Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[Perspicacity]

I have a feeling Chris is referring to his imaginary friends

If we didn't have 15 minutes of some freak encouraging him to fuck Barb I would say that is more than possible but they appear to be in this dimension.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

If we didn't have 15 minutes of some freak encouraging him to fuck Barb I would say that is more than possible but they appear to be in this dimension.

Yeah, I agree, it's not Chris's fault that he raped his mother and kept doing it.

 

[Tinten]

Part of me wants to say Wise and Boyd are back. The other part, perhaps the wiser part, feels this is true. It's like Randy Stair shooting up a supermarket-- sure, maybe the signs were there, but it's so hard to believe the crazy bastard actually fucking did it.

 

[Niggolash]

I bet there was something in that book, like "don't do it everyday, keep at least 3 days long breaks to recover when banging old demented pussy".

I couldn't find anything significant about the number three, but here's a complete copy in case anyone else feels like poring through it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Part of me wants to say Wise and Boyd are back. The other part, perhaps the wiser part, feels this is true. It's like Randy Stair shooting up a supermarket-- sure, maybe the signs were there, but it's so hard to believe the crazy bastard actually fucking did it.

Given Chris is a Randy Stair fanboy it’s possible.

Wise and Boyd will probably never come back, only way I can see them return is if they want to murder Chris or A-Log about how they were good boys after all

 

[deso2y]

What do you think will make her happier? Dying alone and unloved knowing the only child who cared for you is locked up in a dangerous environment after committing a crime you don't even really remember happening and kinda encouraged or her loving Chris taking care of bills and making her feel loved even if it's in the wrong kind of way.

That's right, Chris CHAD was doing the whole thing out of altruism (just showin' mamma some love and giving her that BCWCC she yearned for), People here are REEEEing because:

• Most of them are Bobchu fans and they know damn well Chris-Chad reached places that Bobchu never could
• Most of them are Incels and are jealous that CWC finally got a boyfriend-free Girl
• They lust after Barb and hate how hard She Came for CWC

Seethe harder.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Wise and Boyd will probably never come back, only way I can see them return is if they want to murder Chris or A-Log about how they were good boys after all

They can come back to tell us that "In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs are going to win."

 

[ConspiracytoLaugh]

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A VALUABLE AND INFORMATIVE BOOK TO ADD ADDITIONAL GUIDANCE

That makes me wonder… is this book the ‘Input’ he described using in the text logs? Maybe the input wasn’t from a person at all. Just a theory though.

 

[G. Williamson]

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A VALUABLE AND INFORMATIVE BOOK TO ADD ADDITIONAL GUIDANCE

honestly I'm more terrified on what details are described in that fucking book.


Update: 441 pages long and so far I am not liking this one bit

 

[Action Orange]

Hind sight is 20/20. I can’t believe he thought it a good idea to do this, one, but to then brag about it, thinking that this wouldn’t get leaked if/when people found out? Chris is sick. He’s beyond help at this point.

My current schizo theory is that, on some deep level, chris knew how disgusting and wrong this all is, and his conscience wouldnt let him keep it a secret so he started to self sabotage.

Or maybe hes just a dumb sperg with no foresight and wanted to brag about getting some leg, and I'm overthinking it.

Prolly the second is true, but it's fun to theorize.

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

I couldn't find anything significant about the number three, but here's a complete copy in case anyone else feels like poring through it.

My fucking sides. I haven't even gotten to the actual book yet.

 

[G. Williamson]

My fucking sides. I haven't even gotten to the actual book yet.

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Not even 20 pages in and i'm dying already

 

[Sicko Hunter]

People pointing out the possibility of an external influence on chris doesn't mean they're defending him or saying he's innocent.

Considering in the call where he describes what he did he had a clearly eager woman to cheer on his motherfucking there is without a doubt some external influence. As people have pointed out here many times anytime Chris does something interesting a troll is behind it. Chris is a boring person on his own for the most part. I imagine it's some even more fucked up version of idea guys on Discord orchestrating this all. That all being said Chris still raped his mother and should and will be held accountable for it.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Considering in the call where he describes what he did he had a clearly eager woman to cheer on his motherfucking there is without a doubt some external influence. As people have pointed out here many times anytime Chris does something interesting a troll is behind it. Chris is a boring person on his own for the most part. I imagine it's some even more fucked up version of idea guys on Discord orchestrating this all. That all being said Chris still raped his mother and should and will be held accountable for it.

Chris has had people in his life trying to be a positive influence warning him about this shit. If he didn't learn after Idea Guys, if he didn't learn after Bluespike...

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Considering in the call where he describes what he did he had a clearly eager woman to cheer on his motherfucking there is without a doubt some external influence. As people have pointed out here many times anytime Chris does something interesting a troll is behind it. Chris is a boring person on his own for the most part. I imagine it's some even more fucked up version of idea guys on Discord orchestrating this all. That all being said Chris still raped his mother and should and will be held accountable for it.

I think that shit might get subpoenaed because if you think about it Chris Chan is a godsend to prosecutors and any federal agency that wants to dig through his interaction with trolls, troons, and some Idea Guys.

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

Considering in the call where he describes what he did he had a clearly eager woman to cheer on his motherfucking there is without a doubt some external influence. As people have pointed out here many times anytime Chris does something interesting a troll is behind it. Chris is a boring person on his own for the most part. I imagine it's some even more fucked up version of idea guys on Discord orchestrating this all. That all being said Chris still raped his mother and should and will be held accountable for it.

this isnt though a 13 year old telling chris to shove a sonichu medallion up his ass, this is chris raping his mom, even with out prompting he probably still would've done it, and if anything that troll who egged him on should be charged as accesory to rape.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

As people have pointed out here many times anytime Chris does something interesting a troll is behind it.

So you're finding this "interesting"? Tell you what - Chris was drinking his cum, slicing his taint and to my knowledge trooning out with 0 external influence and raping his own mother kinda falls more into the same category with those things, not with "interesting" stuff.

Considering in the call where he describes what he did he had a clearly eager woman to cheer on his motherfucking there is without a doubt some external influence.

Yeah, because how would he talk about it on record? "Fuck you, Chris, you are sick fuck, this is wrong, now, please, tell us how you have sex with your mom"? Or rather like this:

Don't get me wrong, they tried to get it from him for all the wrong reasons, but in the end we know what's happened. In other case, we would be sitting here, wondering "damn, who is that woman in her 50s that decided to fuck with Chris" without realizing the terrible truth behind it.

 

[TubeLord]

I couldn't find anything significant about the number three, but here's a complete copy in case anyone else feels like poring through it.

Thanks for sharing!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I just realized that the first and last vagina that Chris ever touched were the same, with a single hooker in between. He's like the Grover Cleveland of sex, and equally fat, which is one of the many reasons he ended up in this situation.

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

 

[G. Williamson]

I couldn't find anything significant about the number three, but here's a complete copy in case anyone else feels like poring through it.

Spoiler: NSFW

These are actual illustrations in that god damn book. hell the middle section of the book is filled with 5 drawings of mixed race disabled couples fucking.