July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[rickjones218]

Legos or hookers. Probably both. Jesus.

Sorry dude, Hookers can't compete with good 'ol barbussy....

 

[Professor Iris]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

How....how the fuck does one spend $750 in a couple of days?!
Unless that went straight into hotel accomodations and food, I still can't fathom what else he could have spent it on.

No, buddy. We're just observing here.
The real weens are the inbred hicks actively stalking Chris, and those on Reddit making suggestions to yell "JULAAAAY" at him like a bunch of retards.

EDIT: Speaking of retards, I'm one for thinking a fortnight is 2 days. Thank you @tiggles.

 

[Cherry Popcicle.]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

Thats... impressive. Even IF he spent money on a hotel room, thats scary how fast he burned through money

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

Amount to pay the property: $383.89 Including taxes and fees

So $200 in the hole, take $750 from Barb, spend $383 on Regency Inn, blow the remaining $167 on garbage in one day.

Can you see where the ~$167 was spent?

 

[The Booba Expert]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

What the hell was he spending all that money on in 2 days??? Who even does that?

 

[ForgedBlades]

It would have to have been an ATM, right? Can you withdraw $500 from an ATM?

 

[Bellsprout]

Sometimes I think this forum is fucking stupid but at least we aren't Reddit. Spending your Sunday stalking a mom rapist sounds like a newly invented level of hell.

 

[Doomguy246]

Who's going to alert Chris Hansen? He is the vulture that finishes stories like this.

I agree with Unknown Archive on YT: Hansen would get this guy freed by fucking up the investigation.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Amount to pay the property: $383.89 Including taxes and fees

So $200 in the hole, take $750 from Barb, spend $383 on Regency Inn, blow the remaining $167 on garbage in one day.

so what do you think he spent it on? food? toys? some bigger plans ahead? or maybe he had a brief moment of clarity when one of the brain cells flying around his mind like a fly finally hit something and he figured he should pull it all and carry cash?

 

[FMW13]

Spoiler: hotel stalker

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Brah Look at this dude.

 

[Covfefe]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

It's hard to believe that one man could so thoroughly ruin his own life so quickly. No awareness or self preservation at all. He's going to be destroyed before the courts even have a chance.

 

[killtheYids]

Spoiler: hotel stalker

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Looks like Stop Speedy from the IP2 forum. Lolcow material

 

[Muu]

Does null know what it's been spend on? Did he take it out in cash perhaps.

 

[RVNX]

Spoiler: hotel stalker

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Exactly what I expected from someone running an instagram account with hentai on it.

 

[Plebian]

He stole $750 from Barb's account.

Jesus, fuck yo momma steal her money I guess.

 

[Peal]

Can you see where the ~$167 was spent?

He only has email access. Logging into the bank accounts to see would be bad news for Null.

 

[Father Jack]

Quick update: The stalker was in Walmart looking for Chris and someone with a very high voice can be heard talking in the background. The chat thought it was Chris for a second but it turns out it was just an old lady asking the stalker to get them something on the top shelf.

Shit stream ngl.

 

[tropic]

If Chris is almost out of Funds, how is he going to pay for Gas?

 

[Swiss46]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

The optimistic view is that he spent it getting a week at the hotel and food. This requires forward planning and common sense so it probably didn't happen.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

It would have to have been an ATM, right? Can you withdraw $500 from an ATM?

According to Null, after paying shit off he had $167 left which he could have taken out in cash. But chances are he just went on a shopping spree.

If Chris is almost out of Funds, how is he going to pay for Gas?

I'm sure he'll steal more from Barb. No one physically stopped him so in his mind it's fine.