Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

[ChromaQuack]

I hope they invite Josh to the wedding.

And don't forget to livestream it, Ralph.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

I can't handle this so soon after the Chris news tbh. Feels bleak as hell man

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Ethan Ralph is about to gay marriage a tranny. The corn keeps coming growing in record numbers.

 

[ZyklonBen]

we need a total and complete shutdown of Virginia until we can figure out what the hell is going on

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I'm pretty sure some ancient evil lives under Virginia at this point.

 

[Gone Ham]

My favorite reply to the tweet

 

[CohenManischewitz]

The Gunt always wins. You can't abort THE RETORT. Faggots. Look how cool Ralph is now.

 

[NationalBolshevik]

At least that's better than Anisa's ring.

 

[the fall of man]

Imagine knocking up a dumb teen to internet own somebody due to your low self esteem and gunt, and that experience leads you to responsible fatherhood the depths of degeneracy

 

[Deezy]

Well I’m certain he proposed with nothing but love in his heart. Definitely he didn’t do it simply to spite Null and his teen babymama. Almost certainly.

 

[Symalsa]

Does the horse identify as a man or a woman

Ralph is getting gay married. Epic

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Will the wedding be a patreon exclusive?

 

[Lone MacReady]

Are marriages between pigs and horses even legal in Virginia?

These days? ANYTHING goes!

 

[HumanHive]

Are marriages between pigs and horses even legal in Virginia?

I know in West Virginia it’s still legal. I dunno about regular Virginia.
Maryland only if the horse is black.

 

[Beavis]

I hope they have Gator officiate the wedding.

“Oh boy… do you uhhhh take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?”

 

[not william stenchever]

I would bet that Ralph decided getting engaged would be the best way to dab on Dear Feeder while he's at a low spot because of Chris-Chan. Like most major life decisions of Ralph this was most likely fueled by petty spite.

 

[rawhide_k]

til digi"bro" isn't anymore

 

[Ripple]

Do you think a condition of her saying “yes” was that Ralph had to finally throw out his last wife’s dildo?

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

This child fucker is still going through shit with the teenage girl and her family he knocked up and now he's proposing to the pedophile horse faced cretin who cheated on her ex? Jesus Christ, Ralph, just when you think you're not giving the Alawgs fuel, you pull this stunt. If this leads to another demon baby, let's be horrified.

 

[Dread First]

I can already smell another harvest coming. The only question is, what new rainbow jiggling emoji will top the