8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

Ralph wouldn’t bother getting the vaccine to visit his dying mother in the hospital (RIP), yet he had no problem jumping in his car and driving to a motel with his tranny girlfriend to get ran away by a single staff person after stalling in the parking lot for half a hour. Afterwards, they reward themselves by stuffing there fat faces with food.

“We tried.”

When was the last time you saw your son, Ralph?
 
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The e-celebs showed up to Augie's snipe to shit on Ralph, I'll edit if I find any other funny ones.
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(mantsu was holding the camera when this comment was made)
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Touhoku Style said:
Doubt it's RHD. It's a newer Nissan Sentra and Ralph is too retarded to figure out how to import a car that's not legally allowed in the country (import laws require cars be over 25 years for import, or other very specific things that his car obviously doesn't meet). Plus it would be a huge waste of money, but I guess I can't really put that past him lol.
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Oh I know the rules on importing vehicles and getting around the DoT laws and shit (have a FD, because I'm a fucking weeb); which is why I said I know Ralph isn't a weeb/ricer. He doesn't come across as the type who'd go through the process to get something like that for himself, nor do I think he's generous enough to go through the process for his loli-worshipping weeb wife. But the drive-through being on the passenger side... never seen it before, they're usually on the driver side, since there's always at least someone driving... for now... until technology takes over.
 
Spaghetti Policy said:
Ralph wouldn’t bother getting the vaccine to visit his dying mother in the hospital (RIP), yet he had no problem jumping in his car and driving to Charlottesville with his tranny girlfriend to get ran away by hotel staff after stalling in the parking lot for half a hour. Afterwards, they reward themselves by stuffing there fat faces with food.

“We tried.”

When was the last time you saw your son, Ralph?
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Don't worry. He's hopping on a plane and going to court to fight that PO tomorrow. For real.
 
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