Open. Lard ass struggles out of vehicle. Off screen: Pam greasing the door frame.
Gunt: Sorry.
Chick: OH MY GOD.
Gunt: Yeah, they're arresting Chris Chan here at the hotel.
Chris: [unintelligible] off the internet, you got me for this.
Gunt: CHRIS CHAN WASSUP!? KILLSTREAM, BABY! WHEN YOU GET OUT, LET'S DO THE KILLSTREAM! LOOK ME UP!
Retard: Once the charges are dropped, tell them about Joshua Conner Moon!
Gunt: TELL THE ALL ABOUT JOSH MOON! THAT'S WHO THEY WANT!
Thot: Give it up, Chris Chan!
Retard: Give 'em up. Save yourself, gurl.
Retard 2: [unintelligible] Will help you. You're beautiful.
Gunt: Look up Ethan Ralph, KILLSTREAM. I live here in Richmond, buddy.
Rando: Go to church.
Gunt: No. Come to the Killstream first.
Rando 2: [Unintelligble]
Gunt: YEAAARGH! WHat kind of shit is this? Holy shit. Oh my god, thank you!
Thot: Christian Weston Chandler, right here being arrested.
Gunt: Oh shit. You better hurry, Jesse, you're missin out. [Heavy breathing.} oh....
Officer: [unintelligible] transporting...
Chris: Chris Chan or Sonichu, there you go.
Gunt: Hey officers, how's it goin.
Officer with shades on: I just saw you.
Gunt: THAT"S RITE! It's you! OMG
Officer: Sorry about that guys.
Gunt: I told you.
Chris: I'm going to end up complying. I am good like this.
Thot: Is the car unlocked?
Rando: You actually are.
Gunt: I think so. You appear to be complying.
Chris: I am Chris Chan Sonichu, your Goddess Blue Heart. And I continually stand strong and maintain everything with CWCVILLE and Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody.
Gunt: Yeah, you're live to about 3000 people right now, Chris Chan.
Rando: How do you plead?
Gunt: [in a moment of awareness] Don't...You're taking everything in stride? You're doing good?
Chris: Yeah, I keep a good faith. Everything is going to work out.
Gunt: Doing good? Feeling good?
Chris: Well..
Gunt: How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty stressful.
Chris: It's been stressful, but I'm taking it one moment at a time and I've got my loves.
Gunt: Well, that's good.
Rando: Do you feel like Josh Moon did you dirty?
Chris [to Officer Blondie]: Oh well, one thing, that's just a pen. Go ahead and take it out. It's a picture of Muffins from MLP.
Rando: Love Quest is over, Chris.
Chris: I promise it was nothing [...] It fell off my bad, I did not wanna lose it. Please, I would like that for my collection.
Gunt: What' up, jesse?
Jesse: How you doin, huh?
Gunt: You almost missed it.
Jesse: I was [...]
Gunt: Laughs
[Crosschat]
Thot: This is nuts.
Rando: Christine, this man does wanna help you.
Gunt: Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but when you get out, look me up. Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.
Thot: We're here to help you.
Gunt: We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we want to come try to talk to you.
Officer: Do you have anything else on you?
Chris: I have nothing else on me. I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on me. Like I said, frisk me. HAHA there you go.HAH THAT FELT GOOD
Gunt: HA HA
Officer: Let's have a seat.
Jesse(?): Christine, is the merge coming?
Gunt: Alright.
Chris: It's happening now! We're on the merge [something]
Gunt: The merge. It's happening right now, isn't it?
Thot: It's happening right now.
Chris: It is!
Thot: It is....it's happening right now.
Gunt: Farewell, Chris Chan
Thot: The dimensional merge is happening right now. August 1st...
Gunt: Well, there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County deputies car here. I don't think they've had an arrest like this.
Thot: No, I don't think so.
Gunt: We JUST got here too.
Jesse(?): This is the first time that no one's like filming the police.
Gunt and the gang: (Laugh)
Rando: Which one of you wanted to ask questions?
Video ends.
