July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

Bubble Ba'ath said:
Yaniv about to show up outside that hotel room with an emergency delivery of tampons for cwc.

Then the tacticool squad from the Tranch comes in guns blazing to perform an extraction.

Incest Saga ends Waco Style after chase back to the Tranch.
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remember gta v in that mission where Micheal meets dave at the observatory to meet FIB agents, but then a bunch of other organizations show up and it turns into a massive crossover/shootout? this stream gives me those vibes
 
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Chris is bridging the gap between other lolcows and his IRL trolls. This is really shaping up to be the final arc. It's been an honor, men.
 
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Chris Chan Manhunt (2021, colorized)
 
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Clownery said:
If Chris was a smart man he'd would have bought a tub of crayola, make and sell medallions to the dumbass outside for 20 a pop.

He'd have enough to pay off his debt and and buy the moon afterwards judging by how many weens are out there,
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Nah man... If Chris was smart he’d make an Onlyfans with Barb.

He’d rake in thousands from weens who’ll join “for da lulz” and even more thousands from deviants who want to watch an 80 year old woman get eaten out by her autistic transwoman son.
 
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He's turning around. He got a tip that Chris has been sighted.

Edit: Rumours are that Chris committed suicide. OH SHIT.
That BETTER be a troll.
 
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AnOminous said:
Holy Christ this bitch whinnies and neighs. Horse face fucking cunt. She should kill herself after being rejected by even Chris-Chan, who wouldn't even open the door for a horse face whore like her.
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gotta say I'm blessed to be on kiwifarms' side. I forgot how ruthless you guys can be with insults lol
 
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cancermonger said:
remember gta v in that mission where Micheal meets dave at the observatory to meet FIB agents, but then a bunch of other organizations show up and it turns into a massive crossover/shootout? this stream gives me those vibes
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Cyrax makes a 'song' about it later, and Labelle draws a comic about how it was all about love torn apart by society's kinkshamers. David Hopkins then makes a a comic about the rape but cwc and barbara are tiny toons now and hes clearly getting off on it being pornographic.

.....This really is starting to sound like an actual dimensional merge now.
 
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the McD Mighty Wings said:
uh oh. They said there are 4 cops at Chris' hotel room. Something might actually happen on this stream.
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Well, they kind of need to get around to arresting him at some point. It's hard to imagine a reality where he literally admitted to fucking his mom and somehow doesn't get arrested. Am I out of my mind on that?

Because I really feel like I have descended into insanity the past few days.
 
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heathercho said:
Perhaps he wants Godbear to give him a new name or rather REChristen him as Christian so he can start this over.
Or if he re-finds Leonard Bearstein, the dimensional merge can take place.
Or he can go back to Manchester High and re-commence his glory days.
Maybe he's gone to buy lego to re-create Lego Manchester High.

Or maybe it's just somewhere were he went with Bob and family lives around there, a place that he knows and can recognize as "here is mall, in Virginia, you know this place".

I really want it to involve Godbear though.
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I have to say I appreciate this Bites the Dust theory for Chris.
 
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