8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[Sundae]

What a time to be alive.

 

[Liber Pater]

Truly, the merge is upon us

 

[Bassomatic]

Any idea was it a warrant ?

 

[Emo Crow]

We've just witnessed something incredible

 

[evilsponge]

What a wild ride

 

[Childe]

Anyone sucking Ethan Ralph’s dick over this is a huge fag.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph can't even take the W without saying some dumb shit about how he (somehow?) made money off Null

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

"THE MERGE IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, WE ARE LIVING IT" says Chris

well there you have it folks

Suddenly, behind Ralph spawns a huge portal. It sucks him into the CWCville dimension along with everything around him. He said we are living it. We are indeed.

 

[LargeChoonger]

"WE MIGHT GO VISIT THE JAIL, WHY NOT"

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

This thread is moving so fast nobody is gonna see that Nier is confirmed alive.

 

[kidney]

Leaving my mark. I can't absolutely fucking believe this is happening. My brain can't even process this shit, I tune into the livestream just to see him getting stuffed into a patrol car. My god

 

[RJ MacReady]

I never thought Chris would be this interesting again.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Chris maintained his dignity during the arrest better than Ralph did.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Why is everyone who streams such an obnoxious cunt

 

[StraightShooter2]

Ralph may be a piece of shit pedophile but that was some good content.

A broken clock can be right twice a week I guess...

 

[SirQuicksand]

COPS: Ruckersville edition

 

[Grumbles]

Imagine being these cops arresting an obese weirdo and another obese faggot is screeching at you with a video camera and a posse screaming about a "dimensional merge"

 

[DonaldJTrump]

NOT THE FUCKING WEEKND AGAIN!

 

[The Demon]

now arrest ralph for being a witness

 

[Spooky Bones]

"Josh dropped him, maybe we'll pick him up"

What an immense faggot