July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

For those of you who don't know, the mall he is near is the one where he originally encountered the godbear.

If this were a book, this is where the story would come to an ironic and tragic end.

Why is he even in Richmond? I'm genuinely beginning to wonder if he has something...perculiar planned.
 
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Does anyone know where exactly the picture was taken? If he is staying in a motel the fees will act like a countdown until he is broke.
 
lost_n'_confused said:
Does anyone know where exactly the picture was taken? If he is staying in a motel the fees will act like a countdown until he is broke.
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It's apparently the Regency Inn, in Richmond. Rooms there are going for $56 a pop right now. (Protip: unless you are beyond desperate, don't ever stay at a hotel that cheap. You're gonna have a bad time.) I did a rough breakdown of how long he can expect to stay there on the money he's got. Absolute best-case scenario, he's got about ten days at that hotel, but that's only if he still had every penny of the money he stole from Barb. Since he was $200 in the hole to begin with and has probably blown at least some of the money on toys, I figure he's got four or five days, tops.
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
Why is he even in Richmond? I'm genuinely beginning to wonder if he has something...perculiar planned.
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Yes. He plans to go to the mall and buy stupid crap because that's what he always does and he doesn't have access to his toys for 5 days. The Regency mall is apparently bigger than fashion square. Those are his devious plans.
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
For those of you who don't know, the mall he is near is the one where he originally encountered the godbear.

If this were a book, this is where the story would come to an ironic and tragic end.

Why is he even in Richmond? I'm genuinely beginning to wonder if he has something...perculiar planned.
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He's going to send everybody in the mall to CWCville.
 
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I gotta say... For all my bitching at reddit fags, I really hope he’ll get recognized in the mall. And that it’ll be on video!


Also: If its not too much to ask for Godbear... Could you make it a big black man recognizing him?!


I really want to see a video of Tyrone yelling out: “Yo! Aren’t you that sick mohfucka who fucked yo 80 year ol mama?! Watchafuck is wrong wif you?!”

Followed by everyone stopping what they’re doing and staring at Chris, who freezes in fear and sharts himself, Before waddling out in shame, the brown stain growing on his tights.
 
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SSI tugboat comes in the 4th Wednesday of the month.

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Alotta tugboat receipients have those early paycheck accounts like at currency exchange or a Chime account. I saw the mad cigarette and liquor run on Thursday.

If you're into it, watching the wildlife when foodstamps or tugboats hit with your own eyes is a real treat. I recommend any 7-11 or liquor store in a shittier neighborhood.
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
For those of you who don't know, the mall he is near is the one where he originally encountered the godbear.

If this were a book, this is where the story would come to an ironic and tragic end.

Why is he even in Richmond? I'm genuinely beginning to wonder if he has something...perculiar planned.
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He might be trying to get away from the lunatics stalking him while he's just trying to sleep in his car.
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
For those of you who don't know, the mall he is near is the one where he originally encountered the godbear.

If this were a book, this is where the story would come to an ironic and tragic end.

Why is he even in Richmond? I'm genuinely beginning to wonder if he has something...perculiar planned.
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We've finally come full circle, haven't we?

Chris, covered in sweat and barely able to walk, finally reaches the end point: the mall where he met Leonard Bearstein. Where there once was an orchestra of bears, there now lies a single person. The operator. An old and honorable man, that after years of ignorance, finally caught up with recent events. Chris walks up to him, slowly, carrying with him a bag full of drawings of Sonichu and company. There they stand, one next to another.
I am sorry, Christopher.
Chris falls to his knees, exhausted, as the police arrives.
The next thing, is Christory.
 
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literalwho? said:
We've finally come full circle, haven't we?

Chris, covered in sweat and barely able to walk, finally reaches the end point: the mall where he met Leonard Bearstein. Where there once was an orchestra of bears, there now lies a single person. The operator. An old and honorable man, that after years of ignorance, finally caught up with recent events. Chris walks up to him, slowly, carrying with him a bag full of drawings of Sonichu and company. There they stand, one next to another.
I am sorry, Christopher.
Chris falls to his knees, exhausted, as the police arrives.
The next thing, is Christory.
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beautiful
 
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Second Missing Primarch said:
Probably not, because he won't be able to afford it. The hotel he's apparently in right now is currently charging about $56 a night. Based on all the reviews I've read, it's a smoky, filthy shithole, which is about what I'd expect from a place charging that kind of money. So Chris may want to leave, but if he's blown a bunch of his stolen money at the mall, then the Regency and similar places would be all he can afford, and even then the money won't last long.

If he still had every penny of the $750 that'd buy him just under two weeks at the Regency, probably nine or ten days once you factor in taxes and fees. Given that he was already $200 in the hole, he's got a week at most. If he's spent some or most of the money, he's gonna be done in four or five days. Add in the fact that room prices are going to be high everywhere right now because it's summer, and Chris is probably stuck at the Regency until the money runs out or he gets thrown out because of weens harassing the staff about him.
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Is he aware that, thanks to Virginia's Dem Governor Blackface, he's allowed to steal up to $999.99 in goods per day? That's about $6,999.93 in Legos for the next week
 
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