Chris has been arrested

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How do I log in? said:
God, if you're listening to me, I have but one request. If I have to cash in all my faith and good deeds for one guaranteed outcome, let it be this one.

I was Chris to represent himself.
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If he was really going for the insanity plea, he would have Magi Chan sonichu represent him.
 
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Everything else aside I think Barb is gone. They're going to see her condition (which, as far as we can tell is pretty bad), her losing her senses, her at the very least having her only caretaker being this...thing. The state they would have found the house. I can't see any scenario where they just drop her off at the house and Chris opens the door.

Unless Barb is A LOT better physically and mentally than we have seen through the few clips (which is possible, we don't know much), she's gone=house is gone=chris is....?
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I think this will end with both Barbara and Chris(tine) being permanently institutionalized. I cannot see Chris being found competent to assist in his own defense, nor do I believe that Barb will be able to testify.
 
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Rei is shit said:
has this joke been made?
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Shit, this one could be modified as well
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Like I said in the other arrest thread before it got nuked, it's like Chris thinks he's in a movie, more specifically the part of a movie where the hero is at his darkest moment before he gets saved by some Deus Ex Machina. He'll be in the courtroom, thinking about how he was just doing his mom a "favor" and how all these fools just don't understand anything, and then a big flash of light will come and all of his problems will be magically and instantly solved. Even if he winds up in jail, he'll just sit there going "Aaaannnyyy second now!" I wonder how long it'll take for his situation to sink in, if it does at all.
 
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mustard-creams said:
I don't even know who Ralph is and I think Null is a gay hypocrite but why is Ralph supporting a confirmed rapist just to get dirt on Null? What is wrong with this man
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@Null was in a relationship with Ralph that ended rather badly. With both of them being known on the Internet, many people took sides.

Null is known as the smart bottom, where as Ralph is the dumb top. Null moved on into a relationship with Christine and Ralph for very jealous.

Ralph then "proposed" to a bio-hole to keep appearances up, but his real plan was to convinc her to become "Bella".

After this, Chris is arrested, Null loses his lover and is forced to be Ralph's bottom.

The horse films this and blackmails Null to shut the forum. Its the end. We all join reddit teen kill ourselves.

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Chris ending up in custody was sorta expected huh? Even without the internet, Chris has got himself arrested so many times over lottering, assault, and being a piece of shit in public.
 
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Sorry I'm late, but what was the official reason for arrest? Was it the raping, violating the EOP, something else?
 
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