Chris has been arrested

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Tyrell said:
Chris, if he isn't absolutely retarded, might have an ok legal defense team for a bit. His possessions are very important to christiorians and his extensive lego collection could be used to cover the costs. Again, not sure how much its worth but id assume that he could at least get A legal defense with the money.
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Thinking Chris would sell his legos? You must be new here
 
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This whole weekend, basically:

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I still can't believe the gunt himself actually made it there. I'm placing my bet on gunt trying to post bail in exchange for an interview with the literal mother fucker.
 
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What a time to be a christorian, I always imagined this could happen (granted not this way) but it’s really something to see this happen after all these years. Don’t know what else to say in reality, can’t wait to see the mugshot and arrest reasons
 
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Chazzed Up said:
Thread went down faster than I could catch up, did anyone figure out why Chris was in the front seat of the cop car? I don't think I've ever seen that with an arrest versus a situation of being placed into protective custody.
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Yeah the whole thing is weird. Getting arrested on a sunday rarely happens unless the crime is big. But putting someone in the front seat usually happens for small things.
 
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Tyrell said:
Chris, if he isn't absolutely retarded, might have an ok legal defense team for a bit. His possessions are very important to christiorians and his extensive lego collection could be used to cover the costs. Again, not sure how much its worth but id assume that he could at least get A legal defense with the money.
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bruh. How much do you think lawyers cost lol. "an ok legal defense team" you mean a public defender? Or you're gonna pay those multi-thousand dollar an hour professionals with custom melted funkos?
 
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Scarlett Johansson said:
Mother daughter incest is for some reason not illegal in Virginia...if he identifies as a woman.......

I don't think the Supreme Court would be prepared to handle such a case
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You fucking morons don't really think this is going to go to the supreme court because of gendered language in state law, right?
 
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