Chris has been arrested

[kiwifarmuser]

I was literally on the can taking a dump. How poetic.

Where were you when Chris Chan got arrested?

 

[Fapcop]

It's happening! To be on the verge of being shoved in a cop car and shout that the dimensional merge is coming - can't wait for trial. If he calls Magi-chan to the stand as a character witness I'd be happy forever.

Everything about that arrest was epic and went beyond my wildest expectations!

From Chris introducing himself as “Sonichu” to a police officer to hearing him yell about godhood and the merge while surrounded by jerkops was just... *chef’s kiss*

If the trial is half as good as the arrest, we can just close the farms and get a new hobby because NOTHING will ever fucking top it!

 

[Danilla]

Chris, if he isn't absolutely retarded, might have an ok legal defense team for a bit. His possessions are very important to christiorians and his extensive lego collection could be used to cover the costs. Again, not sure how much its worth but id assume that he could at least get A legal defense with the money.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Where were you when Chris Chan got arrested?

I had closed the guntstream to head home from work as everyone was freaking out about cop cars showing up. Got home and instantly opened KF again to the highlight being CWC being arrested

 

[BananaBlue]

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

How many beers would you niggers need to fuck Chris chan? Like for real.

Don't be pussies

I would need alcohol poisoning

 

[Bloodypinky]

That police officer will soon regret placing him in the front seat.

 

[Ancient Greek Statue]

End of a fucking era. Chris didn't go out with a whimper but with a bang.

 

[Hmmpf!]

This is basically an illustration of the speed y'all posting:


Just like how Chris fucked Barb idk.

 

[maguyver16]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

Here tbh

 

[Prester John]

YES YES YES YES YES

NO NO NO NO NO

Sex Object

 

[GET]

 

[Arietis]

So where exactly does Chris go from here?

A police station, then a temporary cell while they decide how to handle it. Then the asylum.

 

[penismuncher89]

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I am so glad I witnessed these threads. God it's been a crazy fucking weekend

how do you have this? CWCiki has been down for days

 

[AnimeAvatard]

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Thank you and screw you for posting this

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Next thing you know five other happenings in the span of eight hours will take place once I actually go to bed properly this time.

 

[Exuvia]

Christory's final chapter begins with Ethan Ralph injecting himself into it. It still doesn't feel right.

 

[cruderudedude]

It's worth noting that there are a lot of weens coming out of the woodwork trying to flog off whatever 'merchandise' or signed junk they got from Chris. Try and document it too.

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euch, like having a John Wayne Gacy original. Very cursed object

 

[ChonkyNeko]

The court case is gonna be one to follow, i bet.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Is the cwcki completely down?