8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[jason analberg]

The merge is going to happen when their gunts touch.

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

why would you watch a teen autist watching a middle aged autist go meet another middle aged autist

The internet is a weird place

 

[Euler's identity]

Fuck sake this bird of his is a right annoying cunt. Hope Chris lashes out to be honest.

 

[lost_n'_confused]

Why would Ethan Ralph marry a horse?
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Being a pig, he could have dragged something worse along.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Update 3:30 PM EST: Ethan is planning to IRL stream the search: https://odysee.com/@theralphretort:1/chris-chan-search-party:8

As of about 2:00 PM EST on Sunday, August 1st, Ethan Ralph has stated his intent to locate CWC and "drag him" to Ethan's house to record an episode of the Killstream in which they cast aspersions on Josh Moon. An unnamed associate whose name or username begins with "H" is currently stalking Chris through the streets of Richmond, Virginia in an attempt to locate Chris.

As of about 2:50 PM EST, Ethan has said that he plans to go to Chris' hotel himself.

Here are the tweets in which Ethan outlines his plans and the steps he is taking to realize them:

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Tweet / https://archive.md/gZ6MZ

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Tweet / https://archive.md/Q7Aft

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Tweet / https://archive.md/PSUuX

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Tweet / https://archive.md/DwR5v

What nonsense will he induce Chris into saying about Josh? Will he face legal consequences for abducting a mentally incompetent person and interfering in a police investigation? Discuss this ongoing sequence of events here.

Ralph has done some amazingly stupid shit in his life, this fucking takes the cake. God fucking speed.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hold on to your seats! They're going to get MILKSHAKES!

 

[Vardo]

can we get a poll up for what we think will happen?

My guess is Gunty attempts to seduce Chris using his whale of a woman in hopes of having a big fat autistic threesome. Sadly for gunt Chris is into the more “mature” ladies.

 

[Demonslayer1776]

Considering May has fucked both Ralph and Digibro, Chris might actually have a chance to have sex with a woman other than his mother

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

"parking lots are scary places" - what?

 

[Chemocamel]

How long has the stream been up? His address is about 25 minutes from Chris' motel

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Holy fucking shit his voice is grating.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

I am watching an alcoholic obese man with his pedophile fiance trying to find another obese man who says he's a woman to try and get laid. This timeline is insane

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

ralphamale grindset rule #36: give peace offerings to self-admitted incest rapists.

 

[Jim Lampley]

Gunts GF sounds high as fuck dude

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Let the record show that I could bury this right now by warning Chris about the dangerous felon and lolicon dressed in children's clothing.

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But why would I do that?

I’m conflicted as to whether it’s funnier if they meet naturally or if Chris tries to run to the cops for protection from Ralph.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

These two faggots are painfully admitting that they know nothing about Chris


THEY'VE FOUND THE VAN!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

THEY HAVE FOUND THE VAN! They are about to make contact people!

 

[Euler's identity]

How long has the stream been up? His address is about 25 minutes from Chris' motel

They've just arrived at his car.

 

[tropic]

At least they got there fast, holy shit. I would not have been able to take 20 minutes of them talking

 

[Jew Lover 1488]