July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[GayestFurryTrash]

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A ledditor has been driving around Charlottesville all evening, going from motel to motel and found his car at a crappy motel near the malls

That fucking park job, good lord.

I feel bad for that hotel, reddit has to be sperging all over their phones and sending them so many damn emails. To say nothing of the comedy that must've been Chris checking into the fucking room.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

I want a high speed chase but knowing Chris it would be a 25mph chase.

Chris having a 25 mph version of the freeway chase just like OJ had would be the perfect cap off to this week really.

 

[Chewing Character]

Makes me laugh when I get reminded that Chris drives.

That's a real loose definition of "driving."

 

[winterfag]

Are things gonna turn out like the end of Goodfellas where Chris is frantically looking over his shoulder while helicopters/weens are following his every move?

 

[Naoto]

I wonder if he's sitting in his motel room, crying cause jerkops took his sweetheart from the ground up. Or he's sitting there, pooping himself from stress cause he realizes he's most likely going to jail.

 

[Bani]

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A ledditor has been driving around Charlottesville all evening, going from motel to motel and found his car at a crappy motel near the malls

The Sonichu vanity plate really makes this image.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

You think he's gonna be hotel hopping?

Probably not, because he won't be able to afford it. The hotel he's apparently in right now is currently charging about $56 a night. Based on all the reviews I've read, it's a smoky, filthy shithole, which is about what I'd expect from a place charging that kind of money. So Chris may want to leave, but if he's blown a bunch of his stolen money at the mall, then the Regency and similar places would be all he can afford, and even then the money won't last long.

If he still had every penny of the $750 that'd buy him just under two weeks at the Regency, probably nine or ten days once you factor in taxes and fees. Given that he was already $200 in the hole, he's got a week at most. If he's spent some or most of the money, he's gonna be done in four or five days. Add in the fact that room prices are going to be high everywhere right now because it's summer, and Chris is probably stuck at the Regency until the money runs out or he gets thrown out because of weens harassing the staff about him.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I knew this was gonna happen. I assume Chris was in the motel?

 

[Seaweed Chips]

I wonder if he's sitting in his motel room, crying cause jerkops took his sweetheart from the ground up. Or he's sitting there, pooping himself from stress cause he realizes he's most likely going to jail.

Along with buying plastic crap on his incest victim's dime while watching MLP.

 

[MG-34]

It's impressive and depressing at the same time that internet retards can track down Chris Chan and HWNDU flags faster than glow niggers can find Bin Laden.

 

[Venti's pink nipples]

It's impressive and depressing at the same time that internet retards can track down Chris Chan and HWNDU flags faster than glow niggers can find Bin Laden.

You are dumber than Chris if you believe they didn't knew where he was. Bin Laden worked for the Jew, just like Americans.

 

[C0d3]

It's impressive and depressing at the same time that internet retards can track down Chris Chan and HWNDU flags faster than glow niggers can find Bin Laden.

catch the autistic.

 

[Shart]

They give driving licenses to the mentally handicapped in the US?

Yes, and it's a good reason to have a dash cam.

 

[Donkey Kongus]

Ya think Chris knows that Null contacted the police about violating the EPO? I can only imagine what's going through Chris's head as he rests on a shitty hotel bed.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Ya think Chris knows that Null contacted the police about violating the EPO? I can only imagine what's going through Chris's head as he rests on a shitty hotel bed.

"DAMN YOU HASBRO FOR RUINING THE TIMELINE AND NOT MAKING FIVE MORE SEASONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Really I believe he has such shitty priorities, he'd think that or pray for the merge to happen any second now

 

[MG-34]

What kind of weenery are we expecting? Escorts delivered to Chris's door? The classic bombardment of pizza delivery? Maybe this can finally end and Chris gets fatally SWATed.

 

[Hex Cat]

dat gay pride coexist sticker

 

[seri0us]

Are things gonna turn out like the end of Goodfellas where Chris is frantically looking over his shoulder while helicopters/weens are following his every move?

No, it'll be like the end of Falling Down.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

It's impressive and depressing at the same time that internet retards can track down Chris Chan and HWNDU flags faster than glow niggers can find Bin Laden.

Never bet against collective autism power of internet retards. Bin Laden was smart enough to be boring to spergs online, only reason he lived so long.

 

[PCA]

I wonder what Cole thinks about all of this...