July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

Cherry Popcicle. said:
Is it just me or is this shit kinda creepy? Like, camping outside a hotel to get a video of chris that proves that hes alive. Thats just weird to me. Yeah yeah chris is bad, but still this is weird
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Its not just weird it’s fucking pathetic.

Want to ween Chris and yell “DID YOU CREAMPIE HER CHRIS?!?”

Go ahead, I’m not going to stop you. I’ll probably chuckle and won’t even bother with a “Don’t pozload my negholep newfags!”


But this shit? Spending hours parked outside a motel and then gasp in wonder as the Autistic motherfucker himself shuffles by?

Nah, fuck that. It’s all kinds of pathetic and just proves that reddit has become a hive of cucks and faggots.
 
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Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
100% agree. Something feels weird about people accusing anyone of being a ween or anything right now. This is such a fucking ludicrous twist that I can’t really blame anyone deciding to troll or be a “field operative “
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yeah, it's no different to paparazzi filming Michael Jackson pacing his hotel balcony after the allegations or whatever. Personally I found it quite interesting seeing Chris walk along in numb shock like that. Call it dumb but it's not exactly abnormal or uncommon to want to see glimpses of a shamed celebrity.
 
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Local autist sitting outside the hotel just got a glimpse of Chris-Chan.

Edited in a picture as proof he's at the right hotel.
 

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The stream is going so great guys

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This guy sounds as autistic as Chris, audio is cutting out, visuals are either his shirt/arms, the car door, or completely blank. He's backed up his car to face Chris's car instead of the hotel rooms. Earlier he said he's ready for Kiwis to dox him and he doesn't care. Chat is telling him to stop.

Edit: Live ended after ~10 min
 
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mdrop22 said:
The stream is going so great guys

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This guy sounds as autistic as Chris, audio is cutting out, visuals are either his shirt/arms, the car door, or completely blank. He's backed up his car to face Chris's car instead of the hotel rooms. Earlier he said he's ready for Kiwis to dox him and he doesn't care. Chat is telling him to stop.
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hey i think it should be obvious by now
it takes a retard to troll a retard
 
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themasterlurker said:
Edit 2: It's a 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan, still likely registered under Barb's name, still has the same modes and rates of failure as the later models of years. This means Chris is not only taking money from Barb, but also her car. Below was the cost to repair, which is probably way up now if it happens again, it will probably happen in the next 20k miles (32kkm).
Barb is also the one who paid for the repairs, registration, insurance, etc.

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It appears to be a 2007 Dodge Grand Caravan, might be an 06 or 05. Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not a major car freak and I know there are clones made by Chrysler.

Used car prices are at all time highs, and it is unlikely that he afford a new one for some time.

The most common problem on the 07 is a total transmission failure, most often reported at as low as 45k miles, Chris probably got that with a good 140k (225308.16km) miles on it, which would mean that it is probably going to fail at some point within the next 1k-15k (161km-24kkm) miles, Chris probably didn't do an oil check on it so it's probably black as night and filled with metal shavings. A replacement would run about $3.5k.

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If it is an 05, the most reported problem are broken power locks, not a huge one, but the second most reported are PREMATURE WEAR ON THE BRAKE PADS AND BRAKE ROTORS.
This is probably also something he will never get fixed or have checked, despite it being a cheap one, and if it does fail he's going to crash in heavy rainfall due to hydroplaning or simply not having enough braking power.

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Edit 1: He also doesn't know basic things like replacing coolant
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Chris had to drive something....

Still a raping bitch of a son though
 
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dumb idiot said:
A redditor is planning on live streaming Chris. link archive
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Wtf is the point of live-streaming Chris if he doesn’t have the balls to interact with him?! This is the most über autistic thing I’ve ever seen.

And who the fuck would watch it? People who’ve always dreamed about seeing Chris waddling around from a respectful distance?! The fuck?!?
Chef Hanlon said:
If only Chris had a less conspicuous license plate or at least parked a couple blocks away from the inn.
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It’s a shame Chris doesn’t have the brains or motorical skills to remove his license plate.

I fucking love the ideas of cancerous redditors running around all over town, taking pictures of every Grand Caravan they can find.
 
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Fapcop said:
Its not just weird it’s fucking pathetic.

Want to ween Chris and yell “DID YOU CREAMPIE HER CHRIS?!?”

Go ahead, I’m not going to stop you. I’ll probably chuckle and won’t even bother with a “Don’t pozload my neghole newfags!”


But this shit? Spending hours parked outside a motel and then gasp in wonder as the Autistic motherfucker himself shuffles by?

Nah, fuck that. It’s all kinds of pathetic and just proves that reddit has become a hive of cucks and faggots.
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Is very pathetic, which is why it's so entertaining. So don't discourage it.
 
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Fapcop said:
Its not just weird it’s fucking pathetic.

Want to ween Chris and yell “DID YOU CREAMPIE HER CHRIS?!?”

Go ahead, I’m not going to stop you. I’ll probably chuckle and won’t even bother with a “Don’t pozload my neghole newfags!”


But this shit? Spending hours parked outside a motel and then gasp in wonder as the Autistic motherfucker himself shuffles by?

Nah, fuck that. It’s all kinds of pathetic and just proves that reddit has become a hive of cucks and faggots.
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I find it amusing Chris is getting the kind of treatment usually reserved for people like Britney Spears. I wonder if we'll get a head shaving episode?
 
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