Chris has been arrested

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You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This CHICANERY ? He's done worse. That 750$ deposit! Are you telling me that he just happened to get money at that time? No! He orchestrated it! Chris! HE BURNED DOWN HIS OWN HOUSE! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have.

I took him into my own forum! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the boyfriend free girls! But not our Chris! Couldn't be precious Chris! Grifting them blind! And HE gets to be an lol cow? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You...

@Null voocaroo pls
 
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Where the fuck was the previous arrest video thread?

Anyway, I love to see this edited to be the "ladies and gentlemen, we got em" meme. Also coincidentally its him explaining the dimensional merge so roflmao.

 
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Clownery said:
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[Chris]: "I am Chris chan sonichu, your goddess blue heart, and I continue to stand strong and I maintain everything but goodwill and my sonichus and rosechus and everybody"
[Ralph]: "You're about live to 30000 people Chris chan"
[Crowd guy]: "how do you plead?"
[Chris]: "well I" (cutoff or stopped talking)
[Ralph]: "so you said you're taking everything in stride and said you're good?"
[Chris]: "yeah, I keep (in/it) good faith, everything is going to work out"
[Ralph]: "doing good feeling good?"
[Chris]: "yeap"
[Ralph]: "how have the last few days been i know its been stressful"
[Chris]: "bit stressful but, I've taken it one moment at a time and, I have my loves"
[Crowd guy]: "Josh moon like, did you dirty?"
[Chris, not sure addressing Crowd guy or Cop]: "oh, well thats, just a one thing that you (get? muffled)
[Chris, talking to cop that begins to pat him down]: "feel free to- just go ahead and (take it? Thats just my little photo of my?)Muffins my little pony, I promise theres nothing besides that- it fell off my bag and I did not want to lose it
[Cop takes whatever Chris had][Chris]: "please i would like that (in/to) my collection"
[Ralph talks to Jessie cop begins patting down Chris]
[Cop talks to Chris, Chris talks but hard to hear what]
[Cop]: "do you have anything else on you"
[Chris]: " I have nothing else on me"
[Cop, sadly, has to touch Chris's manboobs probably tells him that]
[4:44 PM]
[Chris]: "I understand"
[Chris]: "i have no (keys?) I have no (drugs? Lol) on me, like I said, chris- (there you go hahah? Probably laughing at Cop touching his boobs)
[Chris]: "That felt good!"
[Cop]: "okay let's have a seat"
[Crowd guy] "Christine is the merge coming?"
[Chris]: "Its happening now were on the very last (merge? Break?)-
[Chris]: "were living it"
[Chris turns to Cops]: (I couldn't make anything out but Chris saying heroes, possibly explaining the merge to cops)
[Ralph]: "well there goes Chris chan"

Whoever made this claim it you have better ears then I
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At this point, Chris is so deluded that even being locked up would do nothing, only a matter of time before he start seeing things that are not real, or start hearing voices.
If it's not already the case.
 
As I said in the other thread, I couldn't even imagine the lull in activity (as far as I was aware of) was just building up to explode in such a spectacular way in the past two days. I'm still laughing about all of this.
 
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