Chris has been arrested

[Madre Muerte]

Chris in the showers in prison

 

[Lonely semen]

DSP will outlive all of us.

metokur called it first...but yup.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

The begging of the end for Chris-Chan, brought to you by Ethan Ralph LIVE.

If somebody would have utter those words 3 days ago, the autistic ratings would be sky high.

But here we are. What a picture perfect ending for one of the craziest weekends in the farms.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

"Female"

 

[ripplednimp1111]

This is wild my mind can't even fully comprehend everything that's happened

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

how long do arrest records usually take to update? i am foaming at the mouth to see what he's been charged with

Depends on the county but here it's midday the next day.

 

[Hoss]

I can’t wait for him to be bullied in prison and the warden having to hold him down and record his screams.

Don't underestimate the power of Tard Strength

 

[McSneaks]

If there are sex offense charges brought he’ll have to register as a sex offender, for one thing. And if Barb goes to a nursing home that house will be sold out from under Chris so fast his head wil spin. All that plus he’ll no longer have access to Barb’s monthly SS check, that will go straight to the nursing home. His life is about to take a drastic turn and I doubt he has a single clue what is about to happen. And that’s not even counting any criminal charges he’s probably facing.

Everything else aside I think Barb is gone. They're going to see her condition (which, as far as we can tell is pretty bad), her losing her senses, her at the very least having her only caretaker being this...thing. The state they would have found the house. I can't see any scenario where they just drop her off at the house and Chris opens the door.

Unless Barb is A LOT better physically and mentally than we have seen through the few clips (which is possible, we don't know much), she's gone=house is gone=chris is....?

 

[Maybe someone]

Fucking hell

 

[Pil Chollins]

where were you when ethan ralph livestreamed chris-chan's arrest? i was asleep

 

[King Kiwi]

What is he being arrested for? Is it just the theft, or what.

It's because he refused to share his 4Count minis with Barb.

 

[GorebyHog]

At least Christine looks happy here.

 

[Marche]

Ralph is fat.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Is Ethan Josh's new pet tard? He's already got the shirt.

He pozloaded my negholep, and now he will become the poop.

 

[thepwrtank18]

I keep going to the next page and another page keeps appearing.

 

[got damn!!!]

got damn!!!

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Ethan Ralph proposed to his literal pedo girlfriend who he tried to convince his 18 year old baby mama to be in a 3 way relationship with while she was pregnant then went to Chris Chan's hotel to try and use an interview with Chris to prove Null was somehow the reason Chris raped his mother and while he was there he was told to leave by an angry black security guard and then the police came and arrested Chris while he shouted about dimensional merges. On National Girlfriend's Day.

Jesus absolutely wept.

 

[Mr Moonface]

lol @ the gender, what a fucking clown world we live in.

 

[LUNEKO]

Is Ethan Josh's new pet tard? He's already got the shirt.

Not Ethan himself you see, its the corn child

 

[Spooky Bones]

doesn't it say the charges?