Chris has been arrested

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eDove said:
I had just made a semi-important point that I'm going to bring up again. Chris is likely not going into protective custody because he was handcuffed. Cops'll throw suspects in the front seat so they can better see and hear them. He was definitely arrested on one of or all of the charges facing him right now.

His over-confidence about the situation in surprising in the least. When has he actually faced any real consequences in his life?
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That’s not necessarily true, especially in the Appalachian south. You’re going to sit in the back, with a camera and being watched, regardless. Dead body back there? Scoot it over. Someone took a shit? Scoot it over. Putting someone in the front- especially someone fragile or mentally unstable is a recipe for disaster. Just about every suspect is cuffed, no matter how innocuous they appear, for their safety and the cops. The idea that people areested are regularly put in the front without handcuffs is 100% wrong. Mentally ill people are dangerous af. Wanna kill themselves? They will drag the wheel in the other lane and now the cop has to fight for it. They can grab their gun, jump out the window, break the windshield and obstruct your view, any number of things.

Now Protective custody for your safety isn’t available (typically) for people who haven’t been charged or arrested- the jails are entirely too crowded and it’s a violation of your rights. Unless there is an a literal posse physically in the act if lynching you, maybe. But it’s rare and usually only afforded to pedophiles and sex offenders due to they HAVE to know where they’re staying and living, if you’re an abuser you can’t just leave and not have an address in file/be at your address in file. It’s also not something you can request. They will usually put a cop outside of your house unless it’s a very extreme situation. Even if it’s requested and arranged unless it’s an unmarked and the cop is familiar with you, your ass in goin in the back, 9/10 times. Especially if you’re a retard tranny mommy rapist that the community is outraged with.
If this was a situation that Chris asked for protection (again, they’re underfunded, underpaid, and have very few fucks to give for a tranny mommy rapist- who is Unconvicted and unregistered therefore not their responsibility) he would most likely be responsible for turning himself in and sleeping in a break room for a day or 2. Maybe.

edit: goddamn. The time it took me to type this the thread jumped from 29 pages to 40 wtf even is this.
 
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Holy shit, Chris finally gets what he deserves. After so many years of thinking he's above the law, he has finally been punished. And this punishment will be outright unbearable to him. Wouldn't be surprised if the jail life ends up driving him to suicide in the slightest.
As for Barb, as toxic as she is, I think she'll definitely be placed in a group home to live the last couple years she has left.

The end is nigh, and Chris Chan is almost dead. Long live Chris Chan
 
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The Man Comes Around said:
I don't even know what to say at this point, the last 72 hours have been some of most important in the history of internet culture. I'm just grateful to have witnessed them with my own eyes
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Jesus Christo, you're right. One of the most important events in internet history is a man wearing women's clothes getting arrested for the incestuous rape of his own mother. The 21st century sucks so far.
 
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Do you think chris is going to prison or a psyche ward?
 
The Man Comes Around said:
I don't even know what to say at this point, the last 72 hours have been some of most important in the history of internet culture. I'm just grateful to have witnessed them with my own eyes
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It was definitely a whirlwind of emotions and happenings that will no less stay with me for the rest of my life. We will be telling our children and grandchildren about this moment decades down the line. Honestly, it brings a tear to my eye to see such events happen when I am part of it.
 
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How hard did he tard out when they made him take the medallion off?
 
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