July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[SaltyFanta]

HOW THE FUCK
DID HE BOUGHT A GUN OR SOMETHING?

My Guess is a switch and games. Not to forget the initial -$200 he had, which would've eaten a large chunk of the money.

 

[johnny5150]

Just received via email.

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It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

Did Chris buy a elderly escort?

 

[Aldora]

At least people can stop sperging about Chris going to Seattle now.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Orange juice, or piss jugs?

Depends on how brave you are

 

[Clownery]

How many nights in advance did he pay for the motel? $750 in a day, he's treating this like a vacation he's been saving up for instead of a order to stay away from his house. His incompetency is always surprising

The regency is like 56 a night, so for a week it would only be 392

100% sure the rest of it went to toys

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

I've been through shit in my life the average twatter and/or tumblrtard couldn't even imagine, and I've still thought trigger warnings were for fags.

You have singlehandedly changed my mind, this picture needed a trigger warning.

Nah, tr*gger w*rnings are still for fags.

 

[RVNX]

ginger boy just looked into chris car because thats not a bad idea at all

Average redditor.

 

[Daisymae]

I really hope this all blows over so he can get back to raping barb again.

she deserves it for everything she did to poor cole.

 

[Aldora]

My Guess is a switch and games. Not to forget the initial -$200 he had, which would've eaten a large chunk of the money.

He only had $167 left to spend, so not a Switch.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If Chris is almost out of Funds, how is he going to pay for Gas?

Suck it.

 

[Interchanger]

$338 spent at the hotel according to Null, someone else said it was $90 a night but I don't know if they got that off the hotel's website or what. So if that's accurate, he paid for three days at minimum?

I read it was like under sixty. 58 dollars or 55 dollars.

 

[Father Jack]

750 dollars just like that. In 2 days. And no doubt, he's gonna get more from some white knight somewhere.

Maybe, but if Chris got the money straight out of Barb's account before, couldn't he just take more out? If he still has access, that is.

 

[Kacho]

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you all know what to do.

Let me grab my chloroform and bag of dildos.

 

[rickjones218]

I really hope this all blows over so he can get back to raping barb again.

she deserves it for everything she did to poor cole.

He might mimic the actions of his favorite wrestler, Chris Benoit

 

[The Booba Expert]

womens clothes arent very complimenting in general i think. ive seen some cis women who look about as bad. usually ones with chris'... figure....

>unironically saying "cis" women instead of just real women

Please get off this website

 

[Bani]

When August 5th comes, probably both of them will come back with an eviction notice on the door.

Chris is the worst.

I doubt either of them will be coming back, especially Barb. Chris might risk arrest and try to rescue some Legos, though.

 

[ForgedBlades]

If he still has access, that is.

I don't see why he wouldn't. I doubt Barb even knows he took the 750.

 

[peanus weenus]

Isn't it scary that the moment reddit got an excuse they went to stalk Chris, harass him and dig up patti?

 

[Andrew Ryan]

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you all know what to do.

Ah yes, the Silent Hill 4 remake.

 

[Come On Fucking Guy]

THE STREAM IS DOWN FOR GOOD

The only thingbi learned from that stream is that the people who stalk Chris in url are just as retarded, and pozzed as he is. What a fucking waste of time...