July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

this is literally the slowest fucking hunt ive seen in my life jfc
 
Five Nights At Chrissy's said:
hey guys did you know that chris doesn't like pickles because they remind him of penises or something that's pretty funny ain't it man it sure would be epic if someone ordered a bunch of them to his hotel room or something!
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I have an even better idea what if, like, someone showed up with a pizza entirely covered with pickles and to make it even more awesome, they actually literally wore a pickle suit!
 
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Imagine this scenario.
You are with your family when a smelly striped sweater autist comes to rent a room.
You think fuck it too late to get a refund.
Then a day later a fat smelly alcoholic with a picachu girl come and disturb your rest by sperging out in the parking lot.
Restless public
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They think Chris is watching their stream and talking right below his floor about what rooms hes in and how they should plan this, and they think he's going to even open his fucking door if he hears or sees any of this? That junkie zoomer earlier would probably have a better chance now.
 
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Arocyt said:
They think Chris is watching their stream and talking right below his floor about what rooms hes in and how they should plan this, and they think he's going to even open his fucking door if he hears or sees any of this? That junkie zoomer earlier would probably have a better chance now.
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they're delusional morons. Chris is more likely to be screeching like a retard to his magical rocks to get the merge to happen.
 
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Andrew Ryan said:
Man the stalkers aren't even funny, If I was them I would record like I was doing an animal documentary.
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"The fat stinky autist stalks his prey with derpy look on his face"
The Booba Expert said:
What the hell was he spending all that money on in 2 days??? Who even does that?
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I would assume rent if it we're anyone other than Chris, but who cares about paying for a place to live when there's plastic crap to buy...
 
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Mr. Jones said:
his walk speed is like a fucking leper
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He's fucking fat.
DarthBrooks said:
PL here. I work in DRC(department of rehabilitation and corrections) If Chris does get charged for fucking his mother (very disturbed to have to type that) he will get labeled as a GSC (gross sexual contact) and not put in GP (general population). His mental handicaps would label him as protected, and would be put with others like him in a seperate block (should he go to a correctional institute). He would probably even have to have seperate rec, and either have chow in his block, or be escorted to chow hall and eat separately. Again assuming he will go to a CI, he would go to a tier 2/1. He isn't considered dangerous at this point.
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I agree with this. Any time you go down for shit that would make people want to literally kill you for what an absolutely sick fuck you are, you get PC. Being a literal motherfucker is in this category, assuming he doesn't get sent to a loony bin to sit there like Sling Blade listening to J.T. Walsh talk about his heinous sex crimes.
 
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