July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

How hard is it to 1) order a pizza 2) have the horseface woman act like she's doordash and knock on a random door on each floor and say pizza delivery.

There is no way Chris-Chan would turn down free food seeing how he has no money coming in until tomorrow.
 
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Imagine...

You wake up in the morning, it's july 27th. You're done having sex with your mom that day. Everything's fine and dandy as sonichu and his friends congratulate you as another successful G-spot stimulation day. After a while, you talk with your friend Joshua Moon who was chosen by the CWC Council as the TRUE & HONEST defender of CWCville, telling him that the good vibrations and vibes have been blessing your life lately. Josh feels happy, he sees you're showing what he wants to see in you... even if you're not. And he doesn't have to know that... does he? Later in the day, you get a call from a TRUE & HONEST fan of yours... one that wants to know more about you. Great, an interview. So you tell them everything they're asking for and arranging for you, and you let the little detail about your boyfriend free girl slip. They ask you more about it, and since the goddesses are saying they're good people well, who else to trust but them right? You in good faith tell them that your mother is your boyfriend free girl, and the one that's giving you china. After that call, you feel very happy and satisfied that you could tell that to someone, and that someone was satisfied to hear your greatness. They text you, and you continue to tell them the tale through text. After that, you enjoy your day with legos and go to bed.

Two to three days pass... you wake up blissfully, to check the internet first. You see that you're globally trending, and a smile undoubtedly forms on your face. It's the confirmation you were waiting for. For people to finally recognize how amazing you are. But then the world around you darkens. The goddesses frown upon you, and the vibrations and magical spirits only sour and get negative when you see why you're trending. You're trending because those TRUE & HONEST fans have revealed to the world your actions, and at first you are confused. You're pleasing your own mother and doing what MISTER C ROBERTCHU couldn't. So, why would they be upset? You see them calling it rape, and you've heard that word before. You think it's a buzzword, like calling someone racist, yet you know deep down you can't defend yourself from this. So instead, you let your tranny friends do the twitter fighting for you and go in recluse. One of your few friends contacts you about this, and you preach to him the word of Godbear and the vibrations. He demands a straight answer, and you give it to him making him swear to his HONESTY that he will not screencap the reply. However, he betrays your dimension. He screencaps it.

The farms are active, and talking about you. You're scared because those dang dirty trolls are at it again. Your only best friend Joshua Moon contacts you further about this, and you try to give him the magical words, yet he doesn't budge. You give him straight answers, and out of the goodness of his heartchu, he will help you. Jerkops arrive on your door and take you away from your boyfriend free girl, putting an order called "EPO" that you don't exactly understand... yet you also don't care to understand. You need some method of survival. What would the CPUs do in this situation? What would you, in this dimension, do so the balance of the universe stays steady before the dimensional merge? You think, and quickly realize your boyfriend free girl has more money than you. Considering Joshua is helping you, it should be fine to take some and re-send it once Joshua sends you that GoFundMe money, right?

Joshua then decides to confront you about this, even though this is the blessing that came upon you. He is acting irrational, with bad vibrations and aura like the trolls... he blocks you afterward. He's probably delusional, or being possessed by blackchu. This doesn't matter to you for the time being, so you go to the mall to keep those good vibes and magical auras flowing steady. However, you see more eyes glance upon you as you're there. More people talking about you. Your paranoia seeps in, so you decide to get in your car and drive away as far as possible without wasting much gas, and you find an inn. Another blessing. You pay as much money as you can for the inn to help you take a spot of shelter before you swap bodies with Sonichu, and decide to hide for the time being. Jerkops try to get to you... saying you "violated an EPO order", although they're just talking nonsense. You're still safe...

...Only for a seething fat man to come in his car and start screaming the equivalent of JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY at the top of his lungs outside of your motel room. A single of moment of reality kicks in. You don't give him attention, and you watch him be more of a waste of human life that you ever could believe you are.
 
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