Chris has been arrested

[Archeops]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

Having some tomato parmesan soup and firing up Minecraft for some reason.

 

[Ferrisuki]

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just one of those weeks, isn't it?

just one of those years

 

[Mic Nejah]

Will you guys remind me NOT to tell reddit when I’m fleeing justice. Those fags sure can ruin a weekend.

 

[gildersleeve]

God damn what is it with Americans and their obsession with prison rape?

It's a modern way to break the buck.

 

[Strelok]

Imagine if Commander Jace Stryker was alive to see this day,,,,

 

[Danilla]

Don't care if it's stereotypical this thread theme just fits too much:

I've listened to this far too much, people always post this during any sort of happening. However, I think it fits now. Good song.

 

[bajagoogoo]

he isn't going to be sent to jail.
Worst case, he is sent to a psychiatric hospital

State run psychiatric hospital. Chris is in jail regardless of where he's sent.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

God damn it I left for 2 hours cause the Ralph stream looked like a nothing burger and I miss this shit.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

Since the other thread got deleted or something...
CHRIS WAS ARRESTED ON NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY.
What an interesting weekend it's been

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Die Chris

Not to start the pronoun discussion again, but it should be Der Chris

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

Good, hope he enjoys his new friends

I feel bad for any woman that he'll be sharing a cell with. I'm not sure how Virginia law works but I've heard of troons getting into female prisons before,

 

[Kusottare]

God damn what is it with Americans and their obsession with prison rape?

haha wouldn't It be funny if chris was fucked by a big black guy in prison and i sat in the corner and watched

 

[Comfy Gondola]

It's just thrilling to be there, as it was with the moon landings

A small step for a sperg, but a giant leap for autism.

 

[Bunchies]

*Prison saga begins*

Chris is a genius, this is gonna be the best arc yet!

 

[King Kiwi]

This is so surreal. Two of the Farms' biggest cows in one place shrieking about Joshua Moon and My Little Pony with platoon of normie cops in the middle.

What a storyline. This is the greatest cow crossover saga in history.

I guess we'll never know how Chris would react to my Little pony g5 airing

My only other regret is we won't know exactly what's going on until the transcripts come out

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Strap in and sack up fellow Kiwis.

 

[DiabeticSP]

On what charges?

 

[Symalsa]

Is there a chance that we will ever see footage of an interrogation?

There’s a chance. I’d like to request the body cam footage as well.

 

[Akashic Retard]

End credits music

 

[BrainProlapse]

You had one job Chris. You just had to not rape your mom and you fucked it up.