July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

so what's gonna happen to that 2002 caravan? hopefully it gets taken to the junkyard.

 

[HippieCrackUser]

"IN 2021 SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN FOR CHRIS"

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Are they arresting him because of the rape, or is this because of something else?

From what I could hear Chris saying to the cops, Chris was talking about how "The bat fell out accidentally from my bag and I never intended to use it", so here's my prediction:

Constant ween calls from leddit prompt police to go investigate what was being nonstop reported to them. They go to talk to Chris, and he spergs out and pulls out that goddamn baseball bat he carries around and answers the door with it in his hands. He does his usual tard thing where he refuses to comply, and the cops arrest him for brandishing a weapon (or at least put him in cuffs and drive him down to the station to get this shit sorted out away from the crowds).

 

[King Kiwi]

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So majestic

our goddess everyone

 

[yro'ue*]

What a long, strange.....strange journey it has been.

It's only just begun, my friend.

 

[SaltyFanta]

THIS IS OUR GENERATION'S WATERGATE

It really shows the power of the internet when some dude from the middle of nowhere can fuck his mom and trend harder than the olympics.

 

[WutangLee]

Who knows what the status is. Maybe they made Barb a ward of the state, or it could just be because Chris stole 750 from Barb

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So, who is Chris going to call? Certainly not Barb or Null.

 

[King Kiwi]

"IN 2021 SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN FOR CHRIS"

Yes

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I too am requesting that clip.

Anyway they better make the court hearing public. How much do we think the cops know about him?

 

[Acidious]

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[yro'ue*]

So, who is Chris going to call? Certainly not Barb or Null.

DON'T CALL ANYONE

 

[SaltyFanta]

We just witnessed the torch be passed from Chris to Ralph. Ralph made himself *VERY* visible to the Chris-Chan trolls and I doubt they will just rest while Chris gets funneled through the Viginia court system.

Ralph has pozloaded my negholep, and now the poop is on his finger.

 

[Five Nights At Chrissy's]

well, that's it now

unless he's being taken into protective custody, i wouldn't expect anything until the trial

 

[OrionBalls]

He should be arraigned in Henrico district court at 8:30 AM tomorrow. Court is open to the public. Do not try to bring a phone or a camera in or start any shit, there is plenty of law enforcement presence there and they will not hesitate to arrest.

We don't pozload my neghole, here. We take the piss out of it.
ETA- I find it weird that he calls Derpy Hooves "Muffins." What kinda pegasister is he?

 

[Aldora]

I hope Rocky is near her phone.

 

[No_one]

THIS IS OUR GENERATION'S WATERGATE

Say what you want, but Nixon didn't rape a senior citizen who happened to be his mother afaik.

 

[Kimmaay]

holy fuck still basking in the afterglow. I hope someone captured that shit.

 

[shitcrash]

video's private all we have are our screenshots for now

 

[SaltyFanta]

"IN 2021 SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN FOR CHRIS"

With how crazy 2020 was, the merge doesn't seem as far fetched anymore.