8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[Mango Tequila]

FUCK it went private

 

[©©©]

He got arrested in a fucking Sonichu shirt.

 

[Jimbobaggins]

The fucking Jerkops finally got him, Cant wait for the Jail arc

 

[There'll be another time]

Tuned in just in time to catch the ending and can't keep with the pure speed of the thread.

What a fucking night, most bizarre weekend I've had in quite some time

 

[Unpleasant]

Man, imagine what 2022 is going to be like.

 

[break these cuffs]

Sorry I'm late.

Ralph got Chris arrested for quality content. What a world. IP2 meets Chris-Chan.

I don't even know what to say. These people are insane. You KNOW Ralph is going to brag to his child about that moment. You have nothing else going for you other than getting somebody arrested. Congratulations.

Ralph will never talk to his child. His son is a bastard who will never know his father. Until that retard Faith runs back to Gunt because she's a stupid bitch.

 

[Hamadryad]

its like the avengers but retards on the internet, there all coming together to give us the greatest crossover ever. cant wait for the after credits DSP cameo in the jail.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

The world is ending and these events are proof

 

[Donutcapybara]

Chris was arrested by the cops, and Ralph livestreamed it. The world has gone fucking mad, and we have a front row seat.

holy shit, did someone archived the video? the stream looks dead now

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Like 10 other people were out there just waiting for Chris to get arrested

 

[Andrew Neiman]

It's a significant Christorical document, but it would have been a lot better without the "YOOOO WOAAAAHHH OOOHH YEAAHAHH HWWOWOOAAAHHH YWAHH LOOK UP KILLSTREAM HAHAHAHOOOHOOO YOOOHAAAAA!!!!" narration.

 

[Fapcop]

Hoooly fucking shit!

OPL JUST GOT VAN’D

Never thought I’d live to see that shit live on YouTube.

Farmers are crying because they know there’s about to be 400 pages about “What will Chris do in jail without internet or Legos?!”

Ralph is laughing all the way home because he got to be internet famous for a day and throw in some digs at Null.


Also: I just gotta say: For a fat dude with rapidly graying hair, that’s a pretty hot chick Ralph got there. Talk about a 4 banging a 7 or 8.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

I've skipped thru the stream a few times to try and find chris getting arrested does anyone have a time stamp?

 

[CrowdControl]

The last few days have been an insane roller coaster.

I can't wait to hear all about it again on Friday.

 

[Terrorist]

GodBearJesus wept

 

[LUNEKO]

My only question is, why did it take the police officers 7 years to respond to this call?

Probably because they where notified Ralph and other retards where stalking the scene and wouldn't be alone so they had to take precautions

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This is like a autism singularity that's a sign the end times are upon us.

 

[derivativeHack]

 

[The Demon]

ralph must feel very manly after yelling at someone across the street who's in handcuffs after actively avoiding chris for an hour and getting someone else to knock on the motel room after purposefully picking the wrong motel rooms and being pushed away by a janitor while also only coming in the first place after getting an entire posse behind to do his dirty work for him

i'd feel pretty manly after that too