Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

Vitruvius said:
I'm not sure how anybody on this website is still confident enough to make predictions after the nuclear powered double twist mach 5 curve ball chris just threw us.
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Looks like we need to call the chosen one @Mariposa Electrique you have to tell us or otherwise you will have to disappear for knowing too much
 
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I think the more shocking thing here isn't that they are getting engaged, it's that they are getting engages after barely a year. She may think much like Digibro this is gonna be a forever engagement just for show, but Ethan is not the kind of guy who will plan a dream wedding to make someone happy. Ethan will trot her out to the court house and do it cheap and easy. Amanda may think it's as simple as a divorce, but Ralph strikes me as the kind of person who will refuse to sign divorce papers and play every nasty trick he can to fuck with her until he gets what he wants.

It will be interesting if she keeps refusing to actually get married.
 
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The fuck is that ring :story:
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By tradition, the classy movie is to spend three month’s salary on an engagement ring. Ralph, being a guntleman of the highest character, did just that and spent all 11$ he earned since May on gumball machine rings until he found one that was just right.


Congrats Ralph, and when Null writes a meandering blogpost saying he wants to start farming, I look forward to seeing you move in with the tranch and open up your own little Gunt’s funt and sunt.
And hey, you’re already a step ahead by getting your own horse!
 
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So, just to recap, Ralph just proposed, with a cereal box ring, to the former fiancee of a trailer park tranny while his teenage mentally handicapped baby momma, with whom he proposed a threesome - while she was expecting, mind you - with said born again tranny lover now future mrs. Ralph, just had the first born to his name (well, sorta... I don´t think noone is carrying his name...)?
BRING ON THE FIDDLE AND THE BANJO, BOYS. WE REACHED SHITKICKER YOKEL NIRVANA!!!

Heimbach has shit on Ralph! He´s the true huwhite saviour!!! CONIUGATOR!!!!!!
 
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Can we have one day without disturbing happenings? Does May not have any family who advise her?

Faith is not going to want to fight for Ralph to see their child or be on his side with the restraining order proceedings if he's with someone else. There is no illusion now that they will get back together. Going as far has to have a child and May gets the ring.

I thought it was a just a joke, but Ralph is trying to fulfill Null's post. First the new housing, then a child, now this. Speechless.
 
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On one hand I hate Ralph and don't like the concept of him having sex
On another hand I also really hate Digibro and enjoy the concept of him getting cucked
And on another hand I don't like digibro's ex goblina because she's a pedophile

I'm not sure how to feel about this
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Glad you're not any of them
 
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