

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

They give driving licenses to the mentally handicapped in the US?

 

[Big Fat Frog]

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It looks like it is the Regency in Richmond, yeah. Same fencing and lamp posts.

Holy fucking shit does everyone in Virginia park like a retard?

 

[themasterlurker]

Edit 2: It's a 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan, still likely registered under Barb's name, still has the same modes and rates of failure as the later models of years. This means Chris is not only taking money from Barb, but also her car. Below was the cost to repair, which is probably way up now if it happens again, it will probably happen in the next 20k miles (32kkm).
Barb is also the one who paid for the repairs, registration, insurance, etc.

It appears to be a 2007 Dodge Grand Caravan, might be an 06 or 05. Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not a major car freak and I know there are clones made by Chrysler.

Used car prices are at all time highs, and it is unlikely that he afford a new one for some time.

The most common problem on the 07 is a total transmission failure, most often reported at as low as 45k miles, Chris probably got that with a good 140k (225308.16km) miles on it, which would mean that it is probably going to fail at some point within the next 1k-15k (161km-24kkm) miles, Chris probably didn't do an oil check on it so it's probably black as night and filled with metal shavings. A replacement would run about $3.5k.

If it is an 05, the most reported problem are broken power locks, not a huge one, but the second most reported are PREMATURE WEAR ON THE BRAKE PADS AND BRAKE ROTORS.
This is probably also something he will never get fixed or have checked, despite it being a cheap one, and if it does fail he's going to crash in heavy rainfall due to hydroplaning or simply not having enough braking power.

Edit 1: He also doesn't know basic things like replacing coolant

 

[King Kiwi]

So he ran to Richmond after this… lol if he tries to run away

Well it worked once before

 

[Donkey Kongus]

You think he's gonna be hotel hopping?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

They give driving licenses to the mentally handicapped in the US?

Nigga we give them assault weapons.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

I hope he tries to run away. He'll have no idea how to survive on the lam and certainly doesn't know how to lay low or conceal his identity. He'll be spotted anywhere he runs and just imagine the jerkcop body cam footage.

And as disappointed as I am at the denial of PonyCon milk, I'm really hoping he tries to run to Seattle to demand and beg the Con to let him in a 'la The Game Place permaban.

 

[awoo]

Holy fucking shit does everyone in Virginia park like a retard?

it's a motel

 

[Kornheiser]

I want a high speed chase but knowing Chris it would be a 25mph chase.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

retard couldn't even honor Null's last will for him to spend the night in his car

 

[I am vomit]

I'm really hoping he tries to run to Seattle to demand and beg the Con to let him in a 'la The Game Place permaban.

I don't know if Chris can afford to even try, if you think about the 750 he stole, it's not enough to even get him there considering he had -200 before that, plus the hotel fee. But I sure as hell hope he does try.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

You think he's gonna be hotel hopping?

Chris has a massive ego and will only ever do that if he sees someone posting about him being there, or not even in that case since he probably thinks booking a hotel in another city was a genius move of his already!

retard couldn't even honor Null's last will for him to spend the night in his car

He only cares about himself and Null might be dead to him after the block anyways.

 

[Easterling]

retard couldn't even honor Null's last will for him to spend the night in his car

why would he, as far as he's concerned he's done nothing wrong.