July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

BarbsGash said:
As someone who has run out of money a few times, I would try to sell my possessions first.
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That's the funny part. Chris can't access any of his stuff to sell right now, and whatever actions he takes to get by only makes the hole he's in even deeper.

Who knows what possessions he has at the moment, I'd bet he's more upset about not being in his material comfort zone than possibly facing impending sexual assault charges.
 
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Place your bets now boys. Who will be the first to cover this update about running out of funds and that fat fuck visiting his house?
  1. That retard GiBi
  2. Rogue the Lorefag
  3. Deadwing "I was an oldfag on 4chan I swear" Dork
  4. That other nigger who I forgot the name of that has a shitty profile picture and calls his videos sonichu insanity (That guy should unironically consider killing himself)
  5. Some other reddit big wholesome chungus influencer like Critikal
Edit: Fucked up the formatting. Fixed.
 
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Diggus Bickus said:
What the fuck did he spend all this fucking money on? Legos to play in his hotel room?
I remember someone saying that with how much of an idiot he is with money, he only had a week of funds at most.
I can't say this is surprising, but god damn Chris keeps proving people here there's no hope.
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I was calculating roughly how long he could stay at the Regency on the money he filched, and I figured he'd blown enough of his money on toys that he'd run out in four or five days at most. Motherfucker decided to do a speedrun instead. I wish I could say I was surprised, but Chris handles his money like a crackhead.
 
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Diggus Bickus said:
Place your bets now boys. Who will be the first to cover this update about running out of funds and that fat fuck visiting his house?
  1. That retard GiBi
  2. Rogue the Lorefag
  3. Deadwing "I was an oldfag on 4chan I swear" Dork
  4. That other nigger who I forgot the name of that has a shitty profile picture and calls his videos sonichu insanity (That guy should unironically consider killing himself)
  5. Some other reddit big wholesome chungus influencer like Critikal
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The Greene County Police will provide those deets
 
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Somebody tagged Frank Hassle in Ralph's thread.
Oh great, now we have the Trifecta of failure: An unfunny man who looks like a vagrant, an unfunny gay gunt, and an unfunny soon-to-be-a-vagrant.
 
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thenamestheygivearedumb said:
If the van is in his name he could always take out a title loan on it. Get a couple hundred that way. By the time they show up to take the van it’ll already be broke down anyway.
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i dont think chris comprehends just how much he COULD do if he really wanted to be on the run.

everyones thinking what hes gonna do but were all thinking with adult brains.
chris is a child. he sees this the same way a kid thinks of running away from home, with all the money he could want for toys and dino nuggies.
if you wanna ask urself what he'll do next, you gotta think like a kid. hell, find an 8 y/o and ask them- theyll know best.

dont actually do that tho
dont go introducing children to the concept of chris chan
 
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All the discord and reddit shit was boring so im here in coomer hell.

You guys think ralph will actually do it? Will anyone have the balls and be stupid enough to do it?
 
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