Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Really? This surpasses the limits of your imagination? This could have ended with a rotting Barb in the tub. Fuck it, cannibalism could have happened. Though refusal to report a death is more common.
I ate her liver with some Dr. Pepper and tendies because Sonichu told me to!

Could someone tell me what IBS stands for in this context? All that comes to mind for me is irritable bowel syndrome, but we aren't supposed to discuss incontinence...

Anyways, Null, you're a real one. Get some sleep and try not to let your failure to fix Chris eat away at you. You can't teach an old autist new tricks.
 
I know this was probably brought up, but is there a chance that this is all bullshit? I mean, chris thinks he is a god and the mother of his OC and almost everything he does has to do with "this is sonichu fwom the ova uniferse" and shit like that. The guy is retarded and so detached from reality, that it could all just be made up for attention from this bella person.
Yeah I've considered it was all a setup ploy by the sad weens circling him now. They set it up and record the payoff later, then there's a big hurrah with no evidence. Regardless it's far too close to be believable unfortunately. I'd rather they stay separated but it never actually happened.
 
Generally when Chris talks about his experiences, he means what he says. Even if what he's saying is horseshit about "dimensional mergers" and what-have-you, he genuinely believes it, so in a sense it's not a lie. It's nonsense, but from his perspective it's still true. I don't think there exists any possible way to spin him discussing fucking Barb that doesn't involve him actually fucking Barb. I at least am quite certain that this is indeed legit.
That's fair. Maybe I just still have a tiny amount of hope left in my soul, that he is so retarded he would say he is in an incestuous relationship for attention.
 
Dillin Thomas DHT on Twitter posted these DMs confronting Chris. Chris tried to go full manipulative goddess guru bs mode. But ultimately tarded out and said yes. This shit is real cuh.
https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147?s=19
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I was thinking about it last night too like, yeah Chris could be shitting us, but no. It’s just comes off as too honest from him when he talked about it. Plus all the interactions with Null and that other person all line up perfectly. Chris is a certified mother fucker.
 
Didn't people try and encourage him to rape his church councillor at one point? He didn't go through with that. It's clear that Chris has had this fantasy for a while now.
No, Chris was pretending to be a troll while posting with a sock account on the PVCC forum, suggesting that they trick Chris (him) into raping Rocky. Likely because he wanted to, and wanted to use "da trolls tricked me/made me do it" excuse to get out of trouble.
Someone called the hotel. They said they're currently talking to police. They know where he is and that he violated the EPO.Hotel phone call
I fucking hate Reddit.
 
if chris does end up in prison, how would he make his new medallion?
DIY Prison Medallion:
Step 1: Trade anal virginity for cigarettes.
Step 2: Trade cigarettes for cell phone.
Step 3: Use YouTube reality shifting videos to Make America Sonichu Again.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit. To be spent on plastic garbage, of course.
 
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if chris does end up in prison, how would he make his new medallion?
Do you remember that Gemma Hayter case? I recall one of the murders thought prison would be like a vacation, like he thought he’d get a PS2 or some dumb shit like that. I bet Chris thinks he’s gonna be playing with legos and model magic all day. Oh Chris.
 
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Dear twitter & reddit etc,
fixed it:
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Could someone tell me what IBS stands for in this context? All that comes to mind for me is irritable bowel syndrome, but we aren't supposed to discuss incontinence...
Internet Bloodsports - y'know, that stupid bullshit that made Gunt and Metokur... well, I hesitate to say "famous", but perhaps "Less of absolute broke fucking losers than they were before" is fitting.
 
DIY Prison Medallion:
Step 1: Trade anal virginity for cigarettes.
Step 2: Trade cigarettes for cell phone.
Step 3: Use YouTube reality shifting videos to Make America Sonichu Again.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit. To be spent on plastic garbage, of course.
Contraband is usually drugs or smokes. Hell, chicken soup stock is super common to make prison food more palatable. Imagine the confusion the guards are gonna have when they find a handful of legos hidden Chris’s ass….
 
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