July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[Quixotic Man]

Did anyone not expect Chris not to blow the money he stole from his rape victim?

Chris only way to cope with stress is to go out and spend money he doesn't have.

 

[sadtusk]

according to the reviews of Regency Inn, the place is fucking rancid.
so I'm sure Chris feels right at home.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Fuck these redditards.

Get out of my board and go back to reddit.

 

[bobatnight]

Have my updoots, kind stranger! You perfectly represent what reddit stands for! Take my gold!

Case and point, seething tranny lover cope harder

 

[Hogar Grupal]

$338 spent at the hotel according to Null, someone else said it was $90 a night but I don't know if they got that off the hotel's website or what. So if that's accurate, he paid for three days at minimum?

If that's the case, looks like it's back to sleeping in parking lots. Poor SOB couldn't wait until the 5th. Remember, this guy came close to a grand. I shouldn't be surprised trusting Chris with any money.

 

[The Booba Expert]

This is a shitshow, like watching clowns shit all over each other in the clown car.

That's something I'd never thought I'd read in my life. Seriously even reading about Chris rubbing Barb's G spot seemed more likely to read than this.

 

[Professor Iris]

That face when Chris sells the car and the clothes on his back to survive, only for the cops to give chase to arrest him for indecency laws and wind up tazing his fat ass as he flops like a whale on the sidewalk.

See, I can tie all of this narrative to that video just fine.

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

Fortunately, Null had the foresight to keep tabs on Chris via his e-mail.

Either way, I don't think he'd interfere if looney troon wants to make a mistake.

Yes, he notified the police, but never said he'd restrict access to the funds, or even if he can.

Null is well within his right to hand this sick fuck a shovel and let him continue to dig his grave.

 

[bobatnight]

You were the guy who wanted the inbred hick stalking Chris to pour Fanta in his engine, weren't you?
Don't be mad that we thought you were retarded for suggesting it.

If you say so

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I would not want to be the realtor that has to sell that house. Like the Sharon Tate house there's bad bad mojo there

The property is worth more with the house cleared off of it. An investor will buy the property, have the house demo’d, build a new home on the lot, and that will be that. If they’re smart they’ll do like they did with the DeFeo house and change the address of the lot. 14BC will be no more.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Someone needs to buy the house and try to preserve what's in it, maybe have a CWC museum of sorts. Imagine all of the vintage and unseen Sonichu drafts, videos on his camera, Bob memorabilia, etc

After what we know now...thank you but I'll pass

 

[ginny]

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according to the reviews of Regency Inn, the place is fucking rancid.
so I'm sure Chris feels right at home.

trash for trash ♥♥♥

 

[Eli Whitney]

Crossover episode?

 

[pensiveniglet]

It's all gone. Spent in 2 days.

Raping your senile mother, stealing money from her account and then managing to spend $350 a day of it on ????
Mall shopping sprees?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

we arent a collective and this isnt ur cool kids club fuck off

you'd probably be more comfortable at tumblr, nigger

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

The place has got to be crawling with bedbugs. Chris will bring them home or to jail and never get rid of them.

 

[Nuns with guns]

You guys are retards if you think Chris is fugitive or even trying to hide. There are no warrants against him, and it's likely he won't end up in prison after all, given how the state of VA has treated him in the past. I also seriously doubt he's considering suicide or having a master plan because he thinks this is all over. No, he probably just sees it as time out and expects to return to 14BC next week, if anything he's trying to cope with being away from his toys.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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theyre treating this like a fucking heist fuck me

 

[Humbert Humbert]

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oh Ethan, you never fail to disappoint.

 

[Guts]

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Oh my fucking god the third seal is breaking.