Chris has been arrested

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I can't believe this is how Christory ends. I mean part of me believes that there's still going to be more, but I stopped following Chris after he trooned and got boring, thinking he was just going to go into the ether with e-begging whimpers... but no. It's over now. His love quest is over, he found a boyfriend-free-girl (technically) and is going out with a bang.

What a fucking way to end. :story:
 
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I'm glad it's Chris, as the sagas got more and more mundane it's so nice that Chris continued his infamy with how quickly times change.
 
Regular Goy said:
Whoa there buddy, you took a nasty blow to the head.
Rape? Police Arrest?
What are you talking about?
Let's go and read the new issue of Sonichu.
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I hear this is the episode that Chris finally gives birth to Crystal
 
SaltyFanta said:
If chris goes to a psych hospital it might be good for him. I think being away from the internet will be a big help.
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This is something IIRC was mildly proven in the past during one of the great content droughts post 2010. He genuinely seemed to be getting better at managing himself in public until he went and became a True and Honest Woman ™
 
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All Cops Are Based said:
There are female prisoners that would make Chris their boyfriend-free girl.
I almost feel like he'd be safer in a male prison
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He likely would. Consider the fact that most female prisoners are extremely aggressive, and considering how Chris is, he's going to get beaten the fuck up.

That, or he just gets sent into a mental ward which would be a very interesting saga if we got a kiwi working with security cameras lol
 
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Reminder that if literally ANY other Internet influencer of Chris's reach and recognition would be facing incesto-geriatric rape accusations there would be several mainstream media outlets covering this story. They do pieces on much smaller youtubers doing much smaller crimes all the time.

but they won't even touch it because he's a tranny and those who own the media are trying to sell the lie of white picket fence trannies that are "just like us" and totally not perverted freaks
 
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SmugAutist said:
I can't believe this is how Christory ends. I mean part of me believes that there's still going to be more, but I stopped following Chris after he trooned and got boring, thinking he was just going to go into the ether with e-begging whimpers... but no. It's over now. His love quest is over, he found a boyfriend-free-girl (technically) and is going out with a bang.

What a fucking way to end. :story:
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The people VS Christian Weston Chandler in the supreme court is gonna be kino though. Especially when Chris wins.
 
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