Chris has been arrested

[spinch]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

working from home

 

[dramamine]

WAIT could this mean that.... oh no..... did the results from barb's rape kit come back positive?

 

[Symalsa]

What are the charges?

1) Rape?

2) violation of EPO+ theft?

3) Both 1 + 2?

Im thinking it’s both.

 

[Haesindang Park]

20 pages already. Nice one guys.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

He's going to end up in a mental ward of some sort.

Here's hoping that the mental ward has good internet.

 

[Cantercoin]

Fuck me why does all the fun shit happen when I'm at work

 

[ISP]

So is reddit gonna bail him out to try and scrape up some more content?

 

[Twinkletard]

So where exactly does Chris go from here?

Jail for a while, then probably homelessness after we all forget who he was.

 

[averagetoid]

Is there any timeline as totally scuffed as this?

 

[I AM FUNNY]

better call saul

 

[cubot]

Discord 2019 - Eurobeat Brony ft. Odyssey (song only)

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[SaidNoOneEver]

Imagine if that fake suicide had really taken this place down for good a couple weeks ago.

 

[AmazingEagle]

So where exactly does Chris go from here?

Prison or the nuthouse.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

What a day. Unreal to see it all happen live.

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the Kiwi Farms last for a thousand years, autists will still say, “This was their finest hour.”

 

[McSneaks]

he isn't going to be sent to jail.
Worst case, he is sent to a psychiatric hospital and be there for some years till they convince him Sonichu isn't real and there is no dimensional merge.
Chris is, officially, disabled. Through the eyes of the state, he is mentality challenged and therefore, he won't be accountable for the shit he has done. He will be painted as a crazy person.
But fear not, you guys are being pessimistic. This can be the end yes... or, the beginning of something even grander.

Not at all how it works retard you might want to go ahead and do some research. He had to have been insane AT THE TIME OF THE CRIME (which occured every three days) and had no idea what he was doing.

Being "disabled" doesn't make you insane lmao? There's schizophrenics in jail.

He preplanned, slowly worked up to, bought books, kept it a secret, knew it was his mom, etc. How did he not understand what he was doing? Also, "some years", they don't just let him out if he stops believing in sonichu. He's also been arrested before, been to court, had fines, a credit card, etc. How is that "disabled in the eyes of the state". You think being mentally challenged means you can't get sent to jail? LOL NIGGER PLEASE

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I do wonder what else we will find out. Quite some stuff might drop in the upcoming days.

 

[dacwcman68]

This whole event is like if 9/11 happened on Groundhog Day. It just keeps fucking happening.

 

[anon4890201]

This is not the end. It's not over till it's OVER

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

The series finale has finally come.

 

[Iamthatis]

The scene of Chris getting arrested and telling the crowd gathered to gawk that he is their goddess. It parallels parts of the John Waters film Female Trouble. Christ is truly the Dawn Davenport of the internet. Life imitating art imitating life…its A surreal time to be alive.